🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Disrespected Pronouns said:
Honestly, the most important part of this coming out is that it proves that @Elric of Melnibone was correct with his sources from inside the Gunt Camp. I wonder who could it be? Some of the Gold Star Callers Ralph talks to privatly? One of the women connected to the Killstream Secretary account? Gator keeping his old buddies like Flamenco in the loop? Really the possibilities are endless. But someone that Ralph actually trusts is a traitor.
As a student of Roman history, I'm sure Ralph remembers that the Praetorian Guard was just as likely to knife Ceaser as they were to prorect him. I wonder how many official KS accounts Gator has access to?
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We have to remember that it wasn't only Brutus that knifed Caesar. It was nearly everyone in the room.
 
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Null said:
bro, the most alpha chad move a man can make is have a baby you don't even have to take care of. that's like all the alpha chad redpill of spreading your huwite genetic legacy, with none of the beta simp bluepill of cucking to a woman and paying for diapers.

(this will be his word-for-word response)
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It's all fun and games until the kids born black and steals your VCR.
 
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Medical Hawaii said:
I'm not well-versed in the Gunt lore, but why is a good Christian who looks forward to celebrating Advent wasting their time vaguetweeting and reveling in another's misery? Sounds pretty hypocritical to me
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The dad wants attention and is using the season of Advent as a good excuse for dripping out information as opposed to just dropping everything. He probably wanted a theme to keep it festive, make it fun, instead of seeing it as exploiting religion for revenge. At the end of the day, they would rather drip information than solve the problem because they are attention whores.

Nearly all of the people use religion in this area of the Internet.
 
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wonder what the gunt guard cope narrative will be, they seem to waiver between faux right wing irony to justify their shitty behavior and left wing faux outrage to justify being bitches. probably just labelling ralphs former darlingest soul mayte who he loves as a psycho and ranting at null for breaking up their totally was gonna happen marriage
 
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High Tea said:
The dad wants attention and is using the season of Advent as a good excuse for dripping out information as opposed to just dropping everything. He probably wanted a theme to keep it festive, make it fun, instead of seeing it as exploiting religion for revenge. At the end of the day, they would rather drip information than solve the problem because they are attention whores.

Nearly all of the people use religion in this area of the Internet.
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Take it from me. Drips are always a bad sign.
 
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High Tea said:
The dad wants attention and is using the season of Advent as a good excuse for dripping out information as opposed to just dropping everything. He probably wanted a theme to keep it festive, make it fun, instead of seeing it as exploiting religion for revenge. At the end of the day, they would rather drip information than solve the problem because they are attention whores.

Nearly all of the people use religion in this area of the Internet.
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Damn, what an actual cuckstian. Do we know their denomination?
 
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TwinkLover6969 said:
It's cute that you think family court judges give a shit about how much you make when it comes to child support.
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Gunts got a black belt in dodging payments if he does the best to spite the debt collecors for his student debt and for his crack shack whats stopping him from telling the child support people to fuck off? From what i remember you have to show that you didnt delibrartly dodge payments. Whats stopping him from claiming that he hasn´t worked in years? If hoodrats can do it Reethan can aswell.


Bob Barker said:
Its a shame really. I was hoping he had learned his lesson from the last time. Faith is still young and now there is another child in the mix of all this. The last thing either of these children need is their male rolemodel (because lets be honest, faith kid is going to look up to grandpa far more than dad) to act like this. I still hope that he wisens up.

I feel like he doesn't realize that we aren't his friends. We aren't following this for a happy ending, nor are we crusaders fighting for justice. Its about laughing at retards who light themselves on fire for attention, and that goes just as much for the people we encourage as the people we call fat faggots. Most people here don't give one shit about the well being of his family, we just want to see a trash fire and don't care who offers the fuel.

That goes for many ralph alogs and ralph allies beyond just ralph and vickers lol. Its like a personality template that these people are all pressed out of.
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Thats the intressting part of the guntiverse there are no heroes even the good guys are deeply flawed characters. Null, Vickers, Godwinson and PPP non of them are really good guys but atleast they aren´t evil. All of them leak their special form of tism.
Medical Hawaii said:
I'm not well-versed in the Gunt lore, but why is a good Christian who looks forward to celebrating Advent wasting their time vaguetweeting and reveling in another's misery? Sounds pretty hypocritical to me
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Mathew 10:34
"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the crackshack. I did not come to bring peace, but a really sharp pen."
 
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Disrespected Pronouns said:
Honestly, the most important part of this coming out is that it proves that @Elric of Melnibone was correct with his sources from inside the Gunt Camp. I wonder who could it be? Some of the Gold Star Callers Ralph talks to privatly? One of the women connected to the Killstream Secretary account? Gator keeping his old buddies like Flamenco in the loop? Really the possibilities are endless. But someone that Ralph actually trusts is a traitor.
As a student of Roman history, I'm sure Ralph remembers that the Praetorian Guard was just as likely to knife Ceaser as they were to prorect him. I wonder how many official KS accounts Gator has access to?
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Sriracha said:
We have to remember that it wasn't only Brutus that knifed Caesar. It was nearly everyone in the room.
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"Euh tu Gaydur?"

They're gonna have to bring some very long knives to get through the gunt. In fact I'm pretty sure they would be classified as swords.
 
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AnOminous said:
He is a fucking faggot and a diddler apologist. The law gives him every possible remedy and instead he tweets like a fucking faggot. Do what the law gives you the power to do you fucking faggot.
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To be fair, its easier to own his ass and go after him for money for 18 years then to send his ass to jail. I applaud Mr V for trying to save some money from all of this.
 
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BuffaloJoe said:
The sad thing is that once she turns 20 and realizes how much of a retard she was to shack up with this loser, she'll head back to California and make her parents look after the Guntlet. I've literally seen this play out 5+ times with people I know.

The parents usually end up becoming the babysitters of a teen mom's child once she is older and wants to be independent again.
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From 685 Pages ago

Assuming the guntlet is actually real, it appears that all is going according to the plan.
 
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oh and vickers, if something bad happens and you even suspect its the gunt you should drop it all and run off. hell try to get one more stubby kick in no matter what you do and this way you can swing on your way out and be forgotten quicker by the gunt, well not forgotten but on the same backburner as people he hasnt interacted with or seen since gamergate
 
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