NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

Ouch. Alexia, play Do the Hustle.

It's the userbase that is wrong though, why are they even here?

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But

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Got him

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Don't talk about games on

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a gaming forum.

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At least Tyler Malka is leading the fightback against Hecht.

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But remember, all the men on Resetera wanted was an option for a "puffy or deep" vagina in Cyberpunk

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Holy shit guys what the fuck is even happening, it's getting worse everyday, what is gonna happen when the game releases? Will the Era servers fucking explode?

all I know is that this will enhance me playing the game on its release date way more than anything CDPR has done so far. I'll play it cuz I'm into the aesthetic of it mostly, but if it turns out to be a buggy mess that sucks balls I'll be like: "damn, hate waiting on yet another patch to fix this shit. I know, I'll just spend that time reading up on how Reeee is losing its mind over it."

and the more they scream and howl, the funnier it'd be for me if the game turns out to be shit TBH - for them to be this bothered about a game that has had some warning signs about its development. like, either the game turns out to be great anyway, and I enjoy it while occasionally reading tranny tears or the game sucks ass and I enjoy reading tranny tears over a fucking fail game for maximum absurdity: sounds like a win-win to me!
 
But remember, all the men on Resetera wanted was an option for a "puffy or deep" vagina in Cyberpunk

As if those are mutually exclusive. Besides, it's not like you're going to be able to get first person Judy sitting on your face.

Though this begs the question, why not? 4K dining at the Y now or I refund!
 
It's getting to where I just skim through their walls of text. The combination of sheer misery and autism makes their posts such an incoherent mess, my brain can't take it.

Listen, if dressing up like Batman and calling yourself Catwoman gets you through this meme joke of a year, go for it. But I draw the line at making it everyone else's problem. It's December, Coronavirus is still a thing, and Cyberpunk drops in 3 days. People need something to get excited about, so of course they want to talk about an upcoming video game on what is supposed to be a 'video game forum.' ResetEra, "the most popular independent gaming forum on the internet as measured by traffic," and they are mad because normal people want to have a normal discussion.

Edit: 3 days, not 5.
 
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But remember, all the men on Resetera wanted was an option for a "puffy or deep" vagina in Cyberpunk

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I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that none of these uwu transbians have seen a real vagina.

It's like a 12 year old boy struggling to describe what he saw when he flipped past the pay-per-view channels and caught a glimpse of it unscrambled for a few seconds.
 
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The trannies have now decided Black Chamber is a PR account ran by Nazis at CDPR.

If they can't get him banned by ban-baiting him and abusing him, it's time to claim it's an astroturfing Polish account ran by Mike Pondsmith.

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DigitalOp has also gone full autism, it can't even all be screencapped.

Remember, this is a man who made up an elaborate story about a woman in a car park named Maria. Incredible autism. Can be found by searching this topic.
 
Holy shit guys what the fuck is even happening, it's getting worse everyday, what is gonna happen when the game releases? Will the Era servers fucking explode?
Best case scenario: 95+ metacritic score, overwhelming financial success, game beloved by nearly everyone except delusional troons and their orbiters.
Likely scenario: 80+ metacritic score, overwhelming financial success (it is an aaa title after all), game having mixed reception by the mainstream gaming community for failing to live up to the hype (similar to what happened with Death Stranding).
In both these scenarios I'm expecting the troons to go nuclear on era, expecting several dozen bans in the various cyberpunk threads. Black Chamber especially is fucked, actually I'm expecting him to get banned before the game even releases. Possible but unlikely they might actually just ban Cyberpunk threads in general after the first week due to overwhelming troon screeching.
Another possible (but unlikely, imo) scenario is that the game bombs hard, 50-70 metacritic score and despised by gamers for just being another bad overhyped aaa game. In that scenario I don't expect much to happen era-wise. Cyberpunk threads will definitely stay unbanned because the vast majority of people will hate the game anyway.
 
yea, the way that it'd bomb would literally have to be another Fallout 76 scenario and CDPR might not be as perfect as their fanboys hype them up to be, but it takes a certain amount of speshulness to become that bad lmao.

my guess is your Likely scenario to be sure, since there's way too many journos like Schreier and other big companies that they cling onto too invested in making sure it doesn't get received as well as the Joker did in movies last year, for example, after the initial handwringing about it being a movie for incels turned out to be completely bullshit. that said, it won't be anywhere near enough to satisfy these folks, because the conversation won't ever be as deranged as they'd like and I, too, fully expect a meltdown of epic proportions by Reee.
 
Possible but unlikely they might actually just ban Cyberpunk threads in general after the first week due to overwhelming troon screeching.

I think this is a dead cert. They are already saying that after release day they're going to lock all the threads about it because solidarity or something.

As regards review scores, I'm thinking that it'll get shrieked at by the usual suspects because REEEEEEasons like twanzphobia and literally shooting BIPOC gangers marked as Animals. I'm thinking that Polygon in particular will mark it down to 6 or even 4 just because of that. They have already reeeee'd about its marketing being pandering to right wing gamer chuds so what do you expect. Oh, and people like Jim Sterling will ignore it studiously because MUH CRUNCH.

Other review scores? Probably high 80s to low 90s. Not as good as W3 though. User scores will be split between consoomers and fanboys giving it 10s, people with a brain who have actually played it will give it 8s and 9s depending on the level of bugs at the time, and then there'll be a load of 0s from people still salty about no third person. Probably a few 3s and 4s from SJWs who repeat the Resetera line about twanzphobia.
 
Another aspect in all this... Who even reads their "OTs"? The opening post ist mostly fluff and marketing bullshit. The threads are toxic and/or full of spoilers. People who want to play the game just do that: Play the fucking game. These official threads are just for spergs and don't matter. There won't be any reeducation of Gamer bigots because Kyuuji vomits a few lines into the OP.
 
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I think this is a dead cert. They are already saying that after release day they're going to lock all the threads about it because solidarity or something.

I guess we'll find out if Isamu Fukui wants dat traffic and bux to keep rolling in or not lmao...could you imagine what would happen, if this was their plan, then the owner comes down with a hammer and says: "no f u, I want the money and traffic to keep rollin' - ban anyone that starts this shit again"?

oh how they would howl...
 
Another aspect in all this... Who even reads their "OTs"? The opening post ist mostly fluff and marketing bullshit. The threads are toxic and/or full of spoilers. People who want to play the game just do that: Play the fucking game. These official threads are just for spergs and don't matter. There won't be any reeducation of Gamer bigots because Kyuuji vomits a few lines into the OP.

Pretty much no one. Even on GAF the first post was just a 10 minute clapping sperg-fest for the cult to say "Good job OP maker, pretty graphics, much autism" and then everyone hit the last page and asked their questions/for help/made a comment.

The trannies just want the OT handed to one of them as it would mean they'd have to be taken off an ignore list. They're pretty much all on ignore lists now for being deranged zoo animals shitting up the forum.

You should see it on the normie Era discords, everyone just openly admitting to using their ignore lists

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Pretty much no one. Even on GAF the first post was just a 10 minute clapping sperg-fest for the cult to say "Good job OP maker, pretty graphics, much autism" and then everyone hit the last page and asked their questions/for help/made a comment.

The trannies just want the OT handed to one of them as it would mean they'd have to be taken off an ignore list. They're pretty much all on ignore lists now for being deranged zoo animals shitting up the forum.

You should see it on the normie Era discords, everyone just openly admitting to using their ignore lists

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That DigitalOP post needs to be capped in all its glory:
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"Im not Trans. I don’t have to be to fucking give a shit about their plight. I don’t subscribe to this “ally” bullshit y’all love so much. I’m a part of the fight. I’m a part of the struggle for TransPeople to be seen and heard. I listen when I need to listen, I will speak when I need to speak. I don’t talk over or talk for TransPeople, I echo them. And if one day I ever get it wrong, I will damn well make sure I don’t ever make that fucking mistake again."
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I don’t talk over or talk for TransPeople, I echo them. And if one day I ever get it wrong, I will damn well make sure I don’t ever make that fucking mistake again."

that IS the mistake you fuckin' retarded piece of shit! but have fun assimilating into the hivemind and getting perma'd one day, when you echo the wrong clique.
 
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The inmates basically want Black Chamber hanging from a tree by the end of the day.

Is this incel/femcel super tranny gaymurgate bullying?

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I expect the Black Chamber dox imminently, shared via tranny discord.

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Black Chamber appears to be 45 by the way. This will enrgage them even more. A based middle-aged man who isn't behaving like Lampy.
 
good thing when you sign up on a forum, you dont have to fill out your personal details if you oh...oh wait...Reeeesetera practically demands it and one of the mods will be happy to snitch on him, welp, you fucked Black Chamber...

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Black Chamber, based stallion in the 90s with the Lara Croft cosplayer.

Closer to a real vagina in that picture than any incel/femcel/tranny on Resetera ever will be

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All is not well for the jannies, the drama keeps coming. You might all remember this totally unhinged ban


Gabe speaks out

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This has now made its way to Resetera

https://www.resetera.com/threads/cd...-making-excuses-for-them.307474/post-53303758 / https://archive.md/4fu4A

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All is not well, bytesizedimpressions will be banned soon.

If there is anything a Resetera janny hates more than being called a cop, it's bans being spoken about publicly by the inmates.

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The site is falling apart at the seams

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I've got a feeling if Resetera and its jannies pushes hard enough they could probably force Gabe to kill himself. The inmates want him to lose his job

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