🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Futaba_Sakura said:
Aliens have tiny t-rex arms though?
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twozero said:
Remember he only attempted (unsuccessfully) to swing for the police woman, so the t-Rex reach checks out.
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I think they got the measurements for the arms of the gunt suit wrong. They made them too short. Ethans arms are actually much longer, but he has to scrunch them up a bit so that he doesn't rip the gunt suit.
Also, Gunt Suit is really fun to say.
 
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Thumb My Butthole said:
I think they got the measurements for the arms of the gunt suit wrong. They made them too short. Ethans arms are actually much longer, but he has to scrunch them up a bit so that he doesn't rip the gunt suit.
Also, Gunt Suit is really fun to say.
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Okay smart guy, Greys are famous for owning ray guns and as we all know, Ralph can't own a gun.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
Okay smart guy, Greys are famous for owning ray guns and as we all know, Ralph can't own a gun.
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He's not allowed to own a FIREarm. Meaning gunpowder. He can still own black powder rifles. Also, ray guns haven't been legislated in any way yet, so they are defacto legal. All of these points are moot though, because we all know he traded the ray gun for a bottle of Makers Mark.
At the very least, we should warn Vickers about this. Raising a demon baby is bad enough, but I wouldn't wish a demon/alien hybrid baby on ANYONE.

DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO FAITH, VICKERS!
 
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Ralph gets caught in gamergate callback wide area shade throwing
 
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death of chans said:
his cc number posted and redacted on his twitter since he cried to @copypaste

luckily his dating profile was archived

can't forget his facebook.

bonus, i went to watch one of the videos and got this.
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ElAbominacion said:
Yeah, CC information can be illegal so that's alright, I got the old doxes here but they're moot since he lives in VA now, right?

Either way, Vickers should learn from /baph/: you want to fuck someone over, you dump all that you know, all at once.
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Post it, we'll sort through it.
Thumb My Butthole said:
Schizo Theory time:

Ethan Ralph is actually a grey alien wearing a gunt suit. Think about it.
>both like kidnapping young women from their families
>both like probing buttholes
>both are the same height as normal human children
>both have succubus-like slave creatures to assist them (Gator)
>both are physically weak
>both like to mentally manipulate weak-minded humans

IT ALL ADDS UP, PEOPLE!! WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING!!!!
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You're going to do great here.
death of chans said:
coach kino pill lurks, have mercy on us coach kino pill.








quick summary on Ethan Ralph, gains notoriety in an already niche part of the Internet as a 'muckraking gonzo journalist'.
covers Internet drama on his website, mentioned by Perez Hilton in his gossip rag.
hangs around king of pol and jim81jim.
gets an ed article, sperge endlessly about the article. https://encyclopediadramatica.se/TheRalphRetort
gets a /cow/ thread. https://8ch.net/cow/res/77097.html
bitches about 8chan /baph/ gets doxed by them even his ssn. Ralph's 2015 /baph/ thread (https://archive.vn/gc0In)
some posters flock to 9chan to mock the gunt whereas others use 8kun as ethan seethes and copes.
finally makes it to the Internet famous board of kiwi farms.
has a proxy release a sex tape.
helps create a demon baby.
fakes a swatting.
nonstop Internet slap fights.
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/gg/ the gift no one asked for but keeps on giving


Archive:
(https://archive.vn/EYeu1)
 
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MySonDavid said:
Oh it's absolutely lolcow behavior. It was glaringly obvious from the moment the father started going on social media and acting like some sort of tough talking vigilante who's going to clean up the streets. I bet he wipes cum up off his stomach with a crusty Rorschach pattern hand rag while reminding himself that Ethan is stuck in here with him and not the other way around.

When they briefly got off the internet I was confronted with mixed feelings. On one hand, no more corn from the Vickers; on the other, they are doing something valuable to try to salvage their daughter's livelihood by stepping away from it all. As of now they are back on twitter to remind everyone that their daughter is a stupid useless cunt who ran away from home to suck gunt, get her shit-hole hoofed, and get impregnated by one of the most repulsive creatures anyone has ever seen while simultaneously broadcasting the dysfunction that exists within the walls of their home. They are fucking mental patients.
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I think it’s obvious Vickers is a guy a lot like Ralph, only older. Girls tend to go for guys like their fathers so it would make sense she went for the Gunt because they are similar.

Vickers seems to think of Faith as some prize he got back, even if she’s damaged goods with a Gunt baby on the way.

I’d bet they now hope Faith will straighten up now that she’s gonna be a momma. Plenty of white trash that think teenagers getting pregnant is a good thing because it will make them grow up. It usually doesn’t, they just continue down the same path with a poor kid in tow that grandma gets to raise.

(Are the four brothers all full brothers or do we have a half-brothers and step-brothers blended family thing going on?)
 
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Reethan copystruck the noodle house. I'll post evidence that he's a false flagging flaggot in a minute here. Just wanted to show off the fancy new waiting screen. Stream's ready to go when he is.

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Really don't want your Phoenix shitshow being seen eh? Would be a shame if your daddy metocuck found out you're a false flagging flaggot.
 
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Thumb My Butthole said:
Schizo Theory time:

Ethan Ralph is actually a grey alien wearing a gunt suit. Think about it.
>both like kidnapping young women from their families
>both like probing buttholes
>both are the same height as normal human children
>both have succubus-like slave creatures to assist them (Gator)
>both are physically weak
>both like to mentally manipulate weak-minded humans

IT ALL ADDS UP, PEOPLE!! WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING!!!!
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Ralph is just the real life Roger in another persona, this time as a white trash Ricky Spanish. That would also explain how a white trash wigger from the south somehow knows and got hired by Milo
 
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no1 said:
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Post it, we'll sort through it.

You're going to do great here.

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/gg/ the gift no one asked for but keeps on giving


Archive:
(https://archive.vn/EYeu1)
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This is what was on the fbi doxbin, likely not what was on NNTP:

Ethan Ralph-
131 Huxley ST
Spartanburg SC 29303-2607
USA
Phone-901-219-2235

Ronald Ralph-
532 Lois Marie CV 72301-4108
USA
901-219-2235

Sandra B Ralph
Spartanburg SC 29303-2607
USA
807-225-1189

Kythrin D Yarborogh
131 Huxley ST
USA
803-995-6269

Sandra Ralph
131 Huxley ST
Spartanburg SC 29303-2607
USA
807-225-1189


Emails
theralph@theralphretort.com and killasmoke1985@gmail.com


Accounts Online

twitter.com/TheRalphRetort (duh)
ask.fm/TheRalphRetort (duh also)
hitbox.tv/theralphretort youtube.com/theralph2001 PSN, Nintendo Network, Steam: ColorfulRalph
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Mr. Manchester said:
One of my favorite side dramas on this thread is people getting salty about Elric's grandiose plan to leak shit slowly, which is followed by Elric apologizing and politely explaining his grand strategy, then going on to threaten Ralph like a some dark lord.

You have to enjoy these things for what they are.
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Elric is gay and should just dish instead of being a giant homosexual.
 
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