🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Gangster Talk said:
Why the fuck is Kirtaner such a cuck now? He was literally laughed off of SA for being a pedo faggot and his /i/ board was one of the most malicious by far back in the day.
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Shakka Ahmose said:
dont know who that is? what is the lore?
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An owner of some chan that now is like hotwheels and has disavowed his past or some shit. There is a thread talking about how he is now trying to take down the farms or some shit.

Here is the thread
 
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myiqis53 said:
Section 230 getting revoked is all apart of the gunt's master plan. I mean think about it. This is a war of gunttrittion. No section 230, no Karen farms.
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but probably not much of anything else and content so sanitized gunt will be stuck playing command and conqu- oh no more copyright stuff so i guess hell stare into a camera while alawgs and 2 fans in some private communication groups talk shit
 
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Shakka Ahmose said:
dont know who that is? what is the lore?
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Kirtaner hosted 420chan, druggy imageboard offshoot. It's just drug focused now, but way back it straight up had a CP board and where the edgiest of the imageboard edgelords went to raid. The famous Anonymous fox news segment with the exploding vans was actually mostly about them. Very strange seeing him moralize about muh stalking and muh pedos.

Prior to that he was a lolcow on Something Awful permabanned for being a pedophile, there's still a goldmined FYAD thread about him which includes mocking him for not being able to handle drugs at all. It's bizarre how much he tries to reinvent himself when his web history is so public, but I guess he gets away with it because nobody really gives a fuck about him.
 
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LordOdin said:
Surprised he's not gloating about the farms and section 230, but he could have passed out in another Maker's induced coma. Last tweet was about that Hitler guy getting elected in Nambia
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He's probably going to bring it up tonight. I can already hear him hollering about it in his show intro or outro, shouting over some Christmas music.
Angry Shoes said:
Anyone using their KF username to namefag on /pol/ should be banned.
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I doubt it was the actual users. Its probably just guntguard using common names from this thread, which is even more autistic.

EDIT: The thread is largely discussing someone I presume to be the admin of 420chan.
 
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AltisticRight said:
Oh fuck, 30 pages, finally up to date again. All the happenings spawn after I go to bed :o


Probably shaped like that because Dlive stretches it into a square. Either way, nice find.


Or just being a pro-life Christian. It's hard to unwrap the minds of these people sometimes. The most repugnant and repulsive spawn still deserves life. Not something I agree with, but I've met Christians that think rape babies shouldn't be aborted either. Fucking hell, it's the spawn of someone asserting absolute dominance over you, has zero regards and morals, and doesn't give a shit about human life beyond a wet and warm hole, somehow I'm supposed to believe that's "working in mysterious ways?" Rid the parasite.


Point #88502874 that California should be wiped from the planet.


Except it only takes one retard to SWAT you and get you kicked out of restaurants and shit. This is giving IP2 too much power, but to insert oneself into that bunch is basically asking for trouble. That's like visiting an American ghetto dressed in gold chains and carrying a suitcase full of cash. You're asking to be robbed. I get the victim blaming narrative...



Hi Nora, the disguntled Gunt Guard. Nice house.
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WTF is that section? It's out of order compared to the rest which is rather symmetrical. Gross. Another botched wigger engineering attempt? Definitely an upgrade to this shitbox.
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It's strategic for sure.
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Within ~10 minutes walking distance, Ethan gets access to Burger King, McDonald's, and KFC! Soon he'll be riding a scooter.



I honestly can't envision May, the Gunt, and Faith together. People probably would see the Gunt their (May and Faith's) dad, and cannot for the love of God imagine Faith is carrying his demon spawn.


You do have enough self-awareness for most to not poke fun at you instead. Good job sir.
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Perhaps Ethan wants a streamer house? That and irl streaming are the rage these days, and he's already experienced one.

Edit: If this is true, he will absolutely find a way to top Sky Williams and his streamer house of hell.
 
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Iroha Isshiki said:
Perhaps Ethan wants a streamer house? That and irl streaming are the rage these days, and he's already experienced one.

Edit: If this is true, he will absolutely find a way to top Sky Williams and his streamer house of hell.
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If he gets a streamer house do you think we can trick him into dumping a bunch of dry ice into an indoor swimming pool and killing his friends?
 
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Null said:
That video was released after Vickers started posting online, so he's probably a direct cause of that happening as well.
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Any jury would have thrown out the charges of homicide once they saw what this fat fuck did to the defendant's daughter. That Matthew Vickers chose not to injure or murder a felon on probation for grooming, kidnapping and raping his daughter (which would be a valid legal thesis) dims my view of him but all the same it might have been the better choice for all involved.

Ethan Ralph wouldn't live long in any place that wasn't a First World country.
 
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"You're a monkey, Ethan! You're a monkey.
Dance, monkey, in your little spangly shoes!
Mash your cymbals, chimpy!
Dance, Ethan, dance!"


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