Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[murdered meat bag]

Is this probably due to coronavirus or some fuckery on Lowtax's part to delay his "vindication" even more?



The smart thing to do would have been to realize that you can never please troons and just ban all of them and start over with a new mod staff. It might not be profitable in the short term but that would be the only hope of revitalizing SA. On some level Lowtax has to realize that troons and soyboys are a cancer and it's best to just cut the tumor out now before it kills the host.

Now that SA is gone, Richard has absolutely nothing to show for his life and no income. No income, no family, his parents probably think he's a joke even as they fund his degeneracy, his older daughter hates him, he's in his mid 40s, and all he has to look forward to each day is taking some pills and washing them down with booze and passing out. Truly nightmarish and most people with principals would probably commit suicide if they were in his shoes.

it wouldn't have amounted to much, its the posters that made SA funny and those people have other places to be funny. Doesn't reddit do pppppowerbook type stuff? Why pay $10 for the privilege? Hell, MPC was the source for a lot of great alt-right memes that stopped once hangly made signups $20 plus no vpns. and before that was TNE which shuttered once Pleasureman realized that /pol was going to be home for the best memes.

is there anything funny happening at SA right now? Smorky's cartoons were funny but imitations are dime a dozen now on youtube.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

How topical. I wonder how far it will get if he actually streams Cyberpunk 2077 content.

e: Never mind, he's just doing a stream where he watches a mediocre black-and-white video about anger management and talks over it.

 

[tantric_depressive]

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How topical. I wonder how far it will get if he actually streams Cyberpunk 2077 content.

e: Never mind, he's just doing a stream where he watches a mediocre black-and-white video about anger management and talks over it.

Is he even capable of getting a brand new game to work on his PC?

 

[smackpops]

Is he even capable of getting a brand new game to work on his PC?

I went to his stream he was playing some shitty game like always. I asked about why not playing CP2077 he says it runs at like 2 fps on his pc.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Is he even capable of getting a brand new game to work on his PC?

Hard to tell. He tried a bit at first where he drank a Cyberpunk 2077 promo can of some energy drink and complained about how it tasted, now he's playing random garbage games and complaining that his free electronic entertainment isn't good enough.

 

[TinyKitty]

Hard to tell. He tried a bit at first where he drank a Cyberpunk 2077 promo can of some energy drink and complained about how it tasted, now he's playing random garbage games and complaining that his free electronic entertainment isn't good enough.

The descriptions here are always so much funnier than the actual stream.

 

[Maude Snew]

Is he even capable of getting a brand new game to work on his PC?

We all know how he is with money, odds are he's got a brand new rig with all the bells and whistles with the newest nvidia card he bought from a scalper at 300% markup.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Is he even capable of getting a brand new game to work on his PC?

No, he's trying to save up for a new one so he can play Dontrel the Dolphin 3D.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

it wouldn't have amounted to much, its the posters that made SA funny and those people have other places to be funny. Doesn't reddit do pppppowerbook type stuff? Why pay $10 for the privilege? Hell, MPC was the source for a lot of great alt-right memes that stopped once hangly made signups $20 plus no vpns. and before that was TNE which shuttered once Pleasureman realized that /pol was going to be home for the best memes.

is there anything funny happening at SA right now? Smorky's cartoons were funny but imitations are dime a dozen now on youtube.

You mixed up Hangly and Pman.

Gimmie my puzzle pieces.

 

[Ashen One]

I have kids and I assure you I am a better father than Lowtax.

Dudes who get women pregnant and skip town are better fathers than Lowtax, because they aren't actively fucking up their children's lives at the very least.

The descriptions here are always so much funnier than the actual stream.

The bar for that is so low, writing your own suicide note would be a funnier and less depressing experience than watching Lowtax's streams.

 

[murdered meat bag]

You mixed up Hangly and Pman.

Gimmie my puzzle pieces.

where you gonna post when null deletes the farms?

 

[tantric_depressive]

where you gonna post when null deletes the farms?

on lowtax's fridge

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

on lowtax's fridge

In lowtax's rented house he probably had put in place one of those $30k subzero brand ones like pelosi has, maybe he got influenced by a goons with spoons post. you say you're a gourmand and can't decide between a kenmore and a subzero, you aint a gourmand

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Dammit Richard, I'm still waiting for that VINDICATION

 

[proteus4994]

Dammit Richard, I'm still waiting for that VINDICATION

idk about Lowtax, but I’ll be honest, I’m feeling pretty fucking vindicated.

 

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

Tbh if Lowtax streamed something people actually liked watching along with his shit commentary, rather than something shit nobody likes along with his shit commentary, he probably would at least manage a bit more than just hovering below 400 views per video.

A dime a dozen generic twitch streamer has more appeal than this.

 

[Beavis]

Tbh if Lowtax streamed something people actually liked watching along with his shit commentary, rather than something shit nobody likes along with his shit commentary, he probably would at least manage a bit more than just hovering below 400 views per video.

A dime a dozen generic twitch streamer has more appeal than this.

Lowtax knows his streams are a dud and will only have the same 30-40 die hards watching, but he doesn't know what to do with himself.

 

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

Lowtax knows his streams are a dud and will only have the same 30-40 die hards watching, but he doesn't know what to do with himself.

I think what he should do is not repeat the same act that he seems to know is pointless and futile and giving increasingly diminishing returns, and try something different for once.

But given that was also his entire style of management when he used to own a dead gay website, I think what he should do is kill himself.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

I think what he should do is not repeat the same act that he seems to know is pointless and futile and giving increasingly diminishing returns, and try something different for once.

But given that was also his entire style of management when he used to own a dead gay website, I think what he should do is kill himself.

He should review exit bags. It’ll be more interesting than wacky zany PSAs about bike safety.

 

[Spunt]

Or he could emulate Shoenice and drink himself to death on stream. At least it would be worth watching.