Cyberpunk 2077 Grieving Thread

Judge Dredd said:
I don't own VR, but I've been following it recently and it's interesting to see the narrative shift. We've gone from "VR is just a gimmick, it'll be dead in a year" with links to that Crowbcat video, to "VR is great" when Half-Life: Alyx came out.
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And the reality is definitely somewhere in the middle: It won't be dead in a year and it is not great.

I legitimately had more fun with Red Alarm on the Virtual Boy than with most (not all) VR games. I know they tried to make a new VR Descent game but that was over thinking it. They just need to port the original Descent to VR at a higher resolution. Or fuck it; port Red Alarm, wireframe models and all.
 
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Yongyea mentioned he still had content to do after he beat the game in his review. I don't know how that ties into any of the endings, but my guess is they do let you play afterwards?
 
HensKenKline said:
After going through days of leaks: God, is there a single attractive woman in this game that you'd want to fuck? Even the "pretty" ones look aggressively mediocre and actually ugly due to what looks like grimy often-sunburnt skin and shitty tattoos. In Witcher 3 almost every romance option including the prostitutes was hot, wtf happened, especially with those comparison photos. They had a perfectly attractive model design and uglified it. Horrifying.
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The chick from the very first teaser trailer.

Did she make it into the final game? How many dicks does she have and were her blade arms replaced with dildos?
 
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HensKenKline said:
According to wikipedia (which may be false) it does seem to be a real thing, but it doesn't go into detail about how long it has to be.

Either way, if I had a disease that can get me killed if I watch flashing lights, I'd probably have some common sense and expect flashing lights in an action game. And I would guess that there's also websites where people suffering from this can go for specialized movie/game reviews. I mean you wouldn't risk your life just to play the latest consoomproduct right?

Media is treating Trannypunk 2077 like they treat Trump at this point. Any flaw magnified because of the agenda.
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If only someone had warned Kurt "I'm teaching my kids about tentacle rape" Eichenwald.
 
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Secret Asshole said:
Also I think this game seems to make the error of letting its celebrity overshadow the player. BIG mistake.
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I think it's a terrible idea to include celebrities in any game. Not only does TP2077 have Mr.HeckinBreaftaking himself they also included a bunch of gay ass "e-celeb" easter egg characters too.
 
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Zeta_Reticulan said:
Because they've never experienced it IRL.
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You can't fuck an alien in real life.

Zeta_Reticulan said:
I think it's a terrible idea to include celebrities in any game. Not only does TP2077 have Mr.HeckinBreaftaking himself they also included a bunch of gay ass "e-celeb" easter egg characters too.
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Wasn't the breaktaking thing staged? I thought someone mentioned that before. It's the perfect reddit faggot bait.
 
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Zeta_Reticulan said:
I think it's a terrible idea to include celebrities in any game. Not only does TP2077 have Mr.HeckinBreaftaking himself they also included a bunch of gay ass "e-celeb" easter egg characters too.
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