🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Angry Shoes said:
As rude is it may sound, I hope she miscarries. Nobody should have to raise Ethan's hellspawn because they made a major fuck-up as soon as they became a legal adult.
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We were through the appropriate miscarriage jokes and wishes in the sargon thread. You're good brah

Ethan Ralph is becoming more and more like DSP every day. Crushing debt, trapped in streaming he hates, maker's/gin, and now months upon months of boredom with the occasional several week explosion of content
 
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Hamsteroid said:
It's still an upgrade from getting Digi's sloppy seconds
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After the HRT shrinking his pickle, everything after the first 2 inches would be untouched territory.

Shakka Ahmose said:
Yes Gator larped as a woman to convince gunt guard 100% no doubt.
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my scitzo take is that Faith had to give gunt all her social logins after getting caught calling him tampon breath. Ralph gave the logins to gator to pose as his child bride and shuffle lemons around to make it looked like they were just in a long distance relationship.

Faster Than Chris Robin said:
He's known to blackmail his friends, though, that might explain the amiability.
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How in fuck he has ANY "fwiends" is beyond me. If I found out someone recorded someone else to use as leverage or blackmail (however insufferable they are) having a breakdown over the death of their child to be, I would NEVER get into a voice call with that person. You'd either have to be super careful to not let shit slip or in turn record them... I'm starting to think the gunt guards don't even like each other and are just all saving dirt on one-another to go nuclear when everything goes gunt up.
 
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Love_Machine011 said:
It must be strange for some of faith's family. Its the equivalent of the family cat disappearing for a few days then coming back pregnant. Like fucking they were seeing each other for a mere few weeks and ralph impregnated the girl. Not they arent even together. Truly this is what Nick Fuentes is fighting for.
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more like the family cat disappearing for a few days getting pissed drunk and sending you a video of them getting fucked and impregnated.
 
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Mr.Downer said:
wow, so much has happened since I stopped keeping up. I feel bad for Faith, she basically got her life ruined by Gunt and is carrying his ugly baby, even worse is the fact that Gunt broke up with her, and assuming no abortion, the kid will grow up fatherless and raised by a very troubled young woman.
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It is very sad, I seriously hope she will get her shit together, that child is carrying the Ralph genetic curse, a history of addiction, diabetes, retardation and obesity. She'd better keep a very fucking close eye on it, a tranny child is honestly one of the least horrific options in this scenario.
 
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PhoBingas said:
How in fuck he has ANY "fwiends" is beyond me.
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It used to be he'd suck grifter asshole for clout. These days he gets by with just enough from his shell of a show that the roles are reversed, he's the one having his ass kissed, even after having fallen so far.

Same thing happened with Opie from O&A, and Maddox's show a few years ago, it got down to a hundred listeners and he was still getting Youtubers, ecelebs, LA based comedians, etc. Strange phenomenon.
 
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Love_Machine011 said:
It must be strange for some of faith's family. Its the equivalent of the family cat disappearing for a few days then coming back pregnant. Like fucking they were seeing each other for a mere few weeks and ralph impregnated the girl. Not they arent even together. Truly this is what Nick Fuentes is fighting for.
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the post nuclear groyper family, the gunted semen donor locked back into chastity after pregnancy and sending in lemons desperately before the cops and or dlive come for his hoard greatly reduced already by tens of thousands bleeding money like a stuck pig from what i hear, the brood-mare unwashed hag childbride, and the non ralphacel adult who actually has to make it work

Faster Than Chris Robin said:
Same thing happened with Opie from O&A, and Maddox's show a few years ago, it got down to a hundred listeners and he was still getting Youtubers, ecelebs, LA based comedians, etc. Strange phenomenon.
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maybe they reach out at the height of the career and they have ammo to expose you as a clout chasing snake if you back out when they accept your offer in desperation? iirc ralph might have said something like "oh i have dms saying you wanted on before" that happened to be from that more viewership era
 
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