Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Koby_Fish]

I don't recall seeing this posted before, so apologies (and all the alarm clocks) if it was:

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Holy shit, Robert is fatter, uglier, and balder than ever. Imagine being that hideous and having the audacity to refer to others as subhuman. Not to mention his death wish expressed as a binge on two kinds of pasta and bread.

And don’t get me fucking started on these mayo ghouls lighting scented candles on the buffet table. Calling the Chipmans white trash is an insult to garbage.

 

[Ita Mori]

00s Bob would be shitting on today's Bob just like most people. He's become unhinged and lost in the twitter void. Moving picture Robert betrayed most of his beliefs and moral code (proud American, free speech, some sense of humility, etc) in an attempt to become "in" with the Hollywood/Media crowd he always admired. If Hollywood had embraced Nazism instead and we had insane 4th reich trannies preaching for a return to extreme nationalism, you bet Bob would be there to swallow it up. He'd be calling Mel Gibson the best thing Hollywood ever had and demanding Capt America be portrayed by an actual Freedom citizen and not a meek Canuck.

Shame, if Blobbert had more self-confidence instead of smugness, he might have had the nuts to be his own man and give his takes without caring about offending the new status quo that is the progressive stack.

 

[blablabla]

take your bets how this retard is going to inject himself in the cyberpunk release hype
a) muh trans representation
b) retarted political sperging
c) im too intellectual to play pc games
d) this games is going to make the CHUDS mad!

 

[Chad Holdenford]

take your bets how this retard is going to inject himself in the cyberpunk release hype
a) muh trans representation
b) retarted political sperging
c) im too intellectual to play pc games
d) this games is going to make the CHUDS mad!

Considering he doesn't play shit past the NES, his actual stance would be C. But of course, he has to stick his nose on what he doesn't know about, so he'll go with A, B and D at the same time.

 

[The tired cat]

Considering he doesn't play shit past the NES, his actual stance would be C. But of course, he has to stick his nose on what he doesn't know about, so he'll go with A, B and D at the same time.

Correction, he doesnt play shit unless its made by Nintendo, since he blew 60$ on that crappy Mario game that had 3 terrible ports of old Mario titles.

 

[Meriasek]

take your bets how this retard is going to inject himself in the cyberpunk release hype
a) muh trans representation
b) retarted political sperging
c) im too intellectual to play pc games
d) this games is going to make the CHUDS mad!

A and B for the most part, but will throw shade at how basic bitch the storytelling will be and whatnot to show everyone how smurt he is.
D is unlikely because ReeeeesetEra already decided that CDPR is killing six gorillion troons per day.

 

[Flexo]

Wait a minute here...

 

[Karl der Grosse]

It's like the Amityville Horror House's derpy little brother.

 

[Quixotic Man]

I love how every Chipman dinner looks like "shitty church potluck" at best and "unholy abomination against God" at worst.

 

[AnOminous]

"Do you not consider yourself superior to a Nazi?"
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1335731693047701514 https://archive.vn/UsvAX

Considering the word "Nazi" as uttered by a babbling loon like Bob is basically meaningless, I'd say not really. It basically just means a complete anal polyp like Chimpman is mad at you.

Thats what was amazing about Bernie. That he got as far as he did with the Socialist label because in the U.S. being labeled a socialist in politics is almost as bad as being labeled a pedophile.

The fact that Hillary could only win the primary by completely rigging it, and still barely won, should have been a huge wake up call, especially when it was to an disheveled open socialist who looks like he sleeps on park benches. Instead she plunged on, viciously attacking the Bernie supporters she needed to win over to win, and running possibly the most incompetent Presidential campaign I've ever seen in my life. She was the worst candidate I've ever seen, and that includes sacrificial lambs like Mondale who had no chance of winning. Unlike them, she actually permanently damaged the Democratic brand.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

take your bets how this retard is going to inject himself in the cyberpunk release hype
a) muh trans representation
b) retarted political sperging
c) im too intellectual to play pc games
d) this games is going to make the CHUDS mad!

You're selling him short. He's going to do all four in one clean swing.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

The fact that Hillary could only win the primary by completely rigging it, and still barely won, should have been a huge wake up call, especially when it was to an disheveled open socialist who looks like he sleeps on park benches. Instead she plunged on, viciously attacking the Bernie supporters she needed to win over to win, and running possibly the most incompetent Presidential campaign I've ever seen in my life. She was the worst candidate I've ever seen, and that includes sacrificial lambs like Mondale who had no chance of winning. Unlike them, she actually permanently damaged the Democratic brand.

It doesn’t help that with Biden winning, it’ll make the Democrats more vulnerable for a huge red wave than the Obama presidency.

I’ve been saying this a lot, but the Democrats need to disassociate themselves with people like Bob and SJWs like AOC and the Squad if they want to win back the working class.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Wait a minute here...
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A young lesbian couple in the neighborhood swears to this day that one dark night, some sort of "demonic pig creature" stared into their window, but nothing could ever be proven...

 

[AnOminous]

It doesn’t help that with Biden winning, it’ll make the Democrats more vulnerable for a huge red wave than the Obama presidency.

I’ve been saying this a lot, but the Democrats need to disassociate themselves with people like Bob and SJWs like AOC and the Squad if they want to win back the working class.

They need to quit getting married to idiot fringe issues nobody cares about or agrees with, like trooning out kids.

 

[Ashen One]

What's ironic is that Bob's trying to get into the good graces of Breadtube, who are, despite how they call themselves socdems when they try and appear moderate, communists or socialists.

I'm not leftist by any stretch of the imagination but I know a bit about Marxist theory, I've read the Communist Manifesto and Bob is literally the definition of bourgeois. He doesn't work for a living, he constantly denigrates and dehumanises the working class, his ”job” could only exist under a capitalist system and his political positions are, in orthodox Marxist theory, counterrevolutionary. Why, then, does he want to be associated with a group of people who would gladly send him to Siberia?

You're putting more thought into this than Bob has. Super Bob World works the same way as pop culture, there's a very clearly defined line between the good guys and the bad guys because having gray areas is problematic and yikes since how dare you show the other side may have reasons for doing what they do. If the "nazis" are the bad guys (and they are, pop culture has told me so!) then anyone who is against them have to be the good guys. And well, friendo, Bob is a good guy so he has to side with the good guys.

It's the same reason why people can tweet "I wish every white person had cancer and died an excruciatingly painful death. Even the children and babies. I'm being so sincere right now, this is not an exaggeration." and there will be hordes of white people falling over themselves to like the post and go "yaaas slay kween we whitey suck lol". Or rich young people cheering for socialism. They operate under the delusion that because they are "one of the good ones" the people who they are propping up (and who hate them) won't turn on them ever. Which has never happened in the story of mankind, because the useful idiots are among the first to get eaten.

Possible but I've seen the effort Bob puts in his work. He's lazy and bad at what he does and doesn't like to put effort into anything and is lazy.

Bob barely put any effort into his "personal" account before resuming his sperging on his "professional" one. And that's because something forced him to create that account, because we all know Bob wouldn't have done that by himself.

 

[instythot]

Yes, it is totally believable that Robert has lost enough weight to "reverse his diabetes"

Unrelated: Holy fuck, Bob is sporting a rack. One step towards the troon outcome, I guess

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Thank you to the hero who edited Robert’s thread title. Much improved.

 

[Quixotic Man]

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Yes, it is totally believable that Robert has lost enough weight to "reverse his diabetes"

Unrelated: Holy fuck, Bob is sporting a rack. One step towards the troon outcome, I guess

You have to remember that with the pandemic, Bob isn't getting his usual exercise of "stand in front of an arcade machine for a few hours to gamble for tickets."

It has been really hard on his health.

Edit: Bob's twitter is currently full of him retweeting people saying nice things about him (and trans simping, but that is all the time). What hurt his ego this time?

 

[Fwiffo]

I’ve seen this physique before...