Debate Webby's Boyfriend about the validity of him dating underage cartoon characters - Cartoons aren't real

You shall reclaim the Holy Land of the Magic Kingdom and rescue your waifu from the marauding Saracen hordes that cancelled Ducktales. ANAS VULT!!!
Yes, Webby is being kept hostage by a 200 kg heavy literal sped in the Bavarian forests and I have to save her!
 
@Webby's Boyfriend

OK so you're German? Can you recommend me any good beers? I've got a Secret Santa going on a work and I'm thinking of getting my guy some beer.

It all depends what your the guy likes. In my opinion as a northern german, stick to the Bavarian beers. There are plenty of it but I suggest to take either a Augustiner Hell (for a typical beer) or something from Schneider, like Schneider Weisse
 
'My underage waifu deserves to be raped to build character' is a particularly fucked up take, my lad.
It is part of her destiny.
@Webby's Boyfriend

OK so you're German? Can you recommend me any good beers? I've got a Secret Santa going on a work and I'm thinking of getting my guy some beer.
CWC Cola and CWC Soda.
Lol and I was just about to ask how he was taking the show ending.
The show won't end.
 
It is part of her destiny.

CWC Cola and CWC Soda.

The show won't end.
So do you usually have a wank while thinking about Webby being despoiled? The fact you've a German that doesn't appear to drink beer makes you just as Sus.
 
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