🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Bonanza Jellybean]

This has been bugging me from the moment i read that eulogy. Thanks for pointing it out. It only makes sense if phone was separate thing from the rest of the gifts.

Even then. If she had the phone, hiding the letters doesn't really make sense. With a phone her parents could have contacted her at any time. Hiding letters and gifts doesn't work if her dad can just text/email her asking if she got them. Without internet access the letters could be written off as her family being manipulative and trying to tear them apart or whatever. You can't isolate someone who has the internet at their fingertips.
I mean it could be true, but if it is Ralph is so pathetic he failed even at being a groomer.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Yes there have been southerners who've noted his odd accent and cadence shifts

Helluva first post welcome to the farms



I bet doesn't even paypig Shanon

I was thinking about that. When you look at other communities and those who work closely together in them they usually back each other on crowdfunding platforms as well. So who are the six giving the absolute minimum? Maybe Ralph, Warski perhaps? But then who would that leave.
Looking through the only thing members seem to receive are discount codes but I doubt they’re buy a new shirt every month. Safe to say it’s like other subscriptions and it’s just people who forgot they have it.

 

[Quorthon]

This comment might be more suited for the Dick Masterson thread but I just to like add this.

Whilst Ralph and Mumkey Jones are ultimately responsible for their own infidelity against their significant others, I can't help but to think that Dick Masterson, that odious man, had been whispering into their ears, telling them to cheat on their lovers, telling them to groom mentally unstable women so that they can have threesomes and sex slaves of their own.

That man just likes to ruin relationships with the women of those he claims to be his friends, doesn't he?

There's no whispering this when it comes to Dax. He flat out offers advice like this out in the open all the time. In the beginning, it seemed to be a sort of schtick, like purposely bad advice, but as time went on, people started taking his advice seriously, and Dax either forgot he was being satirical and started believing his own hype, or there never was a satirical "Dick" character, and he was always a complete retard, just like his former co-host.

Ralph's shenanigans are a direct result and a perfect example of what taking Dax's advice will do for you.

 

[ShoopDeWhoop]

Is it just me or does it seem like Ralph always feels the need to act extra wiggerish around blacks and talk about being from Memphis?

There's another point where he is chimping out for another one later in the stream. He just seems to put on that annoying, affected wigger accent around them. Maybe its from being in the slammer.

It's a weird thing that people who grew up around black people do. I remember when AOC put on that really embarrassing accent in front of a black audience a bunch of her fans excused it, saying it's a common thing people do subconsciously to be more approachable, and has an official term (which I forget). I thought it was BS until I spent some time with a family friend with a long distance black bf, she would talk normally one minute, then get a call and it's full on blackcent. It's still really weird though

 

[Pisstrooper]

There's no whispering this when it comes to Dax. He flat out offers advice like this out in the open all the time. In the beginning, it seemed to be a sort of schtick, like purposely bad advice, but as time went on, people started taking his advice seriously, and Dax either forgot he was being satirical and started believing his own hype, or there never was satirical "Dick" character, and he was always a complete retard, just like his former co-host.

Ralph's shenanigans are a direct result and a perfect example of what taking Dax's advice will do for you.

Dick has always struck me as deeply shady. I don't know much about him since I can't sit through more than a few minutes of his show, but when people were rioting and tearing apart LA he started ranting about the most autistic libertarian/centrist points and glorifying the violence like an overconfident teenager. I've never seen someone ride a fence with such passion.

 

[Haru Okumura]

These tweets were made 4 hours and 50 minutes apart:

Tweet 1 (archive 1)

Tweet 2 (archive 2)

This is the estimated travel time between Harrisburg and Ethan's crack shack, presumably based on metrics from before the pandemic decreased traffic:

Where's the missing time, Ethan?

 

[ShoopDeWhoop]

Dick has always struck me as deeply shady. I don't know much about him since I can't sit through more than a few minutes of his show, but when people were rioting and tearing apart LA he started ranting about the most autistic libertarian/centrist points and glorifying the violence like an overconfident teenager. I've never seen someone ride a fence with such passion.

That's just part of the machismo routine.

 

[Epsteindidnothingwrong]

I'm out of touch with reality because I like evidence beyond random people on Twitter posting screenshots. Ok.

Getting more tired of retards and faggots every day frens.

Shut up, King Janny

 

[Truly Rural]

I disagree. That is assuming that people believe Ralph when he accuses people of making things up.

You are missing the point. It is totally irrelevant whether leaks are true or false, or whether people believe him when he denies it or not for Ralph to "profit" from denying them and verbally attacking the alogs. If you seen May and Ralph on camera you may have noticed that the absolute PEAK energy are sporadic shout outs to the haters. Everything between shout outs to the haters is just miserable small talk low energy chatter even they are bored of. So believing is not required. Weird he didn't realize that yet, or maybe he's scared and is pretending it away because it's all true.

 

[AltisticRight]

I could see him just staying off the Internet while there since his accounts haven't said anything exactly favorable to the CCP, but it doesn't really matter; whether it was a ruse from the beginning or it became that over time everyone knows the China trip was a cover for him leaving. Which is weird because it makes it feel like the split wasn't amicable and that something is being hidden still. Last time I checked Zidan is still active on Twitter, has anyone ever asked him about the "China trip" or why he left? Has he said anything since then?

My guess is that Zidan at some point could no longer handle Ralph's shit and agreed to just not talk about Ralph for money or there's blackmail involved, Ralph isn't exactly above turning on his friends (see the Rekieta thing).

I could be way off though, he may just feel connected to ralph still. Tends to happen when you spend a lot of time on the Internet.

Spoiler: China related Reeeing

I've said far worse and harsher things about the CPC, in China. I've even accidentally said "flag of (the nation of ) Taiwan 台灣國旗" in the public. Got some odd stares from bystanders. It's really nothing. All the China news people see in the west are cultivated and aimed to make the "enemy nation" look as reprehensible as possible. Obviously, all Chinese outlets are cultivated to praise the CPC. Neutral outlets are either lumped in one extreme or the other based on what they are reporting on, or just ignored because zero values are generated out of neutral news on China, there's no market for it.

The line is clear however, if whatever anti-CPC statements made in China gains traction, that's when likely someone will want a talk. If someone filmed my dumb mouthslip and it goes viral on the cancer that is weibo, then maybe I'll not be able to visit again. However knowing several cases, nothing will likely happen. It's going to be a couple days of Chinanet spergery, which they will move onto the next. Chinanet is functionally (as retarded) the same as ours in terms of online autism. There was this ethot who joked about the Ninking Massacre in China, she was deplatformed and kicked out of her university (Tsinghua I think, a very good one). She wasn't "made vanished". She's still active and has a small base of thirsty virgins.

Blackmail is a very interesting point to make. We've consistently seen the gunt treating his "defected paypigs" with utter contempt and viciousness. He would dox them, the would release dirt on them. Randbot2020 and Lord Akira are just 2 notable cases. Maybe he has something that goes beyond incel Zidane racemixing with some filthy ewhore. Several schizo theories actually turned out to be somewhat real here -- just fucking worse.

I don't think he feels connected to the Gunt. He hasn't been talking about any gunt-related stuff. He removed "cohost of the killstream" after Pillstream 1.0, which was a formal disavow and disassociation.

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

These tweets were made 4 hours and 50 minutes apart:

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Tweet 1 (archive 1)

Tweet 2 (archive 2)

This is the estimated travel time between Harrisburg and Ethan's crack shack, presumably based on metrics from before the pandemic decreased traffic:

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Where's the missing time, Ethan?

He had to stop at every gas station to raid the trash for burgers.

 

[Pisstrooper]

I don't think he feels connected to the Gunt. He hasn't been talking about any gunt-related stuff. He removed "cohost of the killstream" after Pillstream 1.0, which was a formal disavow and disassociation.

I remember he was the only host who would hang out in discord and talk to people like a normal person. I think he was there for normal human reasons, not narcissistic "DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM?" gunt-reasons.

 

[Bob Barker]

I had no idea until now Gator had a patreon.
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Yes you see that correctly six living breathing people willingly give Gator money.

Oh boy! I can't wait to get my GatorTime merch store discount!!!!!! For only $10 a month, getting a discount in the GatorTime merch store is basically a steal! And I can get an even better GatorTime merch store discount for only an additional $10 a month!?! Where do I sign up! I can't wait to do all my clothes shopping at the GatorTime merch store using my amazing discount!

 

[northstar747]

Amanda (May) already had an infatuation with wanting to have a kid with Digi. Amanda would also talk about her old friends having kids and being envious. Everything falls in line with Amanda wanting to be a mother and Ralph wanting to larp as Dick Masterson w/threesomes,

So why not have ralph put a baby in her? seems like a lotta work.

Also on a side note about people like DIgi, Dax, Ethan etc.

Fucking around on the internet is fun and the people who made it work for them deserve some props. But you grow out of it, Nora really was good for ralph she helped ground him.

Was their any path forward for ralph when he would end the kill stream get a real job. Hire a lawyer to clear is felony so he could go to the UK and be with nora and have a nice normal relationship.

Cause ralph chasing this degenerate shit isnt going to help him.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

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Oh boy! I can't wait to get my GatorTime merch store discount!!!!!! For only $10 a month, getting a discount in the GatorTime merch store is basically a steal! And I can get an even better GatorTime merch store discount for only an additional $10 a month!?! Where do I sign up! I can't wait to do all my clothes shopping at the GatorTime merch store using my amazing discount!

I can't imagine having such low self-esteem and self-respect to wear Ralph merch, let alone Ralph's bitch's merch.

 

[ShoopDeWhoop]

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Oh boy! I can't wait to get my GatorTime merch store discount!!!!!! For only $10 a month, getting a discount in the GatorTime merch store is basically a steal! And I can get an even better GatorTime merch store discount for only an additional $10 a month!?! Where do I sign up! I can't wait to do all my clothes shopping at the GatorTime merch store using my amazing discount!

Imagine wearing a GatorTime T-shirt around family and getting asked about it
"Well it's this guy who... calls himself 'The Gator Gamer' and uhh... He plays vespin gas on his sound board... n-NO GRANDMA I'M NOT GAY"

 

[Pisstrooper]

So why not have ralph put a baby in her? seems like a lotta work.

Also on a side note about people like DIgi, Dax, Ethan etc.

Fucking around on the internet is fun and the people who made it work for them deserve some props. But you grow out of it, Nora really was good for ralph she helped ground him.

Was their any path forward for ralph when he would end the kill stream get a real job. Hire a lawyer to clear is felony so he could go to the UK and be with nora and have a nice normal relationship.

Cause ralph chasing this degenerate shit isnt going to help him.

He has no job experience/education and is probably too lazy to start from the bottom this late in the game (not that it can't be done).
Probably feels like his only option to survive at this point is to keep streaming going, hence the really belligerent "can't ever stop me" attitude. It's not so much a testament to his resolve, as it is to his utter lack of options.

 

[northstar747]

It's a weird thing that people who grew up around black people do. I remember when AOC put on that really embarrassing accent in front of a black audience a bunch of her fans excused it, saying it's a common thing people do subconsciously to be more approachable, and has an official term (which I forget). I thought it was BS until I spent some time with a family friend with a long distance black bf, she would talk normally one minute, then get a call and it's full on blackcent. It's still really weird though

Tone Switching

I have a friend whose parents are okie's so hell be at the office speaking normal but then when he gets a phone call about some race the okie comes out. Its....od.

 

[Timon912]

So why not have ralph put a baby in her? seems like a lotta work.

Also on a side note about people like DIgi, Dax, Ethan etc.

Fucking around on the internet is fun and the people who made it work for them deserve some props. But you grow out of it, Nora really was good for ralph she helped ground him.

Was their any path forward for ralph when he would end the kill stream get a real job. Hire a lawyer to clear is felony so he could go to the UK and be with nora and have a nice normal relationship.

Cause ralph chasing this degenerate shit isnt going to help him.

Starting a new life for him would require a NAME CHANGE. Com'on, dude, you think the people hiring don't google your name to see if you're some kind of freak or degenerate???

 

[Garth]

Is it just me or does it seem like Ralph always feels the need to act extra wiggerish around blacks and talk about being from Memphis?

There's another point where he is chimping out for another one later in the stream. He just seems to put on that annoying, affected wigger accent around them. Maybe its from being in the slammer.

See: Code-switching