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Neko GF said:
Behold the most surprising thing of 2020- Kevin made an effort to clean his room:
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so do we all agree people who use "spoons" are ridiculous? I get that there should be a term used by people with disabilities to define how much energy they have during the day - but people like Kevvie have taken the concept of spoons and used it in situations that barely make sense (aka, Kevvie saying he doesn't have enough "spoons" to reply to tweets).
 
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Adult Female Athlete said:
Yeah that's what I was getting at a while ago about Penny's poor choice of partners. I understand it's slim pickins for these troons but it's like he went out of his way to choose polycule members who would detest the kind of life he envisioned. There clearly are some people who have joined the ranch since who at least want to give this lifestyle a try.

I'm kind of shipping Penny and Bonnie at this point, TBH.
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I'm not shipping them. Normally I'm a serial shipper for shits and giggles, but in this case they ship themselves with so many other people that there is a glut of fake romance and sex obsession with these people that makes me want to puke. It's nice to think there might actually be a genuine friendship and bond between two people on this ranch, that has nothing to do with polycules and shit, and everything to do with just wanting to have their own Home on the Range.

That said, I think as everyone who isn't into ranch life inevitably leaves one by one (and I'm starting to think Kevin will give Penny a me-or-the-ranch ultimatum which ends in their breakup and Kevin leaving), Penny and Bonnie will inevitably end up together because they already co-own property together, the pool of options is so damn narrow and polyamory is catching.

mofu mofu said:
A few pages late but I'm glad others are noticing a shift in Kevin's posting habits (I mean, he still posts degenerate shit, but now there's more political tweets which he's mentioned trying to avoid in the past).

I've had a tinhat theory for a while that he's gearing up to start some kind of online 'career' since he's too lazy to do a job that requires manual labour and I imagine there must be some pressure from the others on the ranch for him to start contributing more. My original theory was he'd set up a Patreon as some kind of activist/trans influencer similar to the Zinnia types where they don't actually do much besides argue and post hot takes on Twitter all day and maybe shit out an article or video once in a while. But he's mentioned wanting to stream games a few times and now mentioned Twitch so I think that's the likely path he'll take.
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Tbh I noticed it a while ago but I figured it was just selection bias on the part of the screencappers and I didn't care enough til last night to go look for myself. He still retweets plenty of sexual fetish crap, but doesn't tweet much of his own anymore.

I like your tinhat theory but to be honest I think if he were trying to go the advocate route he would probably halt the sexual retweets as well?

My own theory is that he is still able to be mentally sexually excited by seeing other peoples' degeneracy through sheer force of habit, but he is losing the ability to come up with his own. The drive and imagination to think up weird shit for one's own sexual gratification doesn't exist if the sex drive isn't there (related: this is why post-nut clarity exists).

The Man In Black said:
isn't there a saying that goes something like "people who have sex don't constantly talk about how much sex they're having"?
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I think that's the unofficial motto of this thread.

BallBuster said:
Am I reading this right? It took him 3 hours to adjust his hoard just so he could get to his computer???? Holy fuck that case is probably caked in dust and animal hair.
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I'm sure he took the chance to do a bit of general tidying too, but even so, no wonder that motherfucker won't start.
 
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farttpott said:
It's not a good investment by any means, still all that shit on his shelves is worth actual money and has kept part of its value (unlike, say, most old video games or CDs), and any normal person would be selling it to make ends meet. Also that wacom tablet he has mentioned up thread that surely is worth best part of a grand.
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Next time you buy a refurbished tablet remember that it could have been previously coomed on by an agp.
 
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The Man In Black said:
so do we all agree people who use "spoons" are ridiculous? I get that there should be a term used by people with disabilities to define how much energy they have during the day - but people like Kevvie have taken the concept of spoons and used it in situations that barely make sense (aka, Kevvie saying he doesn't have enough "spoons" to reply to tweets).
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Nothing personal but I don't agree. How do you think spoons started? It was ground breaking and so useful before it got co-opted. If there is a new term, Kevvie and co will just co-opt that one too. There will always be a battle for people who have a shortage of "spoons" to be taken seriously because of people like this.

Responding to messages is something that requires mental and emotional energy and executive function to do, which are all limited resources, so saying one doesn't have spoons to do this does make sense given the right context.

That said, I don't doubt Kevin does have some difficulty doing things he doesn't want to (and if he had unmedicated ADHD, his autism were more severe, or any number of other reasonable conditions I could make allowances for that). HOWEVER it is none of those things, it is just because he is in the habit of being a lazy fuck who isn't used to exerting himself and enjoys being a victim and leaving people hanging instead of thinking about how he could streamline things.

I personally have a lot of trouble responding to messages, especially ones that lead into deep conversation, because my own attention span and executive function are absolutely fried. I am the worst pen pal out there.

You know what I do? I tell friends and acquaintances in discord servers I am in not to DM me unless it's urgent for some reason, I don't email or DM people myself unless I have to or my impulse gets the better of me, and I spend most of my time cultivating IRL friendships rather than online ones. The online friends I do have know I will drop out of contact for months at a time and have either accepted it or moved on. The people IRL, I have told to call me if they want to talk about deep stuff , or text me to arrange to catch up in person, because I know I can pay attention better in a two-hour burst of deep conversation than I can to a text conversation that drags out over two days. And I avoid Facebook and twitter like the plague for many reasons, but also because little conversations burst out all over the place and are easily lost track of and become overwhelming.

My relationships have become a lot easier to manage and I have been able to dedicate proper quality time to each of them once I decided on and communicated those boundaries, and everybody in my life has adjusted because they know I'm working to demonstrate that I give a shit about them. I no longer feel guilty about neglecting others.

*Can* Kevin do all or part of this? Yes. *has* he done this? No. *will* he do this? Pffft nigga please, just complain about losing spoons instead of trying to alleviate the problem. You get to negotiate the rules with your friends for how those friendships are conducted. But fuck agency, right?

Edit: so ultimately I would say take anyone who uses the term spoons with a grain of salt, but wait until they've proven themselves to be not legit before you go in on them. They'll prove themselves one way or another pretty soon.
 
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stupid frog said:
how dare u he is a delicate lady, lifting all those toys cant be easy
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for someone who has such an extreme need to be impregnated he sure doesn't like doing any of the things a traditional woman/"motherly" lady would do. in coomer logic only submissive fertile uwu ladies should be made to clean >////<
 
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The Man In Black said:
for someone who has such an extreme need to be impregnated he sure doesn't like doing any of the things a traditional woman/"motherly" lady would do. in coomer logic only submissive fertile uwu ladies should be made to clean >////<
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Yes but all you technically have to do to get pregnant is lie there like a starfish and nothing else. See why it's Kevin's fave fetish?
 
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Enoby Way said:
Responding to messages is something that requires mental and emotional energy and executive function to do, which are all limited resources, so saying one doesn't have spoons to do this does make sense given the right context.
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Exactly. I used to teach, usually secondary/assistant/tutoring gigs.

When the students who drift through your classroom are an assorted lot of tards (a lot of whom were done no favors by mainstreaming and/or social promotions) and the day's nice kid's having a meltdown because their main teacher is abusive... You can burn through a lot of mental and emotional energy & executive function very quickly.

Though for executive function, blood sugar plays a major role. It's why diabetics can be pretty...lulzy when they don't have it under control.

But let's circle back to our focus! Kevkev's spoon stock would be a lot better if Kevkev exercised and probably also saw an actual doc for that amhole. It's long past the point where it should be done healing, and... The description of the smell makes me think it's necrotic. His surgeon was a quack, one of the things you're supposed to factor in here is if the patient's capable of doing the care for whatever...and Kevkev's hygiene is...look, just...look up sepsis while I go grab some whiskey.
 
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Kevin could make some decent money by streaming. He's got a load of Twitter followers and people are very vocal in their troon support. He doesn't even have to be good, he can just act like a dumb bimbo fucking up in video games and get the troon bucks. There's already a lot of troon streamers like Caseyexplosion and the deer freak and people would watch him do tedious shit in WoW all day.

But no, he's too lazy for even that.
 
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Hamberlard Raid said:
Damn! Kevin must REALLY be up to date on his Kiwi Farms thread. I made the post about thirty minutes before he wrote this tweet.
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Seethe all you want but thought experiments are not incontrovertible tactics if your initial argument is weaker than your pelvic wall. Also, thought experiments are just that. Thoughts. They have a tendency to be wrong.
Do I need to pull up the Azealia Banks tweets?
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more like Azealia BASED
 
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Please fund my degenerate lifestyle so I can waste my money while not improving myself and not get a job like a normal human being!!!
 
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