Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Troonologist PhD]

I'd like to point out that the furry didn't answer Bob's gallant knight in shining armor and it incensed them to the point they @ the furry again around 40 minutes ago:

"Yeah, again, @AkiDaveYT? THIS is now your audience. Are you sure you want this to be your audience? Think carefully now." (Tweet)

My favorite is the part where they say Bob gets "so much hatred on this hellsite for no good reason".

He’s ass blasted over a Twitter furry ignoring him. This is the most pathetic thing I’ve read all week.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Something people don't seem to realize is that puberty isn't just physical development, but MENTAL development as well.

Spoiler

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Anyone who thinks puberty blockers don't have an obvious impact on emotional and mental development just needs to read through the "I am Jazz/Jazz Jennings/Jaron Bloshinsky" thread in Beauty Parlor. That androgyne is clearly a preteen boy in a mutilated barely-functioning body pumped with shady hormones that cause temper tantrums. It's beyond horrific, but fat misanthropic slobs like CinemaRobert are encouraging parents to sacrifice their children's bodies and futures so he can signal how virtuous he is.

One of the first things I thought looking at the thing he's replying to was "why the fuck would anyone associate pizza hut with being safe?" I know it's straight up just supposed to be one of those "wholesome" or "nostalgic" posts for likes on twitter or whatever but come the fuck on! It's a god damn pizza chain that used to have promotional shit to tie in with schools and book companies try ing to get kids into reading some fucking books in exchange for restaurant coupons because nearly everyone likes pizza. Nobody associates pizza hut with safety and if they do they're a fucking shill lmao.

I had the same thought. He presents it like nostalgia, but it's actually really pathetic that he associates a third-rate pizza chain with feeling safe. He clearly has mental/emotional issues and has dealt with them ever since his childhood by stuffing his face with greasy food. Like a true lolcow, CinemaRobert unknowingly reveals the worst facets of himself every time he tries to do the exact opposite.

 

[Totally Awesome]

One of the first things I thought looking at the thing he's replying to was "why the fuck would anyone associate pizza hut with being safe?" I know it's straight up just supposed to be one of those "wholesome" or "nostalgic" posts for likes on twitter or whatever but come the fuck on! It's a god damn pizza chain that used to have promotional shit to tie in with schools and book companies try ing to get kids into reading some fucking books in exchange for restaurant coupons because nearly everyone likes pizza. Nobody associates pizza hut with safety and if they do they're a fucking shill lmao.

I had the same thought. He presents it like nostalgia, but it's actually really pathetic that he associates a third-rate pizza chain with feeling safe. He clearly has mental/emotional issues and has dealt with them ever since his childhood by stuffing his face with greasy food. Like a true lolcow, CinemaRobert unknowingly reveals the worst facets of himself every time he tries to do the exact opposite.

You're just mad nobody ever invited you to Pizza Hut. Now you missed out on fun childhood memories.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

You're just mad nobody ever invited you to Pizza Hut. Now you missed out on fun childhood memories.

I actually liked Pizza Hut back in the day, but I always thought the fast food for reading books thing was dumb. But for comparison's sake, I went out with friends all the time during high school lunch to McDonald's. I have fond memories of that. It has nothing to do with the food, though, but rather the fact that I was hanging out with friends.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I'd like to point out that the furry didn't answer Bob's gallant knight in shining armor and it incensed them to the point they @ the furry again around 40 minutes ago:

"Yeah, again, @AkiDaveYT? THIS is now your audience. Are you sure you want this to be your audience? Think carefully now." (Tweet)

My favorite is the part where they say Bob gets "so much hatred on this hellsite for no good reason".

He's still fighting for Robert: Bob's just joking about the eugenics, calm down bro!

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

"Scurvy knaves!" cried he of Chipmanliness!

"What shall we do, m'lord?" enquired ye royal gimp.

"Bury our sorrows in thin cut wedges of spud, fool," cried the frenchfry addled despot, as his ketchup riddled digits grasped desperately for the golden arched surcease of the sad clown with crimson locks.

”and King Robert goeth to the Convention of Troubadours where he taketh a painting with Baroness Lindsay of Ellis and shareth it on Twitter, but Lindsay doth say to him 'this is totally inappropriate. By the Mass, I have softblocked you six times” and calleth him out in front of ye Breadtubers.”

Well a tranny, I think, brings up more or less this point and then gets slapped down by a retard with a Nintendo fetish.
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Is he trying to imply that knowing Kiwifarms exists makes you want to visit us and makes you become an alt-right troll or some shit?

Oh really? Truth is an absolute defense eh? Like Hilary breaking the law with a private email server? Or Hunter Biden's laptop? Oh do let's start going over the truth...

What happened to ”it is more important to be morally right than factually correct”?

 

[The tired cat]

He's still fighting for Robert: Bob's just joking about the eugenics, calm down bro!
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Not shocked, Tony seems that he wants to be Bobo's #1 personal bottom bitch. Which is funny, if anyone mentions that he'll ree about "yer homophobic!!"

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Not shocked, Tony seems that he wants to be Bobo's #1 personal bottom bitch. Which is funny, if anyone mentions that he'll ree about "yer homophobic!!"

Which is funny, given that

Spoiler: Roman Imperial powerlevelling

the Romans were very tolerant of gays to the point where one emperor held orgies in the public baths and another emperor acted like a BTEC Yaniv with no repercussions

and they still had jokes about bottoms.

But then again, I'm expecting SJW's to understand history that they don't learn about through capeshit so...

 

[Troonologist PhD]

Which is funny, given that

Spoiler: Roman Imperial powerlevelling

the Romans were very tolerant of gays to the point where one emperor held orgies in the public baths and another emperor acted like a BTEC Yaniv with no repercussions

and they still had jokes about bottoms.

But then again, I'm expecting SJW's to understand history that they don't learn about through capeshit so...

Spoiler: Roman history

Calling the Romans extremely tolerant of homosexuality is pretty generous. The emperor having orgies, crossdressing as the bride in a gay wedding and the like doesn’t really reflect Roman values. The emperors could do almost literally anything they wanted and get away with it. Homosexuality in Rome was more akin to American prisons and gay men lusting over underage twinks than anything.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Spoiler: Roman history

Calling the Romans extremely tolerant of homosexuality is pretty generous. The emperor having orgies, crossdressing as the bride in a gay wedding and the like doesn’t really reflect Roman values. The emperors could do almost literally anything they wanted and get away with it. Homosexuality in Rome was more akin to American prisons and gay men lusting over underage twinks than anything.

Spoiler: Roman history

True, but IIRC homosexuality was tolerated in some Ancient Greek contexts (the Sacred Band of Thebes) and given that the Romans did imitate the Greeks I could see there being some form of tolerance for gays in Rome.

 

[Ita Mori]

There are a lot of leftists doing this to themselves that are heading towards breaks. No way you can consciously do this long term without causing significant mental strain.

Then put some beer on ice and await the mental collapse.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Spoiler: Roman history

Calling the Romans extremely tolerant of homosexuality is pretty generous. The emperor having orgies, crossdressing as the bride in a gay wedding and the like doesn’t really reflect Roman values. The emperors could do almost literally anything they wanted and get away with it. Homosexuality in Rome was more akin to American prisons and gay men lusting over underage twinks than anything.

Spoiler: Continued Classical Sperging

Yeah Roman homosexuality existed, but it wasn't nearly as glorified or regularized in society as in Greek culture. Plus Romans had a cultural affectation for criticizing people by exaggerating their sexual perversities—we do the same in America, I guess, but the Romans kind of made a thing of doing that. But straight-up accepted faggotry was not praised in the same way as in Greek society. See, for instance, what Alcibiades says to Socrates in Plato's Symposium:

Spoiler: Alcibiades being a faggot

See you how fond he is of the fair? He is always with them and is always being smitten by them, and then again he knows nothing and is ignorant of all things; such is the appearance which he puts on...Now I fancied that he was seriously enamoured of my beauty, and I thought that I should therefore have a grand opportunity of hearing him tell what he knew, for I had a wonderful opinion of the attractions of my youth. In the prosecution of this design, when I next went to him, I sent away the attendant who usually accompanied me (I will confess the whole truth, and beg you to listen; and if I speak falsely, do you, Socrates, expose the falsehood). Well, he and I were alone together, and I thought that when there was nobody with us, I should hear him speak the language which lovers use to their beloveds when they are by themselves, and I was delighted. Nothing of the sort; he conversed as usual, and spent the day with me and then went away. Afterwards I challenged him to the palaestra and he wrestled and closed with me several times when there was no one present; I fancied that I might succeed in this manner.

Not a bit; I made no way with him...So I invited him to sup with me, just as if he were a fair youth, and I a designing lover...The second time, still in pursuance of my design, after we had supped, I went on conversing far into the night, and when he wanted to go away, I pretended that the hour was late and that he had much better remain. So he lay down on the couch next to me, the same on which he had supped, and there was no one but ourselves sleeping in the apartment. All this may be told without shame to any one. But what follows I could hardly tell you if I were sober...When the lamp was put out and the servants had gone away, I thought that I must be plain with him and have no more ambiguity. So I gave him a shake, and I said: ‘Socrates, are you asleep?’ ‘No,’ he said. ‘Do you know what I am meditating?’ ‘What are you meditating?’ he said. ‘I think,’ I replied, ‘that of all the lovers whom I have ever had you are the only one who is worthy of me, and you appear to be too modest to speak. Now I feel that I should be a fool to refuse you this or any other favour, and therefore I come to lay at your feet all that I have and all that my friends have, in the hope that you will assist me in the way of virtue, which I desire above all things, and in which I believe that you can help me better than any one else. And I should certainly have more reason to be ashamed of what wise men would say if I were to refuse a favour to such as you, than of what the world, who are mostly fools, would say of me if I granted it.’

The context is a Greek drinking party where the only women are the serving girls and musical entertainers. He's unabashedly talking about his love life with an old man in front of a bunch of other men, who all end up praising his speech.

There's also a story somewhere in Plato about Alcibiades sitting on a bench and a bunch of lustful older men, including Socrates, all fight to sit next to him and end up pushing each other off the sides. But this is high Greek literature and in the middle is a whole story about a fag (also a famous Athenian general) trying to seduce an old man with whom he has a sexual relationship. There isn't really anything like this in Roman literature. At least not explicitly.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Is he trying to imply that knowing Kiwifarms exists makes you want to visit us and makes you become an alt-right troll or some shit?

Yes

Good in tag hare Normies! Vel come in to das Keyve Farmens!

 

[Mola Ram]

Yes
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Good in tag hare Normies! Vel come in to das Keyve Farmens!

We have honed our brainwashing techniques to a RAZOR'S EDGE. First @Flexo bends them (or...flexes them?!?!) to appreciating robot rights and the free market, while I loom behind them with fingers ready to rip out their hearts.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

He's still fighting for Robert: Bob's just joking about the eugenics, calm down bro!
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Ah yes Bob is just joking when he constantly talks about how farmers and construction workers are subhuman trash. Who should be killed to make way for the ubermensch to lead the rest of humanity into a glorious future. Reminds me of my favorite joke Mein Kampf.

 

[Positron]

LMAOOOO
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Why did he censored kiwifarms.net tho?

We should archive his videos to deprive him of Youtube bucks.

So puberty is "rape" now? Does this thing know what the definition of rape is?

The very existent of troons requires making a mockery of definitions.

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Chris has two cartoon avies of himself drawn by @profharbinger:

Too much eyebrow, too much hair, but otherwise not bad. Sort of like Eric Cantona meets Karl Marx.


You gotta be shitting me. This is how Dobson draws himself.
No prize guessing which one he prefers.

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Breadtube go after Brie Larson. Sir Robert must don his shinning armor.


BTW this bitch is so fucking ugly; the make-up and fx teams in Captain Marvel deserve the Oscar for making her presentable.

Fox from Space Commune has put himself in Bobby's crosshairs:


But....wait.... there is a motherfucking plot twist!!!!

So Bobby deleted the "of course they're also transphobic" tweet. All ends well and he gained another Angel!

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Show of hands: how many Bad People are watching this thread?

If you, like me, are able to survive without cinemas, comic books, Nintendo, and trannies, then you must be a BAD BAD BAD BAD person.

Bobby knows journalism because his dad was in it:


[Redacted] Farms propaganda might have prompted randos to dig up Bobby's old tweets:

For the record that the provenance of the tweet is unknown. Searching the text yield nothing, and there is no documented exchange between Bobby and Kyle Griffin.

The Joke. If you don't get Bobby's "joke", you have no right to exist.


But the thing is, the Progressive Stack never allows anyone who misspoke to live it down. Even if they accept that the Eugenics tweet was a "joke", why should they make an exception for Bobby?



The censored name is Philosophy Tube (Ollie Thorn), speaking of:



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Mank:


Seeing how confused Bobby is, his White Knight Arkle lends his sword:



Dob Chipman:


In Bobby's Angels, Luke talks about Star Wars TV, again.


And he has sadbrains:


A new troon analyses the comic of Eli Valley and he is rubbing Bobby the wrong way. (Whole thread for context)


Bobby and Nymphomachy are like The Jigsaw Killer and Amanda (if Amanda were a man and The Jigsaw Killer were retarded)

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Really says something about your ideology and world view if you can't look at information or correspondence from somewhere because "you might agree with it and change your views."

Its not like kiwifarms is a shock site filled with naked kids getting murdered by drug cartels. Why do all these twitter people treat it as such? I never knew being a gigantic pussy who is afraid of text would be considered a good quality, lol.

 

[Mola Ram]

Its not like kiwifarms is a shock site filled with naked kids getting murdered by drug cartels.

No matter how hard I look for those threads!

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Let’s be real. Bob loves it because he can feel safe snorting like a pig whenever he devours two large pizzas down his fatass.

For those who don't know/remember Pizza Hut, up until the mid 90's iirc, had an all you can eat lunch buffet. That's where the real nostalgia is.

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To not double post

Breadtube go after Brie Larson. Sir Robert must don his shinning armor.

>Insert BesrtBuddies.png
>Be El Smuggo
>Get informed that you are not, in fact, best buds
>Delete BesrtBuddies.png in embarrassed shame
>"I'm so tired of being right about people"

 

[DNA_JACKED]

For those who don't know/remember Pizza Hut, up until the mid 90's iirc, had an all you can eat lunch buffet. That's where the real nostalgia is.

My local one had their buffet into the early 2000s. I went there twice as a kid, and I liked it, hardly would it count as "nostalgia". Granted, I think I liked it for a very different reason then Blob.

I liked it because I could try different types of pizza, including the ones grownups seemed to like so much over us kids and our cheese/pepperoni combo.

Diabeeto loved the *normal amount of cheap pizza for one person* he could stuff down his gullet in one sitting.