NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[Ctrl+Alt+Rt]

This guy interrupts the reeeing about CDPR genociding gamers with defective brains:

What, a blue checkmark with "Honest" in his handle is anything but? Next you're going to tell me that the other controversies over Cyberpunk were overblown!

Former mod's modest proposal: let's eat the game journalists.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Former mod's modest proposal: let's eat the game journalists.

Oh shit, Sweet Nick is definitely still a man. He's a gator.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

This guy interrupts the reeeing about CDPR genociding gamers with defective brains:

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What, a blue checkmark with "Honest" in his handle is anything but? Next you're going to tell me that the other controversies over Cyberpunk were overblown!


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Former mod's modest proposal: let's eat the game journalists.

@Andrew_Noah_Patton answer for yourself.

 

[The Last Boyscout]

I'm gonna be real curious to see how much user review bombing there'll be on launch day. it could still be significant, since there's potentially as many people interested in shittalking this game till kingdom come as there are people blindly hyping it up.

I do know, tho, that if user reviews don't wind up mixed, than either way one of the two groups will be salty beyond belief...and if it turns out to be Reeee's side that's the one, then hoo-ee! the most plutonium-grade nuke of rage is yet to come!

 

[jackwire]

All this CyberPunk salt has me feelin the spirit of 2016 again. Nazis everywhere! Dog whistles! Genocide on the horizon! I'm quitting gaming forever/moving to Canada so I don't have to associate with Garbage People!

 

[Dick Justice]

I'm 15 pages behind on the thread so give me all your alarm clocks but I've gotta say
Red rover, red rover, send Android Sophia right over. The way Sophia's getting done by the inmates if ［s］he doesn't leave it's only a matter of time before ［s］he joins the 41%.
As an avowed racist, mysoginist, transphobic, janny hating forum I can guarantee the farms are still a friendlier and more welcoming place than reeeeeee.

P.S. Why do we call them inmates, anyways? As unbelievable as it is they're all there by choice.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

I'm gonna be real curious to see how much user review bombing there'll be on launch day. it could still be significant, since there's potentially as many people interested in shittalking this game till kingdom come as there are people blindly hyping it up.

I do know, tho, that if user reviews don't wind up mixed, than either way one of the two groups will be salty beyond belief...and if it turns out to be Reeee's side that's the one, then hoo-ee! the most plutonium-grade nuke of rage is yet to come!

Don't lose perspective over the crazy feast in this thread. The vast majority of gamers is excited af about this game. This "controversy" hasn't made it into mainstream because it's way too fucking crazy. Would not worry about review bombing unless the lunatics bot the shit out of it.

 

[VileZero]

Time to start making accounts on Neogaf named after well know Era members.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

TheQuartering is a cow but his video on the Gamespot reviewer is still funny like the "too much water" shit lmao

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

I'm telling you the insane, impotent hysteria of RetardEra is really enhancing my Cyberpunk experience. It is just an enless fountain of lulz I don't know if it's ever going to stop. It's just a lot of fun.

Is someone going to work themselves into such a awful fit of rage and despair that they off themselves? I've got my popcorn ready.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

I'm telling you the insane, impotent hysteria of RetardEra is really enhancing my Cyberpunk experience. It is just an enless fountain of lulz I don't know if it's ever going to stop. It's just a lot of fun.

Is someone going to work themselves into such a awful fit of rage and despair that they off themselves? I've got my popcorn ready.

My bet is on this guy:

NEVER FORGET

 

[moocow]

Jannies get the bullet too, piss on their corpses along with the corpse of Black Chamber.

I swear to christ ... if these dainty coward mods had any balls whatsoever they'd ban these whiny bitches for all this "mod whining."

For fuck's sake, jannies, say "no" to these freaks. Just once! It'll get rid of all your troublemakers in one shot!

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

TaySan or whatever that poster's name is with the Pop Team avi is or was at least a few months back still posting on Gaf so it'd be funny to see them get called out for it given they're usually lockstep with most of the other big names on Era on most issues. Watching them react to being called a Nazi for posting on Gaf would probably be comedy gold.

Just turn it off retard

 

[White Devil]

I can't wait for some ReetardEra janny to lose their shit and begin the Tranny Holocaust.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

Another example of someone getting banned just for posting on GAF

Bonus:

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

Ghosts of Tsushi won the Game Awards fan poll after Neil Fuckmann posted a tweet begging people to vote for his game to "own the haters"

Cue massive amounts of salt

You'd think for a forum full of 100% like-minded individuals they'd be capable of organizing counter gayops against those evil channers but here we are

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something something play stupid games win stupid prizes something something

There's something really ironic about Era championing completely unfounded rigged election claims but I can't quite put my finger on it

The very next post points that out and gets banned for it

Yeah it's not like anyone actually liked the game which is why it was nominated in the first place or anything

awards are only valid when I agree with them

"Can it be that simple people liked more GoS?"

 

[Denmark Mafia]

Tylker Malka the absolute madman

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/neogaf-cyberpunk-2077-mix-it-up-photoshop-contest-giving-away-seven-copies-of-cyberpunk.1580881/

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

"Here's how Naughty Dog can still win"

The most underrepresented minority group out there: white lesbians

>CDPR avi

gamerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

muh russian bots

"it's ok when tlou fans vote spam XD"

I dare you to try and explain this ban

Spergington gets 2 weeks to cry about TLOU losing in isolation

these are all taken from the 1st and last (12) page of the thread because I don't hate myself enough to go through the entire fucking thing: https://www.resetera.com/threads/ghost-of-tsushima-wins-tga-2020-player’s-voice-award.340492/

 

[Denmark Mafia]

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"Here's how Naughty Dog can still win"

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The most underrepresented minority group out there: white lesbians

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"it's ok when tlou fans vote spam XD"

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I dare you to try and explain this ban

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Spergington gets 2 weeks to cry about TLOU losing in isolation

these are all taken from the 1st and last (12) page of the thread because I don't hate myself enough to go through the entire fucking thing: https://www.resetera.com/threads/ghost-of-tsushima-wins-tga-2020-player’s-voice-award.340492/

What the fuck. What if TLOU2 doesn't win Era GOTY? Will they also blame the 4chan Gamer CHUD for "rigging the election"?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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The very next post points that out and gets banned for it

I've seen a number of these recently on the banbot and I love that they ban people for making entirely valid Trump comparisons now. Hitler comparisons? Stalin? Comparing EMTs to Nazis? Outright calling other posters Nazis? Whatever. Fine. We know what you really mean. But comparing another poster to Trump? TOO FAR you just crossed the line buddy! BAN BAN BAN