I finally caved. I was unsatisfied with N64 emulation, so I bought an N64, an AV2HDMI, an Everdrive, and an 8 GB SD card. I even got the N64 version of 40 Winks out of it.
Afterwards, I downloaded a curated archive of N64 games consisting of NTSC games, PAL exclusive games, and easily playable Japanese games.
This leads me to several observations.
1. After deleting roms of cheat devices(?!) and of redundant games (Gauntlet: Legends, Animal Forest, and the 40 Winks prototype), I have a little under 3 GB worth of space. Does anyone know any good romhacks that I can use to fill the space? I already got SM64 Split Screen and Waluigi’s Taco Stand.
2. They made a rom out of this fucking thing.
I havent tested if it works, but I kind of want to.