🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Schlomo Silverscreenblatt said:
I think because at the end of the day,(I think) Gator is almost a normal guy who doesn't actually care about politics that much, it's clear he only got into politics even to his tiny amount via gamergate. The best thing you can say about gator is that if ralph didn't exist he wouldn't be known like he is now
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Well according to the oldfag himself he is a lifelong republican that was a teapartier that canvased during bush. But that might be as real as his blonde puerto rican gf
Haru Okumura said:
I guess Ethan's planning to eat the new Apple headphones:

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550 dollars? What the fuck.. I tought i had extravagant tastes when i bought my boses.
I tought Ethan had a s20?
 
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Sam Losco said:
If you can't pick up on the sarcasm Elric's post was drowning in, you should kill yourself.
If you want the entire convo, ask Squire to post it.

Not sure.
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I'm sorry I offended your super friends on the secret DM chains.
I just wanted to see what was so important to keep secret that neither the fags working with Elric nor the PPP squad wanted the rest of the thread to see.
 
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Short and Sweet.
UNABORTABLE.

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Vanquished Phoenix said:
You would condemn me to going back to page 1?!

Honestly, I don't have the time or the willpower to sift through all of this to make the OP it deserves. I'm not joking when I say you would need a team of people who divide the thread into sections to make a concrete summary of the life and times of Ethan Oliver Ralph - or one super-autist, the ultimate NEET samurai, someone who has near unlimited free time, a hatred of Ralph, and the actual writing skills to do it justice.

They would also have to be functionally insane or immune to The Gunt's magic. Studying Ralph has a habit of making people go insane. Look at what it did to @Jester69 or users on here who have attempted restreams/recaps - even PPP had to break from it. Many victims.

I'm not joking, and I wish there was a better way, but maybe we should just link all of This Just In or ask him to make a supercut video of all his Ralph stuff?
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@BOLDYSPICY! This has you written all over it. Make a summary every 30 pages or so, but do it your way. I know I'm making a Machiavellian request like Tea Clips but nobody has time to read 30 pages per minor happening.
 
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GayestFurryTrash said:
Yeah, I guess I'm expecting too much thinking that he'd care about his child not being preyed upon but I suppose worrying about that would get in the way of all his winning.
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Ralph holds grudges. He's always looking for a "I told you so" moment. He doesn't want anything to do with this baby because he can't get over his resentment of the Vickers. That's not how a man acts btw. It's embarrassing but that's how Ethan was raised.
 
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Kenobi said:
Well according to the oldfag himself he is a lifelong republican that was a teapartier that canvased during bush. But that might be as real as his blonde puerto rican gf

550 dollars? What the fuck.. I tought i had extravagant tastes when i bought my boses.
I tought Ethan had a s20?
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He does, but as somebody pointed out recently, he also has tweets that were posted from an iPhone.
 
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RichardRApe said:
The thing is he doesn't have to be actually funny, witty or anything in person with Ralph. All he has to be is annoying and slightly physically threatening (which is everyone normal height and above to Ralph) and it could turn on Ralph's fight or flight response forcing some kind of entertaining content. Maybe Ralph will take a page out of his buddy Baked Alaska's playbook and break out the content spray.
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Fuck Ralph, I want some Mersh/Dick content.
 
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Spitball of threads for a hypothetical board:

Shannon Gaines / Gator / TheGatorGamer [orbiter]
Randbot2020 / Ammo BoxHead [skitzo/orbiter]
Faith / FaiFai [bpd roastie/orbiter/demon mother]
Vicious Vickers /Matt Vickers/mattwvickers [proto Ralph]
May / Pantsu Party [orbiter]
Gunt Guards Pretoria [community watch]
Gunt gifs & cutouts
Gunt audio
Gunt multimedia
Ahalfwaycrook / Chris Kerr
[2nd degree orbiter/cuck]
The Ralph Abort - show commentary and reecaps
Gunt twitter - archive and comment on guntposts
Fat pig drama megathread
(Move ppp thread to this board and append orbiter tag, possibly Andy Warski as well)
Gunt pics IRL collect em all!
Gunts in the mainstream - collect Gunt mentions here
Rare gators thread [art]
Rare Ethans thread [art]

etc it pretty much writes itself

edit: almost forgot...
Ralph Jr / Lil Ralphie/ mini Gunt/ Joshua Conner Moon Jr / DemonBaby [horrorcow]
 
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GogglyGoblin said:
I'm sorry I offended your super friends on the secret DM chains.
I just wanted to see what was so important to keep secret that neither the fags working with Elric nor the PPP squad wanted the rest of the thread to see.
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He couldnt burn his sources! Even tough his one source was
Mundane Ralph said:
He does, but as somebody pointed out recently, he also has tweets that were posted from an iPhone.
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Dosent may have an iphone?
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I bought 2 pairs of WH1000XM3 (Basiclay the same headphones but an earlier itteration)
Nice sound, nice nc. But the build quality was fucking terrible 300 dollars for something that broke in 8 months the ear muff joints is enginered to fail as it is way to thin and plasticy compared to the rest of the headset.
 
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Cow Poly said:
Spitball of threads for a hypothetical board:

Shannon Gaines / Gator / TheGatorGamer [orbiter]
Randbot2020 / Ammo BoxHead [skitzo/orbiter]
Faith / FaiFai [bpd roastie/orbiter/demon mother]
Vicious Vickers /Matt Vickers/mattwvickers [proto Ralph]
May / Pantsu Party [orbiter]
Gunt Guards Pretoria [community watch]
Gunt gifs & cutouts
Gunt audio
Gunt multimedia
Ahalfwaycrook / Chris Kerr
[2nd degree orbiter/cuck]
The Ralph Abort - show commentary and reecaps
Gunt twitter - archive and comment on guntposts
Fat pig drama megathread
(Move ppp thread to this board and append orbiter tag, possibly Andy Warski as well)
Gunt pics IRL collect em all!
Gunts in the mainstream - collect Gunt mentions here
Rare gators thread [art]
Rare Ethans thread [art]

etc it pretty much writes itself
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needs a thread about ethan ralphs dad thumbing him and him thumbing cleo, a thumbed general
 
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Cow Poly said:
Spitball of threads for a hypothetical board:

Shannon Gaines / Gator / TheGatorGamer [orbiter]
Randbot2020 / Ammo BoxHead [skitzo/orbiter]
Faith / FaiFai [bpd roastie/orbiter/demon mother]
Vicious Vickers /Matt Vickers/mattwvickers [proto Ralph]
May / Pantsu Party [orbiter]
Gunt Guards Pretoria [community watch]
Gunt gifs & cutouts
Gunt audio
Gunt multimedia
Ahalfwaycrook / Chris Kerr
[2nd degree orbiter/cuck]
The Ralph Abort - show commentary and reecaps
Gunt twitter - archive and comment on guntposts
Fat pig drama megathread
(Move ppp thread to this board and append orbiter tag, possibly Andy Warski as well)
Gunt pics IRL collect em all!
Gunts in the mainstream - collect Gunt mentions here
Rare gators thread [art]
Rare Ethans thread [art]

etc it pretty much writes itself

edit: almost forgot...
Ralph Jr / Lil Ralphie/ mini Gunt/ Joshua Conner Moon Jr / DemonBaby [horrorcow]
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I'd throw in a "Gunt Chronology" thread that bullet points key events like his arrest/release, his Youtube banning, the implosion of Stream.me, involvement in Gamergate, his divorce, ect.
 
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Kenobi said:
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I bought 2 pairs of WH1000XM3 (Basiclay the same headphones but an earlier itteration)
Nice sound, nice nc. But the build quality was fucking terrible 300 dollars for something that broke in 8 months the ear muff joints is enginered to fail as it is way to thin and plasticy compared to the rest of the headset.
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Yeah apologies, a bit off topic, from what I experienced The Sony's have some nice tech in them (Multiple Audio Codecs, Noise Cancellation) but I found the amount of pressure the earpads put on your head for the noise cancellation to be extremely uncomfortable after 15 minutes of use. Literally would sweat in an air-conditioned office due to this, traded them in for QC35's. Bose may be way behind in terms of tech but they're just so damn comfortable in comparison.
 
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