🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Derpy said:
And here’s hoping there is some kind of evidence that hasn’t been publicized. With Faith’s history of just making up stories of abuse, I would have needed evidence to believe her.
Mr. Vickers kind of insinuated that he had seen evidence when someone pressed him on the validity of Faith’s abuse claim.
I am 50/50 on the likelihood of charges against Ethan. Yes, I would like to see him brought in. It seems there would be at least 2 charges they could bring him in on, the revenge porn and the abuse. The former we know the evidence, the later has yet to be seen.

If Ethan’s Karma has any say, he could be arrested sometime next week. Or maybe if his probation officer doesn’t grant him permission to leave the state because he is being investigated. His plans for this much hyped Tampa trip could be foiled. Dick would have a huge shadow over his Road Rage show.
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I hope he either legit goes to jail or goes to Tampa. I really don't want him to miss that unless it's a really big deal.

I anticipate some really funny Ralph embarrassment moments there. Hopefully some of Dick's less (or more) internet savvy fans will spot him (without knowing who he is) as an obvious target to crack jokes about and go in. We can always at least count on him getting too drunk and passing out somewhere public, creeping on chicks who tell him to blow off, drunken fights with "friends," and gunt shots. Wonder if we'll get another trash burger. Maybe he'll dye his hair gay again.
 
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Update on my previous post: he admitted he's been coofing the entire time, and May referenced it too. He just let one go as I was typing this.

"My dad's been giving me updates the whole time on Alice. He cannot look away from her." - May on her dad - IMAGINE THE GUNT BEING CUCKED BY HIS NEW GF'S DAD :story: He is actively texting Alice updates to May even now.

EDIT: "I've been getting better, but that cough, ugh..." - Ethan just now.
 
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Update on my previous post: he admitted he's been coofing the entire time, and May referenced it too. He just let one go as I was typing this.

"My dad's been giving me updates the whole time on Alice. He cannot look away from her." - May on her dad - IMAGINE THE GUNT BEING CUCKED BY HIS NEW GF'S DAD :story: He is actively texting Alice updates to May even now.
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That's so perfectly sad
 
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Haru Okumura said:
Update on my previous post: he admitted he's been coofing the entire time, and May referenced it too. He just let one go as I was typing this.

"My dad's been giving me updates the whole time on Alice. He cannot look away from her." - May on her dad - IMAGINE THE GUNT BEING CUCKED BY HIS NEW GF'S DAD :story: He is actively texting Alice updates to May even now.

EDIT: "I've been getting better, but that cough, ugh..." - Ethan just now.
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Calling it now, he's got the coof. Garuantee it.
 
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