🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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L. Duse said:
I have questions for former guntguards.

So how did he recruit you?

What is your usual interaction with @theralph as a jannie? What instructions does he usually give to you?

Anything embarassing about @theralph that we should know?

Why did you initially look pass him grooming a mentally ill Faith back at March?

What was the final straw for you to abandon Ralph? (That was answered. Being banned without any explanation.)
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Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa - I'm not nor have I ever been a Gunt guard. Just an occasional listener, an average dude who listens to this Jerry Springer shit to feed a strange itch in my brain. Thought that was all it was, not the fact that Jerry Springer choked his wife and tried to blackmail his pregnant GF into a 3-way relationship. I never took orders from Ralph, just the occasional lemon or Diamond if I have something dumb to say.

But now I've become so much more. I feel... .free. From some oppressive chains, I was unaware of.
 
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Sam Losco said:
@kh0st if you approach him IRL, he's going to come at you like he did that person in Phoenix. He will assault you first because he can't control his anger.
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I would looooove to see this happen. Seeing someone beat the absolute shit out of Ralph on his own IRL stream would be the purest nectar and ultimate kino. I'm talking bloody face, broken jaw, face stomped beaten.
I'm doubtful he would throw the first punch though, because we all know he only beats up women.

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Holy shit. OK, let's be clear.
I'm NOT advocating violence, or telling people to beat up Ralph. Relax, guys.
I just said I'd love to see it if it happened, and if you're being honest with yourselves, you'd love to see it too. If Ralph picked a fight with someone IRL (like he's done MANY times) and got his ass kicked, you would all watch it. You would all laugh your balls off over it. And it's totally OK to feel that way.
Saying "I'd love to see X" =/= wanting it to actually happen.
 
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Sriracha said:
If you notice, Faith constantly makes appeals for Ralph to care about her. She keeps referencing her mental health, she keeps making soft threats that his pressure on her makes her vomit and experience cramps i.e soft implying that she will miscarry the baby. She is trying to lead the conversation down a road that makes Ralph reassure her and want to take care of her.

She's still a fucking baby. She can't take care of herself worth shit and in her head she's still a kid that needs to be fathered. I cannot stress enought that this girl isn't even aware that she needs to make decisions herself instead of being forced to do them. The whole thing reads like a kid begging their dad not to take them to school because they don't want to go.

I don't feel sorry for Faith. I 100% believe that she was abused, I 100% believe she is going to go back to Ralph regardless of all of this and we have to remember that after he leaked the sex tape, she went back and got knocked up and burned all bridges with her family.

After everything went down and he assaulted her, Ralph was the one that suggested she go back to her family and stay there because he didn't think the Vickers would provide financially for him anymore after she went home. Even after Ralph actively cheated on her on stream, she was still fucking sending him diamonds giving him updates on the baby and supporting him.

Pantsu actively started getting sexually intimate with Ralph AFTER Faith got pregnant. She told Ade beforehand that she thought Ralph was disgusting but changed her tune after there was a potential child in the picture. Dick alluded to Digibro larping as a little girl getting fucked instead of the person fucking the little girl and he only started trooning out while he was with Pantsu, so when they were having sex what role do you think Pantsu was playing?

Didn't Pantsu also say she was molested? I cannot stress this enough, but why do you think pedophiles are most often children who are molested? It's because they use molesting a child as a corrective experience for when they were fucked. They feel in their minds that if they have sex with a child and it's like their fantasies of the kids actually enjoying it, it corrects all the fear, pain and confusion they felt when it happened to them. Everyone laughs about daddy issues, but girls who fuck older men are trying to correct the abandonment they felt from their dad leaving them by getting attention and support from an older man to give themselves catharsis. It's the same thing.

She is a dumb, opportunistic cunt and she is like Ralph where as long as she is gratified, she doesn't care who is hurt. It's about her feeling better.
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It bears repeating Pantsu also claimed to be sexually abused as a child, probably one of the only things she's said that I believe. Abusers were almost always abused themselves.

Purple Pepsi said:
I vaguely remember an episode of the Biggest Problem in the Universe where Maddox mentions that fucking a pregnant woman has the benefit of being a two-for-one special. Given Pantsu's interest in all things lolicunny, it's all I can think about when I hear about a Gunt/Pantsu/Pregnant Faith threesome.
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buying gf said:
Threesome? It's a foursome, possibly more if his gunt is sentient.
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Thumb My Butthole said:
Holy fucking shit, you guys. I just realized something with horrific implications.
Pantsu is such a fucking pedo that she's trying to fuck kids while they're STILL IN THE WOMB.
That's next level shit.
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IT'S AWWWWWWWRIIIIIITE
 
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Jump said:
I hope you mean verbally. Do not fedpost or make threats of violence on the karenfarms. This is a friendly gossip board.
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Absolutely and I don't mean even ironically. I will literally just keep questioning him over it until i get answers - I'm a man of peace and love (and sometimes autism)

And he will have a hard time "banning" me in real life.
 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
It bears repeating Pantsu also claimed to be sexually abused as a child, probably one of the only things she's said that I believe. Abusers were almost always abused themselves.
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Or they know that claiming so will ingratiate them to their interlocutors. It's "the debil made me do it" for the new age, really.
 
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Thumb My Butthole said:
I would looooove to see this happen. Seeing someone beat the absolute shit out of Ralph on his own IRL stream would be the purest nectar and ultimate kino. I'm talking bloody face, broken jaw, face stomped beaten.
I'm doubtful he would throw the first punch though, because we all know he only beats up women.
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lol calm down.
 
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Thumb My Butthole said:
I would looooove to see this happen. Seeing someone beat the absolute shit out of Ralph on his own IRL stream would be the purest nectar and ultimate kino. I'm talking bloody face, broken jaw, face stomped beaten.
I'm doubtful he would throw the first punch though, because we all know he only beats up women.
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We need a fed post rating. Maybe it can be a badge or a silhouette of a glowing person.
 
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kh0st said:
Absolutely and I don't mean even ironically. I will literally just keep questioning him over it until i get answers - I'm a man of peace and love (and sometimes autism)

And he will have a hard time "banning" me in real life.
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Make sure to pick one of these up on the way to Tampa so he can't avoid hearing you
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kh0st said:
Yeah dude - im not going to attack or hurt anybody in a physical altercation. Im not a tough guy, im an average viewer, just disgusted and blowing off some steam.
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I feel you. So just out of curiosity, what would you say is a ballpark estimate of how much you've donated to Ralph over the course of the show?
 
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