Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob can say what he wants about Andray Domise, but we all know who has shit taste in fashion and worse hygiene.
 
Can you guys think of anything that could happen in Bob's life to make him stop being smug?

This year he has been let go by the Escapist, publicly humiliated by a woman he adored, and became an even larger (heh) joke than what he already was. All while being morbidly obese and horribly ugly.

And he's still smug on Twitter.

Bob reminds me of a joke by Louis CK. Something along the lines of "Have you ever looked at certain people and wondered: 'What keeps them going? Just looking at them made my day worse, imagine being that'?". That's how I feel whenever I see this cunt acting so smugly while being... That.
Absolutely nothing. Not even a personal visit from the Lord Himself, telling him that he's wrong. If anything, after he got over his shock, he'd be even smugger because God visited him, in person. He'd still manage to be smug even if he was drunk, broke, homeless and living out of a cardboard box in the worst alley in town, had lost both feet, the tip of his penis, his vision, and another 15 IQ points to diabetes, and was covered in his own stinking vomit, piss, and diarrhea. Which would actually be hilarious, to see someone that absurdly pathetic acting smug about it.
 
So what would Bobby propose to do with those peoples, those Nazis, who "were literally good for nothing to start with", especially if deradicallizing them is futile? The real Nazis have an answer that I'm sure The NotEugenicsBob would go wild with.

A black man who takes issue being unfairly called racist is "an unbalanced stalker".
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How dare you slaves rebel against your white master? Must be a mental illness!

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Nice Hollidays tree. And please keep in mind that Bobby made all those tweets that Ralph capped when he was spending time with his extended family.

I wonder what these superior gentlemen partake in parties?
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He has never stopped tweeting. In addition to slapfights he also sweet-talks Nymphomachy. Those tweets are boring so I spare you.
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You wonder if he had time to eat at all, or did he order his nephew and niece to spoonfeed him?
I'd be tempted to say it's store bought, but Film Bob's abomination of macaroni and cheese with expired fried chicken skin with blue cheese came in an aluminum disposable pan just like those, and I'd say someone had too much penne cuz they obviously made it into basic bitch pasta salad AND an indecipherable hot tomato-y pasta dish, alongside the basic bitch seizure salad which probably came out of a bag.
At least I HOPE one of those is pasta salad, because if both of those are hot pasta dishes, this is exceptional city.

I bet that charlie-brown christmas tree was on purpose tho.
 
I'd be tempted to say it's store bought, but Film Bob's abomination of macaroni and cheese with expired fried chicken skin with blue cheese came in an aluminum disposable pan just like those, and I'd say someone had too much penne cuz they obviously made it into basic bitch pasta salad AND an indecipherable hot tomato-y pasta dish, alongside the basic bitch seizure salad which probably came out of a bag.
At least I HOPE one of those is pasta salad, because if both of those are hot pasta dishes, this is exceptional city.

I bet that charlie-brown christmas tree was on purpose tho.
My mom always made food in actual glass or ceramic baking dishes, so it might be some personal bias in making me think stuff in aluminum dish = store bought.
 
My mom always made food in actual glass or ceramic baking dishes, so it might be some personal bias in making me think stuff in aluminum dish = store bought.
yeah I woulda thought so too, had I not seen bob's usage of it for stuff he brought over when he had holiday foods with his relatives. As for me and my household, we're partial to tupperware, at least where cold food's concerned. I guess bob doesn't own any pyrex 9x13 pans and instead opts for buying cheapass foil-type pans like those whenever he needs something to hold food in. Which really baffles me because the caesar salad is in aluminum thing but the fruit salad's in rubbermaid plastic.
 
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yeah I woulda thought so too, had I not seen bob's usage of it for stuff he brought over when he had holiday foods with his relatives. As for me and my household, we're partial to tupperware, at least where cold food's concerned. I guess bob doesn't own any pyrex 9x13 pans and instead opts for buying cheapass foil-type pans like those whenever he needs something to hold food in. Which really baffles me because the salad is in aluminum thing but the fruit salad's in rubbermaid plastic.
Buying and using those aluminum trays just seems like a waste to me. Yeah, they're cheaper, but once you use them you have to throw them away. Better to get a set of baking dishes you bake in and then run thru the dishwasher to use for something else.
 
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THE MARIO AND LUGI FIGURES NEXT TO THE FRUIT :story::story::story::story::story::story:

"There was nothing I could do" - darksydebob
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Earlier someone asked what keeps Bob going. This is it: he's completely deluded. Nothing's ever his fault, he never does anything wrong and everyone who hates him has no reason for it. He has created thick, thick mental barriers to keep himself from ever reflecting on his actions because if he did he'd completely fall apart. It would basically go like this, with a Mario cap on top.

 
Holy shit, I didn't even catch that! :story:
Do you think those are both Bob's, or do you think the Luigi might belong to Chris?
Bob seems like the type of uncle that would bring over Mario toys for his niece and nephew to play with. You know, trying to indoctrinate them into the cult of Mario early. I imagine Bob would legitimately be happier seeing Chris's son playing with a Mario toy over something like joining a sports team or getting the honor roll at school.

"Heh, looks like he's got some of the ol' Chipman DNA in 'em. 🥲"
 
is this like that one faggot who cried when his daughter watched some capeshit

because i'm starting to think that the chipmans should probably stop pissing in the gene pool

Since I'm pretty sure Bob's never known the loving touch of a woman (that wasn't on at least 20 different kinds of birth control/would probably abort ASAP if one slipped past the goalie :optimistic: ), I don't think he'll be pissing in it any time soon.
 
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To be fair, you need to drink a lot of Kool Aid to think that Bob is a genuinely good person.
If there's one thing that lefty Twitter has in plentiful supply it's Koolaid, so it's unsurprising that so many of them have a massive hardon for Bob.
I mean it makes perfect sense. I know every time I'm stuck in traffic I rant and rave about how the white working class stole my superior future by not voting in every democratic policy ever. Then I scream about how I want to put them all in camps and mass graves. All as joke obviously.
True. My friend was on the bus last Wednesday and it got stuck behind a cyclist. When he got off he'd grown a toothbrush moustache and he felt a desperate need to grab people and start concentrating them in camps.
As Diabeto himself said, "there are no bad tactics, only bad targets." The Left at large decided their entire morality is Orange Man Bad. Thus, they decided that the State, if it's fucking over their enemies, is in the right just because it's fucking over their enemies. Aside from being straight, white, and male, Diabeto is the same as any other leftist.
The difference between Robert and your average progressive is that he says the quiet part out loud. Most UK leftists, and I'd imagine this is the same across the pond, know that if they want to attack the working class they have to do so in a way that at least sounds ironic and try not to do so publically.
Moviebob, however, takes all the elitist ”jokes” about Republicans not knowing what they're voting for and Democrats being superior, and frames them in a way that makes it obvious that he agrees with them unironically.
As an American who watches European and world politics I can tell you in Mainstream American Politics there is no left. Well no left compared to you guys most Europeans would consider most of the American left center to center right. Thats what was amazing about Bernie. That he got as far as he did with the Socialist label because in the U.S. being labeled a socialist in politics is almost as bad as being labeled a pedophile.

So yeah Film Robert like many American leftists lean right and it's not only because of his weight. Also this is about his butt hurtness over them going after his Queen Hillary he might had been pro Wikileaks if not for that.
The main differences between American and UK politics are that:
1) taking a socially conservative position on gay marriage, abortion or capital punishment isn't political suicide
2) you can question the wisdom of universal healthcare without being called an evil Tory bastard who hates oUr nHs
3) the Democrats are a far broader church than the UK Labour Party.

In UK terms, Joe Biden would probably be a Lib Dem, most Democrats would probably be seen as Blairites, Bernie would be a Corbynista and AOC would be in the Greens.
"Do you not consider yourself superior to a Nazi?"
No. I feel that my beliefs are morally correct and that Nazism isn't morally correct, but I reject the idea that I'm superior to anyone, be they a Nazi or a Communist.

We're all made in the image of God and Bob would be a lot happier if he took a step back and realised that.
Well Bob under normal circumstances I imagine most people would say yes - had you and rest of the Twitter idiots not managed to redefine "Nazi" as "basic bitch 90's conservatism with some economic protectionism" these past four years.
And as I've said, calling moderates Nazis only makes moderates more likely to become radicalised.

It's not Call of Duty or Youtube that makes so many young men turn to the far right, it's the fact that these young men are already called Nazis just for holding beliefs right of Marx and being straight and white, so they're less averse to actual Nazis and more likely to join Nazi groups. Add that to the fact that if you're a teenager you're already more likely to join an extremist group (whether that's the BNP, ISIS or Class War) and you can begin to understand why teenagers turn to the far right.
 
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Robert isn't that divorced from reality that he doesn't know why this shit keeps happening to him.

Sure, there are people that lack self-awareness and the ability to acknowledge accountability, and Robert certainly shows that, but not to the extend that makes it cartoonish goofy, something akin to what Michael Scoot would say and do.

But I don't think his constant dependency on twitter is doing him any favors to Robert's mental health. No way I'm saying he is in the same league as some trully nut jobs that we see on twitter, but if you take a look at Robert in the early 2010, he wasn't like that.

Acting like a martir, as if the world hates you for no other reason than just being won't do you any favors Robert. Like I said, I think he knows why this keeps happening to him, but I think by now he just can't help himself, he has been playing this victim role that he just can't let go of it.

But here is the funny thing, he doesn't need to acknowledge anything, at least not in public. All he needs to do is to SHUT THE FUCK UP for at least a couple of months.

Even fucking Dobson of all people managed to that, and look, it isn't like if Dobson comes back he will be everybody's favorite artist, but right now, there isn't much else to talk about the guy either, and his thread on kiwi is getting slower and slower.
 
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AND AS I'M WRITING THIS HE'S STILL TRYING TO PROVE HIS POINT WITH THAT NON-BINARY TWINK!
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He's also losing ground with other alphabet people
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Side note, why do these faggots have to ruin things I like like MST3K? Y'all idgits ruined The Gauntlet by making it an ADHD, unfocused, joke vomit mess.
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Looking at Berlin and thinking "yea what happened there was a good thing" is a scorching hot take to say the least.

I guess add one more to the "insane bullshit Bob thinks" pile.
 
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Joel was an SJW in the early 90s before it was even a thing, sneering about 'the white male reality' to admittedly racist/uneducated fare like 'Jungle Goddess.' Even knowing this, I dropped some cash on the remake Kickstarter and what do I have to show for it? Felicia Day and Patton Oswalt. My bad.
To be honest, Patton Oswalt was actually funny there, Felicia Day, however? Yeah, no bloody clue why she was kept there, the bitch was just terrible. I get she got the role because of clout like Critical Role and The Guild, but why they kept her is anyone guess
 
"Do you not consider yourself superior to a Nazi?"
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I did find someone who's not innately superior per se
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I do believe that mirror version would definitely hate this version of himself
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But not to be outdone Bob fires back at the first troon
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I was unaware of who this Lily person was till @nlanpro informed me and I am full staff in anticipation on seeing if love can bloom in a flame war.

So Bob told a progressive black man "You don't know what actual racism is you stupid nigger", in so many words, and now he's picking fights with non-binary twinks? If he keeps this up will he drunkenly take swings at one of his angels? @DZoomer this is why I said nothing will make him not smug. Bob cannot be wrong and he will mulch whoever it takes, be they POC or one of the alphabet people, to keep himself right. As of now HE IS STILL CLAIMING HE WAS RIGHT IN CALLING OUT THE BLACK GUY!

Be warned, there is a bit of build up.
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"Heh. You see I am technically right in my own definition of telling that coon he doesn't know what racism is you plebian"

AND AS I'M WRITING THIS HE'S STILL TRYING TO PROVE HIS POINT WITH THAT NON-BINARY TWINK!
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Back to the combative troon
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I gotta get sleep at some point but this is too much fun

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Good God, this is his life? Fighting with spastic niggers & deranged trannies about politics?
Anyone who's not a spastic, tranny, or Moviebob has won over them in life and is innately more deserving of the "superior future".
As pathetic and white-trash gross as TheChippa is, I'd rather sit on his moldy carpet and listen to him talk about Blockbuster than spend one day in Bob's basement. Watching him lay down gobbling McDonald's and tweeting with hands riddled with fry grease.
Obese, insane, and lazy; the literal worst of society.


This probably is one of the most ideologically diverse sites on the entire web and it's awesome for it.

All thanks to actual free speech. You can't censor any frame of thought when you can call anyone being stupid as such.
This is why radical leftists (and fundamentalist righties of yore) lowkey hated free speech. You can't bind people to your shit ideas if they can revolt.


"Do you not consider yourself superior to a Nazi?"
About as much as I feel superior to a communist or their sympathizers.


Well Bob under normal circumstances I imagine most people would say yes - had you and rest of the Twitter idiots not managed to redefine "Nazi" as "basic bitch 90's conservatism with some economic protectionism" these past four years.
It's hilarious neo-Marxists think their flavor of Communism is somehow better than their redefined Nazism. (And even then, you tards actually brand yourselves as Commies, while the people you branded as Nazis never accepted the title to begin with).
Average Joe would punch the Nazi then shoot the Commie. The idea of thinking you can make your historically perverse ideology the good guy is inane.
Using a capeshit example even Bob can understand; it'd be like Brainiac trying to convince everyone he's the real hero and that Darkseid is the actual meanie.
No, you idiot; both you and the King of Apokolips win the ire of the Justice League.


P.S. "Your dirt on me being a shitstain is old so it doesn't count" is a shit counter-argument. Bobby's angels are so retarded even their allies are calling them stupid.
 
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