Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Stafford Beer Bong]

It's not all remote. The health class he's taking is in class instruction.

Hopefully the health class involves taking regular showers and washing your clothes at least once per week.

 

[LeeLoo]

It's downright embarrassing that the college has let Lucas in a second time. He wasn't ready the first time, he's certainly not ready this time, and he's proven to behave highly inappropriately in school space towards other students. But all the college sees is the $$$$ they get from guys like Lucas so of course he'll be allowed as many do overs and continuous failures as he likes.

Fuck yes it is. It’s mind boggling that more and more government money that could go to a person truly in need continues to get thrown at this monstrosity. Come on, a 41 year old mentally ill hobo with a criminal record and a history of commitment to mental hospitals, talking about a PhD in a non-existent field? When he failed out at his first attempt at an AA?

And what about the complaints he got regarding harassing and scaring young women? It’s astounding how much protection that fat fuck of a waste of space receives.

 

[Blonde Bomb]

I am debating if I should send a warning email to the professor to give her a heads up about Lucas.

Normally I'm all for observing the Prime Directive, but in this case...go for it. Include as much evidence as you can so she doesn't think you're just some weirdo on the internet trying to ruin a man's life. Send pictures, recordings, etc. I'm not one to ruin a man's life, but Lucas has already done that to himself & if I were that professor, I'd want to know ahead of time what I'm getting myself into.

 

[Draxx them Sklounst]

If he shows up to any classes at all, I suspect he'll flunk out or rage quit before the semester is up.

How's he expecting to take online classes with just a phone anyway? Most of those require a computer of some sort, unless the online classroom is just a Zoom meeting and not something like Blackboard.

slight powerlevel - SCC uses Canvas, which has a mobile app. I can't say how good it is, but considering Canvas is pretty much the #2 learning management system behind Blackboard, it's probably pretty good.

It is difficult, but not impossible, to carry out online schoolwork entirely with a phone (I work in the field, I seen it) but I wouldn't expect Lucas to figure it out. He'll probably stink up the campus computer labs.

I can see him believing it was his computer and pulling something like that only to be on the hook for a a bunch of money for breaking or selling it, or having to pay for repairs

100% what would happen if they check one out to him.

 

[WonderWino]

I have a feeling that if Lucas ever did somehow actually get invited to an orgy it would be as a cruel joke on him. just imagine him showing up and noone being interested in him and him just awkwardly sitting around anyways while everyone else just gets on with it. He couldnt even really get confrontational about it either since he would be outnumbered several to 1 but would probably make a very very angry video afterwards containing more salt than Nulls inbox

That reminds me of a scene in king of the hill where bobby gets invited to a dance by some girl at his school and bill smiles and says 'I had a woman invite me to a dance once. they were having one of those contests to see who could invite the most pathetic loser....they called it a pig dance.....we won'

....and at an orgy he would be ignored or laughed at and I can see him going full eugene from the walking dead and hiding in the corner watching people having sex. only in lucas's case he'd be watching and raging internally at everyone having sex but him

 

[ThomasAudley]

Yeah I’ll let this one play out and see what happens, fuck it

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Id mainly just want to know if he is the same off camera as he is on camera or if hes even worse when he isn't recording. He's probably said all sorts of nasty shit around Isaac that he wouldnt on camera so id just want to ask about how they ended up being "friends" with Lucas and go from there asking for as much detail as possible about how Lucas acts around them

Why is he saying "we" in his memes from yesterday. He's so desperate to feel included, as if there's any group of people that would ever associate with him close enough to say "we" including him. All the troll baiters in his comments are going to his head, he really thinks he's got a group of friends

 

[Blonde Bomb]

That reminds me of a scene in king of the hill where bobby gets invited to a dance by some girl at his school and bill smiles and says 'I had a woman invite me to a dance once. they were having one of those contests to see who could invite the most pathetic loser....they called it a pig dance.....we won'

....and at an orgy he would be ignored or laughed at and I can see him going full eugene from the walking dead and hiding in the corner watching people having sex. only in lucas's case he'd be watching and raging internally at everyone having sex but him

Hey, be nice. Eugene eventually DID have sex...which is not in the cards for Lucas.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

So, has everyone noticed that Lucas has been uncharacteristically unproductive since getting this hotel room?

Yeah we heard about the Mexican food with the troons, but other than that he's only released a sparse bit of content, which usually indicates he's occupied with something else. Or someone else? Or multiple someone's?

Basically what I'm suggesting is, left to his own devices, with nothing else to do, Lucas has a tendency to make a lot of stupid repetitive videos.

The fact that he hasn't done that recently means he's doing something.

He's involved with some people. In some capacity. I wonder who, and I wonder what.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Why is he saying "we" in his memes from yesterday. He's so desperate to feel included, as if there's any group of people that would ever associate with him close enough to say "we" including him. All the troll baiters in his comments are going to his head, he really thinks he's got a group of friends

Lucas speaks on behalf of Gen X. And atheists. And socialists. And so forth.

Lucas does not speak on behalf of the homeless, schizophrenic, and involuntarily celibate. Etc.

I don't think Lucas understands that his predicament is unique to him. I'm convinced that he believes there are other 41 year old out there, going through exactly the same thing he is.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

So, has everyone noticed that Lucas has been uncharacteristically unproductive since getting this hotel room?

Yeah we heard about the Mexican food with the troons, but other than that he's only released a sparse bit of content, which usually indicates he's occupied with something else. Or someone else? Or multiple someone's?

Basically what I'm suggesting is, left to his own devices, with nothing else to do, Lucas has a tendency to make a lot of stupid repetitive videos.

The fact that he hasn't done that recently means he's doing something.

He's involved with some people. In some capacity. I wonder who, and I wonder what.

I assume with a motel room and some privacy, his time has been spent furiously jacking off to questionably aged girls on IG.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I don't think Lucas understands that his predicament is unique to him. I'm convinced that he believes there are other 41 year old out there, going through exactly the same thing he is.

There are plenty of middle-aged, lost at life, desperate incels obsessed with girls that ignored them in their prime. And they're increasing quickly with the way society has been heading. But, Lucas feels he's above them for some reason.

So, has everyone noticed that Lucas has been uncharacteristically unproductive since getting this hotel room?

The fact that he hasn't done that recently means he's doing something.

He's involved with some people. In some capacity. I wonder who, and I wonder what.

Lucas has been looking into apartments, school, eating at restaurants, has TV for a very short time and privacy to do whatever he wants. He actually had stuff to do for a few days until his SSI runs out from 1 December, which should be drained right about now.

 

[Quiet Dignity]

Hopefully he's putting in the hours working on "Hi I'm" or whatever he renamed it. As the aim of the game appears to be "be Lucas, get what Lucas wants, win" it's great fun watching him attempt to codify the meaning of his own existence into some logically consequential set of rules while piling on more and more random, non-complementary game mechanics. Pure disordered thinking, very watchable.

 

[mothman96]

Lucas speaks on behalf of Gen X. And atheists. And socialists. And so forth.

Lucas does not speak on behalf of the homeless, schizophrenic, and involuntarily celibate. Etc.

I don't think Lucas understands that his predicament is unique to him. I'm convinced that he believes there are other 41 year old out there, going through exactly the same thing he is.

Yea, in his rutting animal brain he "needs" to include all the other Gen X men to "justify" his predator nature.

 

[ThomasAudley]

Hopefully he's putting in the hours working on "Hi I'm" or whatever he renamed it. As the aim of the game appears to be "be Lucas, get what Lucas wants, win" it's great fun watching him attempt to codify the meaning of his own existence into some logically consequential set of rules while piling on more and more random, non-complementary game mechanics. Pure disordered thinking, very watchable.

Couldn’t disagree more, I hate when he’s blathering on about his retarded games. Although I’d take a 15-min board game vid over an eating vid any day. Come to think of it I hate pretty much everything he does, why do I still rage watch this fucking guy

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Hopefully he's putting in the hours working on "Hi I'm" or whatever he renamed it. As the aim of the game appears to be "be Lucas, get what Lucas wants, win" it's great fun watching him attempt to codify the meaning of his own existence into some logically consequential set of rules while piling on more and more random, non-complementary game mechanics. Pure disordered thinking, very watchable.

See, I disagree.

While it's true that the idea of the game being everything that Lucas wants out of life is funny, I've always found Lucas's explanations of his games to be the most boring thing next to when he was reading Wound.

I've listened to a lot of Lucas content, and I've listened to a lot of things multiple times, many more times than I'm sure I should have.

But the explanations of the board games, and Wound, are the two things that I can't suffer through.

Probably just me.

I like frothing-Lucas, baying-at-the-moon-Lucas, not calm-though-irrational-Lucas.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Lucas' 15+ minute incomprehensible sperging on his awful board games and his open mouth chewing are the two things I can't sit through.

 

[Quiet Dignity]

Probably just me.

Au contrere, looks like I might be the minority on this one. That's the beauty of the Wern though, he's a buffet of insanity and there's a combo for every taste.

 

[mothman96]

It almost noon in Spokane and it doesn't look like he's checked his IG. He hasn't deleted comments he would not like.

 

[wenttobermuda]

There are plenty of middle-aged, lost at life, desperate incels obsessed with girls that ignored them in their prime. And they're increasing quickly with the way society has been heading. But, Lucas feels he's above them for some reason.

The aging incel is a recognizable archetype. We'll probably come across many more graying dudes who just can't get over never having fucked all the cheerleaders in high school. But Lucas's predicament is something special.

He has nothing going for him, and what he wants, and won't shut up about deserving, is horrifying. If incels have fucked up expectations, Lucas is on another order of magnitude.

And yet he feels above the incels. Who doesn't? As the list of people who it's acceptable to pick on shrinks, at least we can still mocks guys who don't fuck as much as they'd like.

See, I disagree.

While it's true that the idea of the game being everything that Lucas wants out of life is funny, I've always found Lucas's explanations of his games to be the most boring thing next to when he was reading Wound.

I've listened to a lot of Lucas content, and I've listened to a lot of things multiple times, many more times than I'm sure I should have.

But the explanations of the board games, and Wound, are the two things that I can't suffer through.

Probably just me.

I like frothing-Lucas, baying-at-the-moon-Lucas, not calm-though-irrational-Lucas.

I too cannot stand listening to Lucas talk about his games. The subject matter can be kind of amusing, though, as a window into his retarded inner life and desires. In one of his games, players supply soda to a "soc hop" style dance that is held so 40 year old atheist scientists can dance to Industrial and bang 16 year old girls. That he finds this suitable material for a board game is weird. Weirder still, "soc hops" like this feature prominently in Wound. He devotes pages to explaining them. Details like that fascinate me. He makes the games he wants to play.

But when Lucas focuses on his incomprehensible mechanics, or boasts about how much math it takes to play his game, why watch? It's boring and confusing. It feels like the least interesting part of his disordered thinking. Listening to Lucas try to explain how something works, even a board game, is disorientating because his brain doesn't work.