🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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The plot thickens.

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When you create your Pro Wrestling persona in the fire of Gunt burning, can I be your in ring manager? Ill bring a tennis racket and break it over the head of that mudshow fuck.
A Jim Cornette cameo shitting on the Gunt would likely be half as cheap and three times as mean as the one Shaggy 2 Dope did. Just putting that out there.
 
That requires a bit more unpacking, and its pretty fucked up. I have to wait until I can get and share the reciepts for that one, it will be a bit of a long post too.
Let me take a stab at it.
I am assuming that the original thought was that Ethan, Faith, and Ralph were going to be living together in the new digs.
I can imagine that Ethan suggested that since he is so busy with his important job, he would not have a lot of time to be taking care of a pregnant wife and a newborn child. Also, Faith would be of no use to him in his thriving streaming venture, since she is not physically well, not old enough to go into bars with him, and he couldn't be traveling with a wife who was not only too young to run with the big dogs, but would be packing a newborn besides.
Pantsu was meant to be a nanny/companion for Faith, and a traveling/drinking/thumbing/camera person for Ethan.

Ethan hates women. All women. Starting with his mother. She ran off his Daddy and he has never forgiven her.

HOW CLOSE AM I????
 
It truly amazes me how Ralph is able to attract so much vitriol and anger from almost everyone who has the displeasure of interacting with him or by simply looking into him, it really is a "special" individual who can achieve that.
On the claim of Ralph strangling his meth-mouthed child bride, maybe its just me but I'm having a hard time visualizing a 5'2" obese manlet with T-rex arms lunging forward and grabbing someone by the neck with a third person between the two.
 
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