Containment Random Chris Updates

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Missed this earlier.

Passe' means out of date, out of fashion, no longer relevant.

"But I digress" will never go out of style, tho.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

"But I digress" will never go out of style, tho.

Especially considering that all he does is digress.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Magi-chan must be hurt since his autistic wife doesn't like looking at his dick.

They probably mimic the relationship between Barb & Bob. Like how Bob was probably relieved he didn't have to look at or touch Barb's old, smelly piss flaps anymore once he couldn't get it up. I bet that even in Chris' imagination, Magi-Chan still has headaches every night.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

They probably mimic the relationship between Barb & Bob. Like how Bob was probably relieved he didn't have to look at or touch Barb's old, smelly piss flaps anymore once he couldn't get it up. I bet that even in Chris' imagination, Magi-Chan still has headaches every night.

The more I think about Chris's marrriage to Magichan the funnier it gets. Chris kept envisioning married life as being nothing but constant sex for so long and now that he claims to be married and a woman chris seems to be a total cold fish.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The more I think about Chris's marrriage to Magichan the funnier it gets. Chris kept envisioning married life as being nothing but constant sex for so long and now that he claims to be married and a woman chris seems to be a total cold fish.

Hmmm...I picture their marriage more like the the Bundy's from Married with Children.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

Fuck, I love accidentally very racist Chris

"Black only by genetic accident"
"Sunburn color"

It was originally "skin-burn color," which is even funnier.
EDIT: I wonder if some twitter enabler convinced him to change it because das raysiss.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

"But I digress" will never go out of style, tho.

On that note, my favourite CWCism has to be ”you don't have to tell me twice! But during the stone age...”.

Because, apparently, ”you have to tell cavemen twice”.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

On that note, my favourite CWCism has to be ”you don't have to tell me twice! But during the stone age...”.

Because, apparently, ”you have to tell cavemen twice”.

Classic chris logic: If he's seen or heard something, then everyone's seen or heard it, no matter how obscure it is and it requires no explanation.

 

[Meat Pickle]

Chris's opinion of a Sonichu theme song

Electric Goat

Chandler/Saint Interaction

Chris wants to return to Monke, shouldn't be too hard for him.

Chris wishes an OC a happy birthday

Chris simps for CosmicKeyframe

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris's opinion of a Sonichu theme song
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Electric Goat
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Chris wants to return to Monke, shouldn't be too hard for him.
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Chris wishes an OC a happy birthday
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Chris simps for CosmicKeyframe
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This posts has me fantasizing about slathering Chris' gunt with honey and leaving him tied in the vacinity of several bullet ant colonies.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

ball washer writes chris a song.
Chris: Get a pretty lady to sing it and give me a copy of it.

 

[Pixy]

Chris: Get a pretty lady to sing it

So Chris acknowledges he isn't either of those things?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

So Chris acknowledges he isn't either of those things?

Never! Christine is a beautiful woman, who makes sharting in public fun, feminine, and fashionable!

 

[Pickle Inspector]

So Chris acknowledges he isn't either of those things?

He‘s slowly getting more self aware, at least subconsciously, just like how he uses fan art as his online avatar from people who are far better artists than himself.

 

[pogo]

He‘s slowly getting more self aware, at least subconsciously, just like how he uses fan art as his online avatar from people who are far better artists than himself.

I think 2020 chris is about as divorced from reality as it comes. In every case it's much more likely that there's some sort of mental gymnastics going on than any sort of awareness.

 

[The Dude]

Hmmm...I picture their marriage more like the the Bundy's from Married with Children.

I always assumed that Magi-chan and Chris' marriage was one where Magi comes home after a long and stressful day, takes a look around a filthy and hoarded house to see his "wife" did sweet fuck-all while he was at work, pours himself a double bourbon to wash down a handful of Percocets to numb the pain of being alive, drinks straight from the bottle the rest of the night, then finally snaps and has a domestic violence incident when Chris comes bothering him for attention/money/food/whatever.

Also, that Shiny Sonichu is proof that when you polish a turd, it's still a turd.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I always assumed that Magi-chan and Chris' marriage was one where Magi comes home after a long and stressful day, takes a look around a filthy and hoarded house to see his "wife" did sweet fuck-all while he was at work, pours himself a double bourbon to wash down a handful of Percocets to numb the pain of being alive, drinks straight from the bottle the rest of the night, then finally snaps and has a domestic violence incident when Chris comes bothering him for attention/money/food/whatever.

Also, that Shiny Sonichu is proof that when you polish a turd, it's still a turd.

I see it as more like the Twilight Zone episode "Its a good life" with the kid with god like powers. Chris chan is the autistic god of Magichan's world, and Magichan has to think happy thoughts every day as Chris chan soniichu sits around in his house, does fuck all like you said, and Magichan knows if he doesn't think happy thoughts every second of every day, and constantly brown nose like that brain dead sycophant Sonichu, Magichan will get turned into a glass of fanta or get wished into the pickle field.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

I see it as more like the Twilight Zone episode "Its a good life" with the kid with god like powers. Chris chan is the autistic god of Magichan's world, and Magichan has to think happy thoughts every day as Chris chan soniichu sits around in his house, does fuck all like you said, and Magichan knows if he doesn't think happy thoughts every second of every day, and constantly brown nose like that brain dead sycophant Sonichu, Magichan will get turned into a glass of fanta or get wished into the pickle field.

Serves Magichan well for when he used to do the very same thing but on the hunt for "gay thoughts" instead.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I always assumed that Magi-chan and Chris' marriage was one where Magi comes home after a long and stressful day, takes a look around a filthy and hoarded house to see his "wife" did sweet fuck-all while he was at work, pours himself a double bourbon to wash down a handful of Percocets to numb the pain of being alive, drinks straight from the bottle the rest of the night, then finally snaps and has a domestic violence incident when Chris comes bothering him for attention/money/food/whatever.

I can imagine them being on CWCville's version of cops after Chris comes down in a white silk teddie, which is stained to hell and starts hassling Magichan for sex and money to buy Lego. Finally, a brawl erupts on the mayoral lawn butt naked with Chris telling neighbor to bring Barb who's bern dead for almost 3 years. Both Magi-Chan and Chris are arrested and sent to an all male prison.

 

[dollyllama]

Is Chris still Sonichu? because Goddamn I’m so bored of this saga