🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Elric of Melnibone]

@Elric of Melnibone I ve checked out of this thread so forgive me if this has been asked before but Why did you turn on the gunt?


Also which event fucked ralph the most "the heal stream?" or "going to Knoxville and not having a shirt that fit?"

I keep thinking the only way he could top this is if someone ends up dead

I did not 'turn' on the gunt. I started out just bored in his discord and did little things to fuck with him to pass the time. I can not really remember where it went from bored fun to burning him at the stake.

The heal stream fucked him up more, and in some kind of weird ways that you would not expect.

 

[2021Murder]

Regarding IRL streaming in Philadelphia this weekend: "Maybe it'll be Saturday...Sunday I can do. If there's a way I can go to it I'll probably try."

EDIT: He already brought up Alice, albeit not by name. He's going for it.

5 hour drive, his only reason for going up north (May) hates him now.

No. I have also been accused of being Nora and a disgruntled Gunt Guard as well.

We all know you're Gator. this is like Chris and his "friends" Your telling him lies and having him record his spergouts for the rest of us. Also why would May sign a lease with this guy? did she not read the tread? i wouldn't be able to stand eating with him much less signing a year and a half lease.

And another

https://twitter.com/Matthew64668490/status/1334335854874042368

and i bet your recording proved she was telling the truth for once, you're like a PI, Mr. Elric saving the day with his various disguises and snarky personas like Irwin Maurice Fletcher for a new generation. We'll get Joel Mchale to play you in the movie

 

[Niggernerd]

Apparently May's dad is IP2 now:

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I hope he enjoys watching his own daughter get gunted and SNIFFed live on stream, because that's where this is headed.

Wonder if her dad knows she's a irredeemable degenerate

 

[David Spadem]

https://twitter.com/davidspadem/status/1334344293952045057?s=21

Answer the question Gayta, did mastah hurt you too?

 

[Delicious Diversity]

Ralph is now a divorcee, a wifebeater, a strangler and a deadbeat dad. Are ya winning Ethan?

 

[Niggernerd]

Ralph is now a divorcee, a wifebeater, a strangler and a deadbeat dad. Are ya winning Ethan?

He stills gets more viewers than pedophile joshua conner moon owner of kiwifarms and you, stupid AYYLAWG!!!!!

 

[2021Murder]

Wonder if her dad knows she's a irredeemable degenerate

100% its a Dana Dearmond and her dad situation now, her dads just as shit and lives through her degenracy and probably is similarly regarded in his own circles (fetlife, grindr, etc.)

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

Also why would May sign a lease with this guy?

That requires a bit more unpacking, and its pretty fucked up. I have to wait until I can get and share the reciepts for that one, it will be a bit of a long post too.

 

[Crystal Golem]

I know one of you fags has a Twitter
@ him and let him and Shannon know info is being leaked, be vague

He was supposed to be on the show tonight. Guess his lord and master gave him other orders.

 

[Jack Awful]

Not saying that it's the case this time, but Faith has lied about being assaulted to get attention before.

I wouldn't put it past Ralph, though.

 

[Niggernerd]

Not saying that it's the case this time, but Faith has lied about being assaulted to get attention before.

I wouldn't put it past Ralph, though.

The duality of trailer trash
Pathological liar and a abusive obese drunk

 

[Noproblemo]

I trust the gunt more than Fai Fai.

 

[Sasquatch82]

That requires a bit more unpacking, and its pretty fucked up. I have to wait until I can get and share the reciepts for that one, it will be a bit of a long post too.

Still got another leak tonight, or did Vickers count as number 2?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I trust the gunt more than Fai Fai.

It's schroedingers trailer trash. He both abused her and screamed about his ego, and she fabricated the whole thing.

 

[naught]

God bless burner accounts. I mean, thats totally my legit account.

Godspeed anon, i believe in you

Ralph says fake news
(https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1334345760608030720)
(https://archive.md/0FPBx)

 

[buying gf]

I trust the gunt more than Fai Fai.

I would normally, but the gunt being so downcast and sullen on his stream, it makes me believe her more.

 

[Postal Pippa]

Also does this mean May is a deep cover operative to help out Fai Fai?

I want to formally apologize, in my sheer disbelief of whats unfolding I lost track of the last sentence of the vickers tweet. That May had Faifai cover it up. Pantsu is fucked, no salt licks for the horse, someone get me my boomstick.

Edit: @Null Might want to update the happenings or the thread title. Plz

 

[kadoink]

Ralph sure is a clusterfuck.

 

[Haru Okumura]

Minor update: this guy was permabanned on Monday for asking about Faith in chat but has now paypigged his way back into Ethan's good graces:

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralph is now a divorcee, a wifebeater, a strangler and a deadbeat dad. Are ya winning Ethan?

hes also a child abuser and a baby strangler