🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Haru Okumura said:
There should definitely be a dedicated Tampa Road Rage thread, at the very least. An IRL crossover of about 10 cows will be ridiculously hard to manage if it's spread across the threads for Ethan, Dax, Digibro(?), Mersh, Baked, the IP2 community, etc.

It should probably be in this board, too, since if it's in Community Watch or Happenings or wherever else, regular users of the most relevant cow threads (which are almost all in this board) will be less likely to see it, even if it's linked on the front page.
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Jesse PS, from Pod Awful, is buying tickets for some of his viewers to go heckle this Tampa Road Rage thing. But, his beef is with Mersh and Dax more than anything. It's going to be a shit show for sure.
 
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Immortal Technique said:
Jesse PS, from Pod Awful, is buying tickets for some of his viewers to go heckle this Tampa Road Rage thing. But, his beef is with Mersh and Dax more than anything. It's going to be a shit show for sure.
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Jesse might actually churn out some entertaining content. The world has been turned upside down!
 
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Vetti said:
Jesse might actually churn out some entertaining content. The world has been turned upside down!
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The thing is he doesn't have to be actually funny, witty or anything in person with Ralph. All he has to be is annoying and slightly physically threatening (which is everyone normal height and above to Ralph) and it could turn on Ralph's fight or flight response forcing some kind of entertaining content. Maybe Ralph will take a page out of his buddy Baked Alaska's playbook and break out the content spray.
 
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Disheveled Human said:
Damn I never thought I would see the day Ralph would move on up to the big leagues and get his own Board at least we can now archive things in a less muddled manor, I can already tell the Gator thread is gonna be filled with his cringe tweets LMAO.
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He and his Gunt will now stand with fellow GG alum Mrs. Wu.
 
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GayestFurryTrash said:
Also, does anyone think Ralph will realize Pantsu only wants to be around to groom the child into a fuck toy before or after she gets tired of sucking his micropenis?
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I don't think he cares. People already said he's all about instantaneous gratification. If she wants to suck him off now (or pay the bills) that's all that matters, her eventually not wanting to is not relevant. He won't ruin a "good thing" now over something that didn't happen yet. Later, once she stops being useful to him he'll talk mad shit about her as he does with everybody he "respected"
 
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GogglyGoblin said:
No. There is no difference. Just leak them.
I cannot take your word that there is nothing in them given we have proof of Elric confessing it was all a gay op from the start (unless it was a joke).
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If you can't pick up on the sarcasm Elric's post was drowning in, you should kill yourself.
If you want the entire convo, ask Squire to post it.
Schlomo Silverscreenblatt said:
Ok so now that bullshit is done.
@Sam Losco any planned leak screenshots for tonight streams or what?
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Not sure.
 
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RichardRApe said:
The thing is he doesn't have to be actually funny, witty or anything in person with Ralph. All he has to be is annoying and slightly physically threatening (which is everyone normal height and above to Ralph) and it could turn on Ralph's fight or flight response forcing some kind of entertaining content. Maybe Ralph will take a page out of his buddy Baked Alaska's playbook and break out the content spray.
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Him just literally being there, not saying or doing anything, will simultaneously trigger Ralph, Dax, and Mersh. Remember that infamous incident where Sargon got a front row seat to a panel with Anita Sarkeesian, and she fipped out and called him out as a "garbage humab being. Well now imagine that, but three belligerent drunks with thin skins, instead of a bitchy Armenian.
 
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I guess Ethan's planning to eat the new Apple headphones:

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A Humble Ewok said:
Well now imagine that, but three belligerent drunks with thin skins, instead of a bitchy Armenian.
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It would be delicious irony watching Ralph react like Anita of all people, just drunker, more pathetic and less accomplished.
Haru Okumura said:
I guess Ethan's planning to eat the new Apple headphones:
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lmao
 
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Truly Rural said:
I don't think he cares. People already said he's all about instantaneous gratification. If she wants to suck him off now (or pay the bills) that's all that matters, her eventually not wanting to is not relevant. He won't ruin a "good thing" now over something that didn't happen yet. Later, once she stops being useful to him he'll talk mad shit about her as he does with everybody he "respected"
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Yeah, I guess I'm expecting too much thinking that he'd care about his child not being preyed upon but I suppose worrying about that would get in the way of all his winning.
 
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