Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Goldaor]

This is exciting but it makes me wonder why he doesn't do videos anymore? He should be bragging and proudly explaining to his loyal fanbase his new situation.

Oh that's nasty

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Maybe it’s my hangover but I’ve reread the last three pages of this thread four times now and still can’t figure out if he found a living situation or not? Is this all smoke and mirrors on Lucas‘ part? Did he find a temporary flophouse or a crack den to hold up in?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

He seems to text the Amanda catfish from Craigslist when he's drunk/horny/angry even though I told him I want a real reference. He hit "her" up again last night about the loft, I said provide a reference that's not family/crim defense lawyer, and called me a classist republican. I said Amanda campaigned for Bernie and phone banked for Warren so she's def not republican and his reply:
"Classist bigot. You're a hypocritical generation, Gen Z. Classist and agephobic. Greedy to a hilt. Congratulations, you're a bigot twice."

This was at 9:32 PM Spokane time, and then he posted that IG pic with the exact same text at approximately 10:30 PM Spokane time but with "Hook me up with a hot 18 year old gen z chick or it's my dirty mouth, nigga." Then at approximately 1 AM Spokane time he posted the above pic that he found a place to live. Earlier in the evening he was still interested in housing, and after his little meltdown between 9 PM and 1 AM he seems to have found housing - I can't imagine it's anything good. Either another shelter, the bus station, or some flop house for him to piss all over before he gets kicked out. I don't think his social worker is working on Saturday night to find him housing.

Surely he'd realise that calling people bigots while liberally using the gamer word is the definition of hypocrisy?

Then again, if he realised that this thread wouldn't have over 1000 pages, so...

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Lucas is very important. He has read many leather-bound books and his fart shack smells of rich mahogany.

”in this moment, Lucas is euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing, but because he is enlightened by his own intelligence”

 

[MCLOS Horthy]

This is exciting but it makes me wonder why he doesn't do videos anymore? He should be bragging and proudly explaining to his loyal fanbase his new situation.
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Oh that's nasty

Ahh, delicious, smashed-up apple fritter pie with peanuts and BBQ chips crumbled on it.

 

[Particle Bored]

This is exciting but it makes me wonder why he doesn't do videos anymore? He should be bragging and proudly explaining to his loyal fanbase his new situation.
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Oh that's nasty

>"semi-illiterage goat herders"
>hobo that can't spell "ghetto" (at least that's what I think he's going for?)

 

[Quiet Dignity]

What kind of living situation is he in.

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So just like with Catholics, Lucas is prepared to redraw his red line wrt Republicans when he's desperate enough. Is there a single one of his own explicit political stances he's unwilling to shit on when it's convenient?

Also chalk another one up in the "buying friendship with food" column. He's such a single-cell organism lol

 

[BIG CATS]

This is exciting but it makes me wonder why he doesn't do videos anymore? He should be bragging and proudly explaining to his loyal fanbase his new situation.
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Oh that's nasty

Looks like a cat in the upper-left hand corner... I wouldn’t trust Lucas around animals. Guess these people trust him in their house though? wow

Maybe it’s the same flophouse on Elm he pissed all over?

 

[WonderWino]

This is exciting but it makes me wonder why he doesn't do videos anymore? He should be bragging and proudly explaining to his loyal fanbase his new situation.
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Even by lucas standards thats revolting. Imagine being so desperate for food that you bring a homeless schizo into your house to cook that for you. Even starving kids in africa aren't that desperate or stupid

Maybe it’s my hangover but I’ve reread the last three pages of this thread four times now and still can’t figure out if he found a living situation or not? Is this all smoke and mirrors on Lucas‘ part? Did he find a temporary flophouse or a crack den to hold up in?

It sounds like a literal crackhouse with a few desperate people that are starving and don't know anything about lucas yet. It also sounds like lucas is going to get one of his not so big brained ideas to get people dependent on his cooking then try to take over and be king of the house, thinking he'll somehow be immune to getting kicked out because he is the one providing food. and from there it'll escalate to either 'i'll get you more food if you get me a zoomer bae' or 'get me a zoomer bae or no more food from me' hence the reason he's bragging so much about providing for these people right now

Mark my words - right now he's planning to take full advantage of rule of acquisition 111: 'treat people in your debt like family: exploit them'

Ahh, delicious, smashed-up apple fritter pie with peanuts and BBQ chips crumbled on it.

That sounds worse than most of the food from fallout and klingon food combined

Also chalk another one up in the "buying friendship with food" column. He's such a single-cell organism

Rule of acquisition 121: 'Everything is for sale, even friendship' seems to apply here with his mentality

So just like with Catholics, Lucas is prepared to redraw his red line wrt Republicans when he's desperate enough. Is there a single one of his own explicit political stances he's unwilling to shit on when it's convenient?

Rule of acquisition 109: 'dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack' fits lucas's mentality to a T

Looks like a cat in the upper-left hand corner... I wouldn’t trust Lucas around animals.

Neither would I. Lucas is also too much of a dumbshit to realize some people will go absolutely ballistic on anyone who tries to harm their pet. I've seen people get guns pulled on them over doing that, and those were no idle threats at the time. Thats one line lucas had better be real careful about crossing

 

[Free the Pedos]

I’d rather dumpster dive than eat anything he cooks. At least then I’d know there wasn’t MRSA cum in my food.

Unlike Lucas, you wouldn't have to dumpster dive because you haven't been kicked out of the most forgiving homeless shelter in town for trying to assault women on their property.

Looks like a cat in the upper-left hand corner... I wouldn’t trust Lucas around animals. Guess these people trust him in their house though? wow

Maybe it’s the same flophouse on Elm he pissed all over?

I feel like that cat is standing so close because it's getting all of the deets to tell to its cat friends later. It also can't believe it's observing something like Lucas.

I think he's mostly indifferent to live animals, since he can't eat or fuck them. (Though there was the worrying time he likened his baby nieces to cats...)

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Unlike Lucas, you wouldn't have to dumpster dive because you haven't been kicked out of the most forgiving homeless shelter in town for trying to assault women on their property.

I feel like that cat is standing so close because it's getting all of the deets to tell to its cat friends later. It also can't believe it's observing something like Lucas.

I think he's mostly indifferent to live animals, since he can't eat or fuck them. (Though there was the worrying time he likened his baby nieces to cats...)

Also, let's not forget that when Suzanne left, to leave him in the house, when she filed the restraining order?

He mentioned that she took the cats with her.

And if I remember correctly, there was some mention of Lucas not treating the cats well.

Somewhere in there.

I think it may have even been in relation to his parents, in the sense that his mom had to teach him not to hurt the cats?

Might be wrong about the details on that, but I know I heard it in relation to Lucas, somewhere.

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

It was during one of the golden usb shows. Lucas says his mom would punish him for being mean to the family cat and dog.

Eta: he just posted a ig video. Looks like he's living with Issac.

 

[Goldaor]

He just posted a video, he is living with...ISAAC. He shows his hand to the camera "I'm brown hahaha".

 

[WonderWino]

He just posted a video, he is living with...ISAAC. He shows his hand to the camera "I'm brown hahaha".

The same isaac that barely tolerates him in his previous videos?

Oh yeah, this will totally end well for lucas

and i'll reiterate what I said about lucas trying to use food to worm his way in to getting info on the zoomer baes. He was already trying to pull this with isaac and getting pissy that it wasn't working

 

[ThomasAudley]

I’m not surprised it’s another goddamn boring game vid, every time he’s around other people his vids are about board games because he thinks it makes him look interesting and intelligent and important. Even Lucas knows his vids about sperm and gen z are inappropriate and he doesn’t do em around familiar company.

 

[A whole lotta nope]

Looks like a cat in the upper-left hand corner... I wouldn’t trust Lucas around animals. Guess these people trust him in their house though? wow

I didn't even notice the cat. I was too busy trying to figure out what the hell was under the BBQ chips.

I hope Lucas leaves the cat and any other pets that might be there alone. If not, I hope someone drop kicks him in his big bloated face.

 

[Wernology]

It was during one of the golden usb shows. Lucas says his mom would punish him for being mean to the family cat and dog.

Eta: he just posted a ig video. Looks like he's living with Issac.

Clearly she didn't punish him hard enough.

And I wonder how long it'll be before Isaac gets sick of him and kicks him out; all the rent money in the world can't make it tolerable to have to have Lucas as a roommate.

 

[TurdFondler]

He's living in a crust punk squat and they're gonna fleece him for every penny of his EBT card before stealing all of his shit and changing the locks.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I'm actually proud of Lucas.

He has temporarily parlayed his EBT into a spot under a roof. He is seldom do resourceful. Everyone wins. Lucas doesn't freeze to death. Isaac and his grew get to eat Lucas's food and take advantage of him, even if they have to be around him. And we get to enjoy watching the inevitable disaster unfold.

What will last longer: his cold, or his money?

Lucas has had domestic arrangements like this in the past. They've not lasted long, but they've been amusing.

 

[mothman96]

He just posted a video, he is living with...ISAAC. He shows his hand to the camera "I'm brown hahaha". View attachment 1771192

You've been trying to track Isaac down for an interview, so if he is located by one of your friends, have your friend tell Isaac to watch out for Lucas is known to be an abuser of cats.

 

[WonderWino]

Everyone wins

Isaac and his grew get to eat Lucas's food

....I'm not seeing where isaac is winning there. No sane person would ever willingly eat something lucas made

What will last longer: his cold, or his money?

Certainly not isaacs patience with him. That said lucas can barely hold on to his money and EBT funding for the first week on his own after he gets paid. He'll likely blow it all a few days into their 'arrangement' leading to his usefulness being at an end, leading to lucas inevitably getting robbed and kicked out sooner than he thinks

That said, somehow I get the feeling that isaac will inevitably go down in the history of wernology as cyril 2.0. At least from lucas's point of view. Like you said, these situations never end well for lucas, nor do they tend to last very long