🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Kheapathic]

As much as it pains most of us, if you want to get to the Gunt, you have to think like the Gunt. A scary prospect, to be certain, but remember, 1) he doesn't think all that much to begin with and 2) when he manages to think a little, it ain't for long. Hostile Cameos from his favorite wrasslin' figures would utterly ruin him inside, even if he dolphins at them on camera like he did with Shaggy 2 Dope's video.

I envision three wrassler Cameos:

Spoiler: Hiding wrasslin' autism from disinterested parties and phone users

--Jim Cornette

"Hey Ethan Ralph, I just caught wind of your outlaw mudshow of a shitty internet show and thank fuckin' God you're movin' outta Mom's house--you're suckin' so much wind just sittin' your fat ass in that cheap gamer chair and playin' clips of that orange piece of shit Donald Trump, you'll probably suffocate that old pirate cunt in the next room. Speakin' of which, that reminds me of the time I saw one of the Fantastics shove his dick in Don "the Spoiler" Jardine's mouth when we were doin' a spot show in Spartanb--" (Jim's phone battery runs out.)

--Ric Flair

(THIS one would likely be spendy--and I ain't doing ANY of this shit, this is merely an exercise in Gunt Hate--as will the next suggestion. You cannot, however, put a price on lulz.)

"Ethan Ralph. I almotthht died of alcoholithm. I justhh wanna thhay, for the thhake of your child...pleasthh keep drinking. And thheeing your mathhive tittieth, if thath's a hope chest, you better keep on hopin' WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

--Memphis Wrestling Legend Jerry "the King" Lawler

"Hey Ralph, what's with all the old broads?"

EDIT: can I get a "Islamic Content" sticker too?

EDIT: thank you Burger

The Cornette one is a little too on the nose... and if none of those three could manage; can always get the Big Red Machine Mayor of Knox County Tennessee, Glenn "Kane" Jacobs. Who would hopefully just choke slam him over and over.

 

[FM Bradley]

The Cornette one is a little too on the nose... and if none of those three could manage; can always get the Big Red Machine Mayor of Knox County Tennessee, Glenn "Kane" Jacobs. Who would hopefully just choke slam him over and over.

If we're gonna go there then I'd hire D'Lo Brown to give him a Running Powerbomb. Twice.

 

[naught]

Any bets on ralph for next year.
I'm still sticking on that fat fuck showing up to court with in either an ill fiting suit or a tshirt followed by sometime in the can.

Another couple thousand page's before he falls over from trying to own his haters
Id like to bet on a lolsuit and Ralph getting in contact with Vordrak so they can relive the glory of gamer gate

"Reiketa, that fucking backstabbing lying piece of shit. 'Ohhh I'mmm a lawwwyer. IMMM AAA LAWWWYYERRRR.' Yeah a worthless ambulance chasing hack, only good for getting Minnesota crackheads plea deals. He couldn't even win that anime lawsuit. Gator, how much money did this guy raise just to throw it down the drain? Maybe they could have won if he wasn't so busy watching his wife get plowed by that black guy he is always streaming with."

And nothing of value was lost

It actually blows my mind that Pillstream 2.0 was THIS YEAR. It feels like forever ago.

Can I get an official number on the pillstream I've heard 3-4

 

[northstar747]

He came very, very close to it today during LCW. I got there late (Covid sleep best sleep) and they were STILL talking about what's going on with Ralph two hours later. To put it very bluntly, Nick is about fed up with Gator and Ralph doing, and I'm quoting here, "this womanly shit of tagging [him] when Josh or Spectre do something", or Kiwi Farms shits on him a bit too hard. Nick's tired of them acting like he has any control over what any of us do. He also took to task the "unnamed" Guntguard "leaking" stuff to Gator and getting what is being said wrong for drama's sake (looking at you you short, fat troon Twistedpuppet).

Give it some time, let it ferment. Rackets isn't like other ecelebs who throw people under the bus because it's a good optics issue. But every man has his breaking point, and the small things he's said and done over the past few months with regards to Ralph and Gator being little faggots should be showing people what he's actually thinking.

And obviously even as head Rackets janny I don't speak for him.

yo i m not on the twatter but are the gunt and crew trying to drag nick in? Cause as a family man rackets has a pretty good grift going IMO I would think all these grifters would just chill together etc.

Also would ralph make more money if he basically went back to the old IBS format where anyone could call in and anything could happen?

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

As someone else said, in the Gunt universe time is a sphere, events repeat themselves, beginnings and ends are indistinguidhable like an obese Ouroboro. Knowing this, I don't see a bright future for Ethan and his new flatmate, I am however looking forward to the inevitable Pantsukino exposing the Gunt:
"I feel a lot better after having spent time with my family and friends up here [...] in Virginia I love everybody down there and they mean a lot to me and they'll always be part of my family but I didn't have the same kind of support systems I needed down there, I didn't really have people who would be there for me if something bad happened."
"I don't think it's really fair to label me a dependent when I'm the one reminding you to brush your teeth"
"Sure, we probably have dirt on each other but why would that be how we choose to remember or relationship because Digi was my whole world for a very long time."
May we all know Ethan will try to expose you when shit hits the fan, remember you have nothing to lose, we've seen you romantically holding his pig hoof (a low even Faith didn't reach) and you pranced around in a bikini so his audience could throw lemons at him, the worst thing he might have on you is either a sextape or more paedo accusations, which coming from him are basically worthless even in your case.
FILM EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE AND GIVE US KINO!

 

[Haru Okumura]

Can I get an official number on the pillstream I've heard 3-4

Just two - the original and then the one where he got so mad about his appearance with Vaush on Drunken Peasants that he drank until he blacked out, threatened to dox Vaush's girlfriend, got thrown off the show, went live on his own channel on Dlive, then threatened Dlive staff and said they would not stop him from calling Vaush a faggot as much as he wanted (spoiler: they did). This behavior earned himself a 3-day ban and permanent revocation of his partnership.

Election Night and this past Sunday night were both very, very close to being Pillstreams, but one factor or another prevented it from happening.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Any bets on ralph for next year.
I'm still sticking on that fat fuck showing up to court with in either an ill fiting suit or a tshirt followed by sometime in the can.

I'm going to stand by my very out there prediction. He's going to get caught doing something gay. Might be holding hands with a guy, might be kissing, might be a dick in a mouth. That nigga is going to do something gay and we'll find out.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

I'm going to stand by my very out there prediction. He's going to get caught doing something gay. Might be holding hands with a guy, might be kissing, might be a dick in a mouth. That nigga is going to do something gay and we'll find out.

Ralph will be in a gay bisexual orgy with Dick Masterson while Gator watches.

 

[No dignity]

"Reiketa, that fucking backstabbing lying piece of shit. 'Ohhh I'mmm a lawwwyer. IMMM AAA LAWWWYYERRRR.' Yeah a worthless ambulance chasing hack, only good for getting Minnesota crackheads plea deals. He couldn't even win that anime lawsuit. Gator, how much money did this guy raise just to throw it down the drain? Maybe they could have won if he wasn't so busy watching his wife get plowed by that black guy he is always streaming with."

Fuck dude don't just give him a good script like that, he'll copy it like he does with other funny shit in this thread.

 

[JAKL]

If we're gonna go there then I'd hire D'Lo Brown to give him a Running Powerbomb. Twice.

Dammit D-Lo.

 

[Postal Pippa]

I never stopped believing in Boss.

 

[Haru Okumura]

You heard it here first: God will personally safeguard Ethan's right to abuse pregnant teenagers.

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Wolfpup is an unironic schizo and was trying to put together a second Tampa house for second-string guntguard in chat earlier so we may get some content out of that as well.

 

[Sam Losco]

You heard it here first: God will personally safeguard Ethan's right to abuse pregnant teenagers.

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Wolfpup is an unironic schizo and was trying to put together a second Tampa house for second-string guntguard in chat earlier so we may get some content out of that as well.

This guy can't be real. I just don't think it's actually possible to be this delusional.

 

[Kaiser Aura]

You heard it here first: God will personally safeguard Ethan's right to abuse pregnant teenagers.

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Wolfpup is an unironic schizo and was trying to put together a second Tampa house for second-string guntguard in chat earlier so we may get some content out of that as well.

Don't you people judge the Gunted One. He's AVIDLY involved. Which is just a fancy way of saying "Fai Fai texts me on occasion on how the Butt Baby is doing".

Latest news:

Our little Kiwi Baby is 25% Poo, 25% Gunt, and 50% Grifter

 

[AltisticRight]

Oh fuck, 30 pages, finally up to date again. All the happenings spawn after I go to bed

Up until now, Shannon has had a dancing gunt sticker on his channel. It's been there since the day after the gunt tape dropped. It was distinctively taller than the one Josh uses on this site ( ), instead looking like this:

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Probably shaped like that because Dlive stretches it into a square. Either way, nice find.

I honestly believe Vickers is a bigger humiliation fetishist then Faith's ex. I can't think of any other reason why he would think solely raising and supporting the child of a man he absolutely despises who shared a video of his daughter's asshole getting penetrated by a pig hoof is somehow a win. All he really got out of any of this is a hungry demon baby to feed and some fleeting minor e-fame.

Or just being a pro-life Christian. It's hard to unwrap the minds of these people sometimes. The most repugnant and repulsive spawn still deserves life. Not something I agree with, but I've met Christians that think rape babies shouldn't be aborted either. Fucking hell, it's the spawn of someone asserting absolute dominance over you, has zero regards and morals, and doesn't give a shit about human life beyond a wet and warm hole, somehow I'm supposed to believe that's "working in mysterious ways?" Rid the parasite.

Not a law fag either, but California won't let you get away with not paying. There have been cases where the kid is obviously not of the assumed father, but the whore mom named him the father, and even after DNA proves it wasn't his; the state still got that dude to pay the women, citing "best interests of the child." Ralph isn't getting away with shit.

Point #88502874 that California should be wiped from the planet.

Oh no, not the IP2 community! That's, like, fifty retards nobody takes seriously anyway! How will she ever recover?

Except it only takes one retard to SWAT you and get you kicked out of restaurants and shit. This is giving IP2 too much power, but to insert oneself into that bunch is basically asking for trouble. That's like visiting an American ghetto dressed in gold chains and carrying a suitcase full of cash. You're asking to be robbed. I get the victim blaming narrative...

No he is leaving his Mother at the crack shack. He does nothing to help her ever, and is constantly yelling and screaming at her as she is mostly bed ridden.

No. I have also been accused of being Nora and a disgruntled Gunt Guard as well.

Hi Nora, the disguntled Gunt Guard. Nice house.

WTF is that section? It's out of order compared to the rest which is rather symmetrical. Gross. Another botched wigger engineering attempt? Definitely an upgrade to this shitbox.

It's strategic for sure.

Within ~10 minutes walking distance, Ethan gets access to Burger King, McDonald's, and KFC! Soon he'll be riding a scooter.

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well pantsu was supposedly crushed and it was long theorized he used the gunt as a weapon, as for faith she was seated and most people wouldnt assume their bf and father of child would be wigger enough to do such a thing. ralph gets by often with just people not realizing how inhuman he really is

also love ralph going from yelling insisting you cant abort him to a a meek "uh yeah you cant abort the retort" at the end, hes so fucked. i can only speculate he yelled it while punching poor josh jr in the womb

I honestly can't envision May, the Gunt, and Faith together. People probably would see the Gunt their (May and Faith's) dad, and cannot for the love of God imagine Faith is carrying his demon spawn.

And obviously even as head Rackets janny I don't speak for him.

You do have enough self-awareness for most to not poke fun at you instead. Good job sir.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Totally the right way to handle possibly choking your pregnant child bride and crushing your pedophile tranny rebound and spent thanksgiving getting drunk touching the said tranny and when she left rebound to a literal potato with missing teeth who baked is fucking for the past 5 day while your child bride watches and you refer to her as "I kNoCkEd SoMe NinEtEeN YeaR Old" like it makes you look cool towards baked because every "father" figure has abandoned you. I don't think any rational person will say "HeY MaN RespEk" to some fat alcoholic deadbeat.

 

[LordOdin]

"Yeah I impregnated a bitch, what of it? I'd love to see that loser pedophile Joshua Conner Moon pull that off, if he could even get his non-functioning dick working for some third world skank in whatever Eastern European shithole he is living in now, crying about it on the Karen Farms."

Your impression is so good im partly wondering if you're a sock or just well versed in guntology.

 

[Insane In The Membrane]

That section was clearly designed for Ralph to set up his studio. It's like a tumor on the house designed to make room for the Gunt.

 

[AltisticRight]

He's AVIDLY involved.

That's one fancy way to say "child support".
Gunt's polsci drop-out degree at work.

 

[Null]

The plot thickens.

This stupid fat fuck promised the exact same shit last time and none of it came to fruition. His posturing is an identical form of weak grandstanding and grasping attempts to claim Ws as Ralph's. This is the same sort of message as "what if WooCommerce found out you were selling shirts using their WordPress plugin?" - an empty threat. If there was venom behind this dopey cunt's bite we'd have seen it the last time this sad clown tried this Twitter feud farce with his daughter's cum giver. There was genuine legal concerns with the revenge porn and that was the appropriate time to resolve this.

Sorry but I truly revile this retard and I can barely contain my contempt when I see people pretending he's worth his own weight in shit, or that his claims on Twitter are anything less than Ralph-esque grabs for attention. He is literally the same person as Ralph and that is why his daughter fucked Ralph.