🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Niggernerd]

I'll lose my shit when the protest goers start noticing and pushing him away with a stick

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Ethan, the coof Super Spreader is doing gawds work. Infecting all those unmasked larpers. I wish I could be there when all these asshats' phones alert and tell them they were in contact with the dreaded Guntvid 19.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Is burger or pho streaming?

 

[Haru Okumura]

Soon.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Tammy Slaton got the coof and is seemingly fine now. There's something about speds that makes them fucking indestructible like roaches.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Nick's Federal Handler just spotted the Gunt.

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his fed handler is the alpha gunt. his gunt sticks out and makes its presence known and is much more stable than ralphs

 

[Crystal Golem]

I know this is late but did I hear correctly that may is being cucked by her dad with alice? How embarassing! At least may wont get the funny touch for a while.

 

[Harlan Wick]

I gave my keyboard a coffee bath when the Gunt claimed he lost weight.

 

[naught]

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[Shakka Ahmose]

I gave my keyboard a coffee bath when the Gunt claimed he lost weight.

can't believe that at all. ethan is walking the average distance of a university student going to class.

 

[Haru Okumura]

May just confirmed that Baked is attending Tampa.

It's happening. Thanks, Wolfpup.

 

[Thumb My Butthole]

Meanwhile... Alice remains dormant in her cage.. Does this mean Ralphy's thumb will NOT meet her bottom this weekend?

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

 

[naught]

Itt:
(https://archive.vn/dXuc8)

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ethan-ralph-theralphretort.16672/page-3427

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

Truly top tier content, an obese man wheezing and coughing over the roaring engine of a majestic Suzuki Beetus

 

[Freedom Fries]

Calling it now, he's got the coof. Garuantee it.

It's more likely than not at this point tbh. It's going around and he has been in contact with a ton of people. Although pretty mild for most, it can be really bad for some... Ralph definitely has a lot of risk factors. How many days has he felt a little sick? I hear that for most who have a case as bad as a nasty flu or worse it begins to really start kicking your ass btwn the 4th and 7th day

 

[Null]

 

[Haru Okumura]

It's more likely than not at this point tbh. It's going around and he has been in contact with a ton of people. Although pretty mild for most, it can be really bad for some... Ralph definitely has a lot of risk factors. How many days has he felt a little sick? I hear that for most who have a case as bad as a nasty flu or worse it begins to really start kicking your ass btwn the 4th and 7th day

He's been sick since Tuesday so the timing does line up.

 

[Sam Losco]

EDIT: "I've been getting better, but that cough, ugh..." - Ethan just now.

Isn't that a common thing with the coof? People start to feel better and then it comes back with a vengeance?

 

[Moufang Loop]

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If only you knew how bad things really are

He could legitimately pass as a 50 year old while being in his 30s lol

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

He could legitimately pass as a 50 year old while being in his 30s lol

Bottom shelf whiskey and years of poor diet and exercise will do this to a man.