šŸ· Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Lady Pigroach said:
Lol Ralph is going to die alone.
Even DSP has a wife.
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Even Wings of Redemption's
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Stupid, white trash, narcissistic, obese faggot gets what he fucking deserves. Amazing.

What fucking brain fart did he ever have to show his fucking disgusting rotund face on stream? I can't even fucking watch this faggot for 5 minutes. Its like staring into the sun, except instead of pain its disgust and nausea. And he thought his fat ass would be even better and more appealing for IRL streaming? Jesus fucking christ. What a fucking retard. And I know what you're doing Ralph, wearing all black to look slimming. You're a fucking globe you drunk fat retard. You can't slim down a fucking sphere. Just knowing he reproduced makes me want to take a vow of chastity because of the absolute disgust I feel when I catch glimpses and screenshots of his revenge porn video. Thinking about it makes me never want to have sex again. If I watched it, I'd probably gouge my fucking eyes out, event horizon style.

And his health its only going to get worse, too. After a weekend of heavy drinking, your liver already shows signs of cirrhosis. It takes about a week to heal, so you can safely do benders every weekend with no drinking during the week. But imagine this heavy drinking every day, along with drugs. Ascites is VERY common with liver disease and he's beat the shit out of his liver. Ascites is basically a swollen belly from fluid that escapes into the abdomen. Also his alcoholism and obesity is going to fucking age him real fucking fast.

Yeah Ralph, you're winning. You're morbidly obese, you're going to have to pay child support for the rest of your life, your liver is about a year away from failing, you're an alcoholic addicted to benzos (one of the hardest drugs to quit), have to rely on a stagnant platform for income, rely on an INCREDIBLY unstable job that could collapse at any second with 0 security and benefits, rely on a highly volatile currency which could collapse at any moment, and if it does, have little to no means of income since you're banned from nearly every major platform and can only attract immature women who are vulnerable and attention whores who will latch on to anyone popular and as soon as someone more attractive comes along, they'll dump your fat ass and leap into their arms, mocking you as they go. Yes, everyone here wants to you, you stupid fat fuck. Delusional white trash, as any of the SJWs he routinely mocks.
 
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Secret Asshole said:
Stupid, white trash, narcissistic, obese faggot gets what he fucking deserves. Amazing.

What fucking brain fart did he ever have to show his fucking disgusting rotund face on stream? I can't even fucking watch this faggot for 5 minutes. Its like staring into the sun, except instead of pain its disgust and nausea. And he thought his fat ass would be even better and more appealing for IRL streaming? Jesus fucking christ. What a fucking retard. And I know what you're doing Ralph, wearing all black to look slimming. You're a fucking globe you drunk fat retard. You can't slim down a fucking sphere. Just knowing he reproduced makes me want to take a vow of chastity because of the absolute disgust I feel when I catch glimpses and screenshots of his revenge porn video. Thinking about it makes me never want to have sex again. If I watched it, I'd probably gouge my fucking eyes out, event horizon style.

And its only going to get worse, too. Ascites is VERY common with liver disease and he's beat the shit out of his liver. Ascites is basically a swollen belly from fluid that escapes into the abdomen. Also his alcoholism and obesity is going to fucking age him real fucking fast.

Yeah Ralph, you're winning. You're morbidly obese, you're going to have to pay child support for the rest of your life, your liver is about a year away from failing, you're an alcoholic addicted to benzos (one of the hardest drugs to quit), have to rely on a stagnant platform for income, rely on a highly volatile currency which could collapse at any moment, and if it does, have little to no means of income since you're banned from nearly every major platform and can only attract immature women who are vulnerable and attention whores who will latch on to anyone popular and as soon as someone more attractive comes along, they'll dump your fat ass and leap into your arms. Yes, everyone here wants to you, you stupid fat fuck.
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Based double post.
 
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Secret Asshole said:
Stupid, white trash, narcissistic, obese faggot gets what he fucking deserves. Amazing.

What fucking brain fart did he ever have to show his fucking disgusting rotund face on stream? I can't even fucking watch this faggot for 5 minutes. Its like staring into the sun, except instead of pain its disgust and nausea. And he thought his fat ass would be even better and more appealing for IRL streaming? Jesus fucking christ. What a fucking retard. And I know what you're doing Ralph, wearing all black to look slimming. You're a fucking globe you drunk fat retard. You can't slim down a fucking sphere. Just knowing he reproduced makes me want to take a vow of chastity because of the absolute disgust I feel when I catch glimpses and screenshots of his revenge porn video. Thinking about it makes me never want to have sex again. If I watched it, I'd probably gouge my fucking eyes out, event horizon style.

And its only going to get worse, too. Ascites is VERY common with liver disease and he's beat the shit out of his liver. Ascites is basically a swollen belly from fluid that escapes into the abdomen. Also his alcoholism and obesity is going to fucking age him real fucking fast.

Yeah Ralph, you're winning. You're morbidly obese, you're going to have to pay child support for the rest of your life, your liver is about a year away from failing, you're an alcoholic addicted to benzos (one of the hardest drugs to quit), have to rely on a stagnant platform for income, rely on a highly volatile currency which could collapse at any moment, and if it does, have little to no means of income since you're banned from nearly every major platform and can only attract immature women who are vulnerable and attention whores who will latch on to anyone popular and as soon as someone more attractive comes along, they'll dump your fat ass and leap into your arms. Yes, everyone here wants to you, you stupid fat fuck.
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Hits just as hard the second time
 
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Cow Poly said:
Not sure if yā€™all seen this yet... can someone with archive tools plz help? Iā€™m still at work on mobile
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Sheā€™s replying to gator
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Lorelei and I follow each other on Twatter. I just DM her and invited her to participate in this discussion. I know she has interacted quite a bit with Individuals affiliated with Kill Stream and Dick Show. Her insight may be interesting.
 
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Secret Asshole said:
Stupid, white trash, narcissistic, obese faggot gets what he fucking deserves. Amazing.

What fucking brain fart did he ever have to show his fucking disgusting rotund face on stream? I can't even fucking watch this faggot for 5 minutes. Its like staring into the sun, except instead of pain its disgust and nausea. And he thought his fat ass would be even better and more appealing for IRL streaming? Jesus fucking christ. What a fucking retard. And I know what you're doing Ralph, wearing all black to look slimming. You're a fucking globe you drunk fat retard. You can't slim down a fucking sphere. Just knowing he reproduced makes me want to take a vow of chastity because of the absolute disgust I feel when I catch glimpses and screenshots of his revenge porn video. Thinking about it makes me never want to have sex again. If I watched it, I'd probably gouge my fucking eyes out, event horizon style.

And his health its only going to get worse, too. After a weekend of heavy drinking, your liver already shows signs of cirrhosis. It takes about a week to heal, so you can safely do benders every weekend with no drinking during the week. But imagine this heavy drinking every day, along with drugs. Ascites is VERY common with liver disease and he's beat the shit out of his liver. Ascites is basically a swollen belly from fluid that escapes into the abdomen. Also his alcoholism and obesity is going to fucking age him real fucking fast.

Yeah Ralph, you're winning. You're morbidly obese, you're going to have to pay child support for the rest of your life, your liver is about a year away from failing, you're an alcoholic addicted to benzos (one of the hardest drugs to quit), have to rely on a stagnant platform for income, rely on an INCREDIBLY unstable job that could collapse at any second with 0 security and benefits, rely on a highly volatile currency which could collapse at any moment, and if it does, have little to no means of income since you're banned from nearly every major platform and can only attract immature women who are vulnerable and attention whores who will latch on to anyone popular and as soon as someone more attractive comes along, they'll dump your fat ass and leap into their arms, mocking you as they go. Yes, everyone here wants to you, you stupid fat fuck. Delusional white trash, as any of the SJWs he routinely mocks.
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Hey doubleposting mod, don't forget that Ralph is addicted to the worst drug of them all:
Copium.

He unironically thought we envy him HAHAHAHA
The withdrawal is going to be his sunset.
 
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Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2 said:
Based double post.
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draggs said:
Hits just as hard the second time
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Yeah, I deleted it. I didn't realize I wasn't editing and posting instead. But yeah, point still fucking stands.
kosher bath salts said:
Hey doubleposting mod, don't forget that Ralph is addicted to the worst drug of them all:
Copium.

He unironically thought we envy him HAHAHAHA
The withdrawal is going to be his sunset.
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His brain has more fat than brain cells. Nobody fucking envies him. He's not an actor. He's not rich. He doesn't have beautiful women. He's not attractive. He's an alcoholic and drug addict. As well as morbidly obese. Yeah, I'm REAL fucking envious.
 
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Derpy said:
Lorelei and I follow each other on Twatter. I just DM her and invited her to participate in this discussion. I know she has interacted quite a bit with Individuals affiliated with Kill Stream and Dick Show. Her insight may be interesting.
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I'm curious too, because she comes off as wanting to be simped for and then is surprised when people want to. I've seen her under a lot of threads causing quite a bit of a stir on Twitter. It is pointed commentary and then she seems surprised when people fight back. I know she's set both Dick and Ralph off numerous times.
 
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Schlomo Silverscreenblatt said:
Does Shannon not understand how common both working at home and dating apps are? I guess it makes sense when all you do is play video games and celebrate cartoon girls birthdays
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Gator's too awkward to be on Tinder or any normal dating site. Here is what I think Gator's Tinder profile would look like
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Shanon Gaines, 35
šŸ“Florida(69 mi away)
works at Trader Joes​
 
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Elric of Melnibone said:
Alright @theralph I know you are reading this thread frequently, I know gator and your jannies and guntguard are reading too. We all know that. Lets cut the shit. You have one play that can own me, and it aint the gender reveal you fucking pig headed degenerate and we both know that. So why not log back in to your broke dick farms account and defend yourself? What kind of coward are you? Other kiwi's think I am making this shit up but you know im not. You know full fucking well im not fabricating a god damned thing.

Why are you so much of a pussy that you cand waddle your fat ass 3 fucking steps through the filth of your disgusting room. . . oh Im sorry, "studio", and sit your fat t rex armed fat body in that chinese knock off gamer word chair and logging in to own me. You can come clean right here right now, you can drop your own shit and play it off as a ralphachad move.

But you wont. And I know you wont. But do me this one favor. Screen cap this. Save you a copy of this post, print it out and hang it on your wall, put it as your wall paper.

Check.
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Hi Nora
 
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Sam Losco said:
Faith, you still have plenty of time to confess to the cops you didn't consent to the sex tape being released.
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She has 3 years in Virginia for revenge porn, California is probably longer.
Thumb My Butthole said:

Well he'll thumb you when the Gunt can't get no wood
He'll thumb you cuz Makers Mark said that he should
He'll thumb you cuz he's mad at Kiwi Farms
Then he'll thumb you and blame Josh for all the harm

But I would not feel so fucking dumb
Everybody must get thumbed!

Well he'll thumb you cuz he's got a micro peen
He'll thumb you cuz his gunt is so obscene
He'll thumb you after he's been cucked by Baked
And he'll thumb you when his child bride says "It's fake."

But I would not feel so fucking dumb
Everybody must get thumbed!

He'll thumb you and then sniff your butthole's scent
He'll thumb you cuz lemons don't pay the rent
He'll thumb you and then laugh at Godwinson
Then he'll thumb you right up your stinky bum

But I would not feel so fucking dumb
Everybody must get thumbed!
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Lovely parody.
 
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