Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Smithfield Ham]

Chris Chipman be like: "Thank you for giving me free money for doing absolutely nothing for you. It really helps supplement my full-time income! But you aren't giving me enough, you deadbeats!"

 

[Maulwildin]

If anything, capeshit has its closest equivalent in certain medieval pageantries, that is, if Huizinga's account of them is at least somewhat accurate; gaudy, bombastic, extravagan. Occasionally you had someone like Van Eyck commisioned for decorations so admittedly it could have had, partly, some finer visual appeal, but still, as a whole such pageantry probably was a constant series dopamine rush triggers not unlike your average capeshit movie.

 

[Positron]

If anything, capeshit has its closest equivalent in certain medieval pageantries, that is, if Huizinga's account of them is at least somewhat accurate; gaudy, bombastic, extravagan. Occasionally you had someone like Van Eyck commisioned for decorations so admittedly it could have had, partly, some finer visual appeal, but still, as a whole such pageantry probably was a constant series dopamine rush triggers not unlike your average capeshit movie.

What we need is a modern-day Cervantes, who has his character casting the low-rent chivalry romances of our time to bonfires.

 

[Coccxys]

The way Bob cries harassment is almost like a satirical twitter leftist these days. People in a perfectly civil way disagreeing with his shit takes on twitter gets him crying targeted harassment.

 

[ditto]

I swear, in the video where Robert is driving Chris home from work, Robert seems downright likable compared to grasping, pathetic, ugly Chris.

Also suprised that Bob has a driver's license.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Am I blind or has Kino Robert's latest deleted John Galt moment not been posted yet?

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I know I shouldn't criticize blobs galaxy brained take, but, normal people literally drive the world. Tge "exceptional, extraordinary, singular people" are few and far between. Even someone like musk is just a dude that has enough money to do his huge hobby products. But the dudes who are paving the roads and making sure we can get clean water? I doubt blobs ever spoken to one of them and held them in even human regard.

 

[Coccxys]

But the dudes who are paving the roads and making sure we can get clean water? I doubt blobs ever spoken to one of them and held them in even human regard.

Which is funny because the usual twitter lefty position is that they're more important than the "exceptional" few. But then these are a bunch of idiots living on daddy's money or the patreon ponzi scheme who think they're the working class.

 

[Flexo]

BTW I found this among his old videos:
"Patreon! Send me to ComicCon!" say the salaried man.

I swear, in the video where Robert is driving Chris home from work, Robert seems downright likable compared to grasping, pathetic, ugly Chris.

I mean Chris at least sounds normal and his voice is less grating. For the minute I watched, like you said, even Bob came off as human.

Honestly, maybe Bob would succeed more if he let Chris be the one to read and perform his scripts. I'd say maybe they could do a 2 person review show (like Brad Jones used to do in the car) but I think we all know by this point the Chip bros would quickly become stiff and unnatural then.

If he was holding back before I don't even want to know what he'll be like unchained. I'm envisioning a rifle and a bell tower when he finally realizes he has nothing left to lose.

More like a rifle and a taco bell.

I know I shouldn't criticize blobs galaxy brained take, but, normal people literally drive the world. Tge "exceptional, extraordinary, singular people" are few and far between. Even someone like musk is just a dude that has enough money to do his huge hobby products. But the dudes who are paving the roads and making sure we can get clean water? I doubt blobs ever spoken to one of them and held them in even human regard.

Yeah, considering it's the normies that pick up or reject the concepts the exceptional people invent, one could say changing the world is nothing but an effort to sell to normies.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

If he was holding back before I don't even want to know what he'll be like unchained. I'm envisioning a rifle and a bell tower when he finally realizes he has nothing left to lose.

As if Bob could climb all those stairs.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

As if Bob could climb all those stairs.

As long as nobody installs a stair lift into one of those clock towers, we're safe. But if they ever do, we have a lot of time to run away.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Seeing Robert drive makes me wonder how much of a angry driver he’d be on the road.

 

[BScCollateral]

What we need is a modern-day Cervantes, who has his character casting the low-rent chivalry romances of our time to bonfires.

The thing is accomplished.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Honestly, maybe Bob would succeed more if he let Chris be the one to read and perform his scripts. I'd say maybe they could do a 2 person review show (like Brad Jones used to do in the car) but I think we all know by this point the Chip bros would quickly become stiff and unnatural then.

Chris did voice all of his vids back at the beginning of this year. It was right after he and Chris did the panel at whatever Con and Bob contracted most likely the coof. His voice was wrecked for about a month, see his review of Sonic. Maybe I never noticed it before but I swear after Chris started doing Bob's videos for him he ramped up the shameless whoring for his patreon and podcasts, in that order.

The thing is accomplished.

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I was always more of a Defendor felon myself.

 

[Coccxys]

When does Chris' Patreon become a loss leader with all the "pot sweetners" he's throwing in? I wouldn't be surprised if he was dumb enough to do that.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Which is funny because the usual twitter lefty position is that they're more important than the "exceptional" few. But then these are a bunch of idiots living on daddy's money or the patreon ponzi scheme who think they're the working class.

To be fair, I wish I was living that sort of life. If I could get paid as much as blob or have a dad that has money, I would in a heart beat.

Yeah, considering it's the normies that pick up or reject the concepts the exceptional people invent, one could say changing the world is nothing but an effort to sell to normies.

Even then, when was the last time we had a huge change from one of these people? The public internet? Smartphones? Maybe VR or AR? We are stagnating and there hasn't been much change in the world.

 

[instythot]

CineRoberto is gonna be pissed when he finds out that in the United States the President doesn't have an "Office of Food Tasting".

Film Robert is holding out for that prestigious "Marinator General" post

 

[PonPonPataPon]

I, for one, welcome MotionPictureDick as our new cultural führer.

 

[StraightShooter2]

To be fair, I wish I was living that sort of life. If I could get paid as much as blob or have a dad that has money, I would in a heart beat.

He basically gets paid to mentally masturbate for a living; even if I could get paid to do that, I'd feel like shit.

There's no original thought he's had in his life whatsoever; all he does is regurgitate the most boring, cliche one-liners that even a 13-year old could come up with if they were bored enough.

Example:

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"Wonder Woman was the most original film of the current decade; it broadened our horizons by which all future Superhero films will be judged - Gal Gadot's exquisite performance was like that of a Greek Goddess - she so beautifully intertwined the virtues of masculinity and femininity into 1 complete package that she has no male or female peer on the Silver Screen - such a remarkable entry into the DC cinematic universe may have effects on our culture which we as mere humans cannot yet forsee - no longer will Superhero films or comic books be stereotyped as cheesy entertainment for 13-year old boys; but now girls will be able to proclaim their comic book fandom unabashed; future films both within and outside of the Superhero genre will likewise be inspired to emulate Wonder Woman as their new paragon which future female protagonists will aspire to emulate.

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I came up with that in 3 minutes; I've never watched the film (or even a full trailer).

 

[Homer Simpson]

He basically gets paid to mentally masturbate for a living; even if I could get paid to do that, I'd feel like shit.

I would do it. I mean, all he does is sit in front of a camera, or record himself talking about movies and and having bad takes on shit no one should really care about.

 

[Carlos Thin]

He basically gets paid to mentally masturbate for a living; even if I could get paid to do that, I'd feel like shit.

There's no original thought he's had in his life whatsoever; all he does is regurgitate the most boring, cliche one-liners that even a 13-year old could come up with if they were bored enough.

Example:

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"Wonder Woman was the most original film of the current decade; it broadened our horizons by which all future Superhero films will be judged - Gal Gadot's exquisite performance was like that of a Greek Goddess - she so beautifully intertwined the virtues of masculinity and femininity into 1 complete package that she has no male or female peer on the Silver Screen - such a remarkable entry into the DC cinematic universe may have effects on our culture which we as mere humans cannot yet forsee - no longer will Superhero films or comic books be stereotyped as cheesy entertainment for 13-year old boys; but now girls will be able to proclaim their comic book fandom unabashed; future films both within and outside of the Superhero genre will likewise be inspired to emulate Wonder Woman as their new paragon which future female protagonists will aspire to emulate.

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I came up with that in 3 minutes; I've never watched the film (or even a full trailer).

You got the bones of a good troll twitter account right there