Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[AnOminous]

It’s actually depressing how many simps Film Robert has. There’s at least 1347 people who are even more pathetic than him.

They'll even white knight him while he is visibly throwing a pants-shitting tantrum in the very thread they're defending him in.

If he ever got his consciousness uploaded into a robot body by Naomi Wu just before getting served moon wheat bread by an enslaved cishet white male, he'd find something to complain about in the scenario and that thing would be Trump's fault

He'd somehow get the robot body fat within a month.

 

[Cantercoin]

Meanwhile his Patreon begins its return to his pre Escapist firing 2.0 level.

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I really wanna know who the fuck keeps giving Bob more money because he always seems to bounce back in that regard

 

[Troonologist PhD]

I really wanna know who the fuck keeps giving Bob more money because he always seems to bounce back in that regard

They could probably get their own thread if Null approves a Blob sub forum.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

It’s actually depressing how many simps Film Robert has. There’s at least 1347 people who are even more pathetic than him.

I wouldn't feel too bad, the number keeps decreasing. He peaked after getting canned from The Escapist again, he won't ever reach that level again.

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

They'll even white knight him while he is visibly throwing a pants-shitting tantrum in the very thread they're defending him in.

He'd somehow get the robot body fat within a month.

"Looks like Bob Chipman's robo-body has chicken Mcnuggets stuck in the exhaust port AGAIN. We are going to have to get maitenence to go over and pry them out."
"How the fuck does this keep happening? These robot bodies don't need to eat! They don't even have mouths for Christ sake!"

 

[Water-T]

Blob looks like he's cross eyed but trying really hard to keep them uncrossed for the picture.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

They could probably get their own thread if Null approves a Blob sub forum.

Some of Bobs pathetic loser supporters actually do have threads here. Introducing Anthony Bapst. Wannabe Chris-chan troll/white knight, member of the TGWTG rip-off site Manic Expression, and all around furry embarrassment who is a fan of MovieBob.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/anthos...an-bapst-the-unknown-autobot-themagus772.309/

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Bob is back to creeping on his internet waifus again.

 

[instythot]

Some of Bobs pathetic loser supporters actually do have threads here. Introducing Anthony Bapst. Wannabe Chris-chan troll/white knight, member of the TGWTG rip-off site Manic Expression, and all around furry embarrassment who is a fan of MovieBob.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/anthos...an-bapst-the-unknown-autobot-themagus772.309/

While he's not a cow, I can't watch rlm when the bald fellow is on anymore. All I can think is "what the fuck do you even know about movies? You like Moviebob"

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I really really REALLY wish Disney would put Black Widow on stream so as to steal Bobby's Christmas Holidays and New Year.

Interestingly one of the guys (Tom, I believe) at Midnight's Edge, said that one of his sources informed him that the higher-ups Disney called a meeting after WB's announcement so that may yet come to pass. Bob is such an ignorant fool. If he were listening to the Mouse's quarterly reports, then he would realize that Disney's stock rose when they announced that Disney+ was going to be their focus going forward. They have no interest in helping the theatre chains.

Additionally, Bob complained when WB released Tenet in theatres because of health concerns over the coof, but complains that they are dumping their slate on HBO Max. Pick a damn lane and stay in it, you fat, rancid fuck.

 

[Quixotic Man]

It is only now that I realize that his name has been changed as well and not just the description

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To not double post
Ellen Page should be the next Robin/Nightwing because a teeny troon with a visibly receding hair line would be fantastic for the boy wonder because she still looks like a teenager I guess?

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1336139361927172096

https://archive.vn/iJTwF

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Nightwing should be played by a guy with a male stripper physique. Dick has been portrayed as super buff and handsome since basically his late Robin days.

Getting Ellen Page and her skinny ass physique would be horrible casting. Page looks too old to play a 12 year, and wouldn't be a convincing 20 year old heir to Batman either. It would be fucking comedic.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Chris has the nerve to beg for cash donations while posting pics taken in front of thousands of dollars worth of American Girl dolls that decorate his family room. The kids are obviously still being fed nonstop junk food and “meals” like two kinds of pasta with bread and vegetable oil spread. They make mayo ghouls look bougie.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Chris has the nerve to beg for cash donations while posting pics taken in front of thousands of dollars worth of American Girl dolls that decorate his family room. The kids are obviously still being fed nonstop junk food and “meals” like two kinds of pasta with bread and vegetable oil spread. They make mayo ghouls look bougie.

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So has Chris begun bringing out his kids to be used as props for his gibsmedat campaigns? Because if so that's a new low even for the Chipman's.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

It is only now that I realize that his name has been changed as well and not just the description

EDIT:
To not double post
Ellen Page should be the next Robin/Nightwing because a teeny troon with a visibly receding hair line would be fantastic for the boy wonder because she still looks like a teenager I guess?

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1336139361927172096

https://archive.vn/iJTwF

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The replies are filled with trannys and mentally ill people all for this and can be summed up by this one poor soul
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https://twitter.com/MegaNerd98

https://archive.vn/rEShP

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I'm sorry your parents vaccinated you Chris.

Nightwing is literally the biggest Chad of the DC universe in terms of social grace and charisma. Meanwhile, "Eliot" has his whole career based around bring awkward and probably doesn't have the screen presence to play riddler.

 

[Bolo]

Nightwing should be played by a guy with a male stripper physique. Dick has been portrayed as super buff and handsome since basically his late Robin days.

Getting Ellen Page and her skinny ass physique would be horrible casting. Page looks too old to play a 12 year, and wouldn't be a convincing 20 year old heir to Batman either. It would be fucking comedic.

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Yeah, no shit, it is already kinda of a joke about Nightwing being the "toy boy" of the DC universe, he probably has more ass shots than Star Fire.

But no joke, and ass shots aside, Dick Grayson might be on of the best characters for the DC comics, and one of my favorites for sure.

His solo stories in Bludhaven were written by some of the best in the business, like Chuck Dickson, and they are great, I would say even better than a lot of Batman's classics. Mix of crime noir and capeshit, and best of all, Grayson is a likeable character, hardly he fall into the Batman brooding and overall he is a nice and helpfull guy that you can't help to root for.

But you know what? While I like the comics, I'm way past giving a shit about series and movies, so I say, sure, let's go with Robert's pitches, or any other equally insane proposition.

No way Ellen Page can play Robin, even with makeup, she looks rough, Robert is streching saying she looks like a teenager to claim those brownie points. But Nightwing? put on those cotton fake muscles costumes they used on Batfleck and use some creative camerawork for the height and let's go.

At this point, the only thing that can make me check out capeshit ever again is for them to go batshit insane. Just go turbo on whatever current year politics are, get people pissed off, make Spiderman suck cock, make Nightwing trans, let him explain how wayne tech managed to make him a man. Go nuts assholes, or better, take off the nuts, if MCU Sue Storm ain't a trans woman, we riot.

Nightwing is literally the biggest Chad of the DC universe in terms of social grace and charisma. Meanwhile, "Eliot" has his whole career based around bring awkward and probably doesn't have the screen presence to play riddler.

You think Robert even knows about Nightwing's character traits and how he behaves? Or if he even takes that in consideration whenever he goes into his little twitter pitches for ass pats?

Because Robert is only here for the "yas queen" circle jerk. he doesn't really give a shit about the original comics or even to see the character portraited in a compeling manner. This is the only thing Robert gives a shit:

Whenever Robert talks comics or videogames, you can tell the stench of wikipedia coming from his mouth. Not gonna ride a high-horse over meaningless capeshit bullshit, so whatever, but you ain't fooling anybody Robert, you fucking poser.

 

[Commander X]

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"Every time I try to figure out what it is I could've POSSIBLY done to make the world treat me as it does, I only come back to one answer: I was born."

 

[Pagliacci]

Looks like Spetsnaz is at it again:

 

[Vesperus]

Ellen Page is a Morlock:

Bob is the sad fat Eloi wishing he lived in a cave.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

That victory is less important then Biden's btfoing bernie Sanders. the butt hurt that flowed when he lost was wonderful

but that is lost if Bob who only hate Sanders because he "killed" Hillary's chance

Definitely.

It says a lot about Bernie and Trump that a candidate whose only qualifications were ”not being Bernie or Trump” kicked both of their arses.

He also campaigned in states where he needed the electoral votes to win, unlike Hillary spending the last phase of her campaign literally just trying to drive up the popular vote in California, then losing a bunch of states Obama had won.

That, and she made a lot of gaffes while Biden was kept in the basement to stop him being racist.

Remember ”Pokemon Go to the polls”?

We actually already have an example of how Bob would act if one of his faves became "problematic":
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As you said he really does act like it was the death of a family member, complete with people giving him "condolences" and everything. All this drama over the grave sin of a guy not blaming white men for everything. THE HORROR.

At this point, wokeism is just another new age cult, set up for people who have never been in a church but fill the place of God in their lives with cancelling someone on Twitter for disrespecting Saint George of Minneapolis, Saint Anita of Games Journalism and Saint Alexandria of the Bronx, or attacking heresies in ways that would make the Spanish Inquisition look like ecumenicists.

I think the "Why don't you feel superior to a Nazi" tweet interesting for a multiple reasons. Mostly because it's a bizarre thing to consciously say, has odd phrasing, and it's a pretty good example of him randomly using his favorite word "Superior" and makes you think about why he's fixated on that.

Because he's a eugenicist, and, as such, views some people as superior and some as inferior.

Meanwhile his Patreon begins its return to his pre Escapist firing 2.0 level.

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$4,500 per month?

Jesus wept.

Bobby suffers "slander". Again.
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Robert, as you'd know if you ever bothered to learn something in your life, slander is spoken whereas libel is written.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Yeah, no shit, it is already kinda of a joke about Nightwing being the "toy boy" of the DC universe, he probably has more ass shots than Star Fire.

But no joke, and ass shots aside, Dick Grayson might be on of the best characters for the DC comics, and one of my favorites for sure.

His solo stories in Bludhaven were written by some of the best in the business, like Chuck Dickson, and they are great, I would say even better than a lot of Batman's classics. Mix of crime noir and capeshit, and best of all, Grayson is a likeable character, hardly he fall into the Batman brooding and overall he is a nice and helpfull guy that you can't help to root for.

But you know what? While I like the comics, I'm way past giving a shit about series and movies, so I say, sure, let's go with Robert's pitches, or any other equally insane proposition.

No way Ellen Page can play Robin, even with makeup, she looks rough, Robert is streching saying she looks like a teenager to claim those brownie points. But Nightwing? put on those cotton fake muscles costumes they used on Batfleck and use some creative camerawork for the height and let's go.

At this point, the only thing that can make me check out capeshit ever again is for them to go batshit insane. Just go turbo on whatever current year politics are, get people pissed off, make Spiderman suck cock, make Nightwing trans, let him explain how wayne tech managed to make him a man. Go nuts assholes, or better, take off the nuts, if MCU Sue Storm ain't a trans woman, we riot.



You think Robert even knows about Nightwing's character traits and how he behaves? Or if he even takes that in consideration whenever he goes into his little twitter pitches for ass pats?

Because Robert is only here for the "yas queen" circle jerk. he doesn't really give a shit about the original comics or even to see the character portraited in a compeling manner. This is the only thing Robert gives a shit:

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Whenever Robert talks comics or videogames, you can tell the stench of wikipedia coming from his mouth. Not gonna ride a high-horse over meaningless capeshit bullshit, so whatever, but you ain't fooling anybody Robert, you fucking poser.

Bob is obviously imagining Ellen Page from one of her earlier roles. He's forgotten that people don't remain in a stasis and will actually change over time. Just like Bob's version of Nightwing is just Robin the Boy Wonder (age 12) in a black and blue suit.