Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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TheSimpShow said:
Yes, but what happens when these people are on camera, live in front of the IBS2 crowd? The Las Vegas Road Rage ended with a literal suicide. I hope you have bought commodity interest in popcorn, because it's about to go sky-high.
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Add to that the speds from ip2 showing up? Baked said he's going to ask Ralph for an invite. Guys who have no problem walking around with nigger screaming from their speaker and starts fights and mace people for that sweet content. They've already started fucking with Ralph when he went to an ip2 party. The possibilities are endless.
 
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Pointless Pedant said:
Is there a story to that, or was it a case, like Chris, of someone shitting herself and doing nothing?
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It was some chick who was so drunk she shit her pants. Not much more beyond that other than some cheap laughs. I can understand a girl needing to get so plastered she can’t control her bowels before she thought going to a road rage was a good idea.
 
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NeoGAF Lurker said:
It was some chick who was so drunk she shit her pants. Not much more beyond that other than some cheap laughs. I can understand a girl needing to get so plastered she can’t control her bowels before she thought going to a road rage was a good idea.
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Was it Kaitlin Bennett?
 
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soy_king said:
To be clear, is today the day of the Tampa Road Rage?
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No, it's on the 12th. Side note, dick lists there being 69 tickets left, and this is sad:
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Jack Awful said:
Who Are These Podcasts?
Dick's really scraping the bottom of the barrel.
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WATP is gay. But Ryan Long is really based. Great comedy vids on YT.

I kinda feel bad that Ryan works so hard on his content and maybe doesn't know the crowd he's falling in with. He's only been in the US for like 10 months.
 
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Kenobi said:
Does Dax have a stepfather @George Cuckzunian ?
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As far as I know Arthur Herrera is his Biological father and Peggy and him have been married the whole time.
It seems like Dax is going the contrarian route with the step dad stuff. It's sad because his whole funny reason for being anti-step dad was to keep the comedy rolling. Then it became the cudgle to beat mundane matt and Jeff Holiday with.
If he had any true beliefs he could have stuck with the "the world needs more dads man. Sure it's someone else's kid but you are doing the world a favor" from day one and been a contrarian amongst the cool kids club, but ya know, gotta beat your enemies with that insult. Now he is just doing it in hopes of baiting some more attention.

In other news, Hey guys lets remind Jamie that she had sex with Dax a while back
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Look at the face of that in shape blue collar worker who is totally sane and rational.
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These people obsess like rejected lovers who can never let go.
Dumpster dived waifu said:
No, it's on the 12th. Side note, dick lists there being 69 tickets left, and this is sad:
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Finally cracked over 100. Yay. I am wondering how much of that is cross promoted from Ralphs show and showing up to see Ralph?
 
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George Cuckzunian said:
In other news, Hey guys lets remind Jamie that she had sex with Dax a while back


Finally cracked over 100. Yay. I am wondering how much of that is cross promoted from Ralphs show and showing up to see Ralph?
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It's sorta quaint knowing that there's still people out there that haven't had their virginal innocence so tainted by modern world internet, that they're still able to find such beavis and butthead-like wonder and mirth at the mere thought of boning. Where does Dax find such incel cherubs?

Anyway, it's gonna be hilarious when Ralph starts perceiving himself as the superior eceleb daddy in his relationship with Dick
 
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well it seems Trump is a retard and taking the bait. Speech on the internet will be dead pretty soon.
Oh BTW those tech companies this is meant to stop are just gonna go to other countries and run as normal and keep doing the stupid shit they are doing now.
But I am sure Dax is celebrating the death of internet freedom so he can maintain his safe spaces.
Only one problem, Maddox is bigger than Dax and has is itching to find a way to go after Dax and make him liable for the shit his fans do.
Fingers crossed on lolsuit 2: You get what you asked for
 
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George Cuckzunian said:
well it seems Trump is a retard and taking the bait. Speech on the internet will be dead pretty soon.
Oh BTW those tech companies this is meant to stop are just gonna go to other countries and run as normal and keep doing the stupid shit they are doing now.
But I am sure Dax is celebrating the death of internet freedom so he can maintain his safe spaces.
Only one problem, Maddox is bigger than Dax and has is itching to find a way to go after Dax and make him liable for the shit his fans do.
Fingers crossed on lolsuit 2: You get what you asked for
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Why is the freespeech libertarian maverick so eager to have even more people dragged into litigation that would only help whoever has the most $? At it's most fundamental level speech isn't free if you have to pay money in court anytime you say something contreversial about anyone/thing.
lol, he's so confident in his opinions that he has to appeal to a youtube lawyerman's authority while discussing the issue with someone else
 
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Jack Awful said:
If Pantsu managed to convince Faith to stay and be in a poly relationship, it's only a matter of time until she was passed to Dick.
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The longer this goes on, the more I am convinced that the Dick Masterson lolcow arc will end with him being compelled, by the courts, to sign a register and go door to door introducing himself, whenever he moves to a new neighbourhood.

The 1970s Led Zeppelin lifestyle that he craves has fallen out of fashion, and lies beyond his diminishing financial reach.
 
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