🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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This message has been sitting in Ethan's chat for about 8 hours:

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The guntguard is in utter disarray, without a single janny in sight.
 
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Mundane Ralph said:
If you get raped and don't immediately take the morning after pill you deserve to not only birth but raise that rape baby for being such a retard
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That's what I always laughed at. Okay, so condoms. Don't wanna use them. Okay fine, rawdog with this stranger, but then take the morning after pill. Nah, don't wanna do that, let's just wait and see. Wait you got raped, good thing we have a whole free system in place to not only test for it and deal with it, but perhaps even find the perpetrator. No it's better just to forget about it, I'm sure he won't rape again. OH NO I'm pregnant, why ain't the abortions free y'all?
Women are the black people of gender.
 
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TherapyMan said:
I doubt it's about the corn joke specifically. Ralph blames Null by proxy because of the Farms. I believe the corn comment went as poorly as it did with Ralph initially because he understood it to be shifting the Farms' attention to him. Everything embarrassing thing the Farms has discovered or publicized about him, in his mind, probably only happened because he thinks Josh gave the okay and encouraged people to go after him. Ralph is the sort of person to constantly shift responsibility for the results of his own actions to someone else. Consequently, every self-inflicted wound Ralph has suffered this year Ralph probably thinks isn't his fault, it's Jerwsh's for putting him in situation. The Killstream sucks and is full of a-logs? Null. Faith left him? Josh. Everything goes back to the Moon.

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Your explanation is no doubt at least part of it, maybe even all of it.

I figured at the time that Ralph who had only just started taking his relationship with Diddler Dax, up a level, went psycho because he thought that Josh was explicitly calling on Dax to cut all ties with Ralph, and Ralph was very concerned that Dax would take this "advice".

No doubt Dax was the one who convinced Ralph to start appearing on camera, because as Dax likes to say "it is messier than you think in your brain, the human mind is not as simple as you make it seem", and Dax would have had a belief that by the audience being able to see you, they will be more inclined to donate to you.

So here is Ralph, thinking he now has the magical knowledge of how to take his grifting to the next level, and in his mind, Josh has come out and urged Dax and co, to cut Ralph off at the knees and cost Ralph his future.

Now that is not what Null was saying, but I do believe it is how Ralph interpreted it.
 
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itsoktobewhite said:
Ralph also resents Josh because Mad at the Internet is now much more successful than the Killstream, and Ralph feels that he is responsible for Josh’s success in some weird, backward, West Memphis way.
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I think there's a lot of reasons Ralph hates Josh, most of which are catalogued in this thread:

He needs an enemy to rally his fanbase against (ala Jarbo), he feels like he made Josh, Josh mocks Ralph, Josh allows criticism of him on his forum, Josh already has people who hate him, so Ralph can just use the arguments they made and reuse any evidence they found, making Josh an easy target, and more.
 
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no1 said:
That'd be great get all the snipers @PhoBingas @Burger Fox you to let the Mcvickers air their grievances true caring farming
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See I'm somewhat trepidatious of ''platforming'' the Vickers, even if it is to less than 60 farmers and discord weirdos. I'd rather not give attention to obvious attention whores. Faith is probably fucked up because of her Commiefornian parents who never taught her basic shit like "Don't share personal info with internet randoms", or "use protection when you fuck", and most importantly of all "don't meet people from the internet in real life."

Seriously, The Vickers are almost as much to blame for their daughter getting gunted as gunty is for throttling her. Null is spot on for comparing him to Ralph, because they're more similar than they are different, irrelevant nobodies desperate for the tiniest bit of clout.

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Oh shit don Nick has put the fucking foot down.
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Until Rackets comes down on the gunt harder than family court for child support, I'm lumping him in with the auxiliary guntguards, perhaps a gunt reservist even. He's a grifting cuck degenerate larping as a Christian to seem like the good guy, nerdy e-daddy.

Every party involved is responsible for their own misery and it would be a lot funnier if it wasn't so depressing. Mark my words, if Reethan and Digibro 2.0 move in together in six months they'll be dumpy, fat, troon-mode Karla Homolka and Paul Bernardo. Nothing good will come of this.

Radiohead were right. You do it to yourself, you do / And that's what really hurts
 
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GrinningCat said:
Only thing weaker than the Gunt's knees and show is his pull out game.
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I know many of you want to forget, but we saw Ralphs pull out game first hand. Let me jog your memory. Ralph is laying on his back while the crazy 19 year olds fat shapeless ass slowly moves up and down on his tiny pecker, Ralph then jams his pig hove in her chocolate star fish and the pungent smell brings him to climax. When this happens, Ralph hastily tells her to slow down, denying both him and her release.

Sufficive to say Ralph doesn't actually pull out, it's more accurate to say that he barely holds back his climax in an attempt to prolong his fornication.
 
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Basil II said:
>it didn't earn him special treatment
>nuked the original dick masterson drama thread
here we witness, the dark side of the moon.
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He was ready to sleep on the couch at the mansion and we all know he would be dragged onto the dickshow and forced to be in the photos, May would then drag him into Dick's activity pit and she would re-enact that one scene from Burn (2019) with this Josh playing the same role Josh did in the movie.

Josh would be sirring his own little spawn with the pedo right now if we didnt attack Dick and his zoom (pedo) associates. Josh should be thanking us right now
 
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Rekkington said:
Ralph cannot comprehend that at least half of the people in this thread were once either fans of his, or apathetic while liking his content occasionally. And even back then when people fucked with him, he seemed to have a sense of humor about it and rolled with the punches.
This is why he clings so firmly to the "AY-LAAAWG" thing. It's far easier for him to stomach a bunch of seething emotionally unstable obsessives like he might have experienced back in Gamergate. He forgets that the reason this thread kicked off so hard is because people actually knew a lot about him from his past, because they used to like him.

Because he's an alcoholic, there's something in his mind that is terrified of being that sort of alcoholic, the one who burns bridges and ruins business opportunities and becomes an antisocial liability. The guy you don't want to invite to the party anymore. He probably sees himself as some sort of charming high-functioning drunk, but the moment he realizes all of this is because of his actions and all the people making fun of him are his friends saying "wow what the fuck happened to him?" will likely make him suicidal.
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you know that reminds me there was a time when this thread was pro ralph to the point xander doxing paypigs even after what ralph did was seen as this ghastly breach of etiquette. yet even with all of that new found leeway and acceptance ralph still pillstreamed because a handful of anons streamsniped his fat gunt
 
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Fougaro said:
Come to think of it, has Ralph ever chimped out at anyone as much as he did over Nool? He didn't menstruate nearly as much over Corey Barnhill (upstanding member of society and definitely not a paedophile) or even the Ayy-Team back in 2016 if memory serves me well.
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He lives in terror of Barnhill. He knows that Josh hasn't really done anything to him except host this thread/make fun of him.
Josh is a convenient boogie-man for the Memphis Strangler.
 
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