Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Normally i feel bad for the cows that are legitimately crazy but Lucas would be a huge piece of shit with or without bipolar and it kinda pisses me off when he acts like its only because of his bipolar that he wants to fuck kids.

I have a friend with bipolar and their description of it was that it doesnt really change how you think all that much but more just how intensely it comes out. Lucas's bipolar just means instead of mumbling about wanting to fuck kids he screams about it

Exactly. If you watch the older videos with Lucas fresh out of the nut hut, heavily medicated and docile, he still spews the same kid fucking nonsense as he does when he is unmedicated and manic. Strip away his mental illnesses and what lies at the bottom of Lucas’s ID is the urge to bang underaged girls (and eat and eat and eat). All the while, he has an underlying sense of superiority that could only come from an overindulged and overprotected upbringing. He literally has not one measurable quality that should give him the sense that he is better than others, yet he carries himself like people should be in awe of his genius. He really is a piece of shit, mental illness has nothing to do with it.

 

[LeeLoo]

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Yikes, I’ve only been off the boards for two days, and already The Wern got the boot Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving sack of crap.

What are you going to do!

Also, lol at fat Lucas Werner posting this stuff. We have seen what he looked like as a kid!
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He is such an unbelievably stupid sack of shit! Not only was he and is he an obese pig, he’s revolting in every conceivable way, yet wants a “hot chick”. Fucking Lucas

Bad pic since he is so jumpy. Got take out and walking back to my car. Lucas is in the plaza with a big mess on the USB bar along with several blankets and his back pack. He got kicked out.
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That is one enormous silhouette of a fat faggot for someone who’s only 220 pounds.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Yikes, I’ve only been off the boards for two days, and already The Wern got the boot Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving sack of crap.

What are you going to do!

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He is such an unbelievably stupid sack of shit! Not only was he and is he an obese pig, he’s revolting in every conceivable way, yet wants a “hot chick”. Fucking Lucas

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That is one enormous silhouette of a fat faggot for someone who’s only 220 pounds.

Multiquote. just click add quote next to reply and combine it all into one post so you dont have 3 posts in a row

 

[mothman96]

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Any info as to whether the person sent the Creep the food he wanted.

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

I've posted this here before. He was a fat kid.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Also, lol at fat Lucas Werner posting this stuff. We have seen what he looked like as a kid!
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Lucas could at least lower his standards somewhat from demanding a tight body zoomer bae that jogs daily for miles in yoga pants at the park. Even with his bullshit 220 lb lie, that's still overweight near obese for his height.

 

[WonderWino]

Besides homeless shelters there are other places that give out free food to the homeless. Lucas has talked about the free meals he's gotten at the City Gate,so I'm sure he knows of every place where he can get free meals so he's not going to starve. He's just a glutton that wants meals from restaurants/pizza places/Kentucky chicken, etc. Of course at someone else expense.


From what I remember the man (Shaw?) from the Guardian Foundation was receptive to the info provided by @klickitat. At the time the contact was made, the Arena was in the process of closing down and the Arena homeless (including Lucas) were going to be transferred to the new Salvation Army Shelter. He (Shaw?) was going to forward Lucas's info to the Spokane Salvation Army. Might be the reason Lucas did not last a week at the SA shelter and was kicked out. He had to go back to the HOC.

ETA: Lucas is not penniless, he's got savings. He can buy his own meals if he wants.

Those 'savings' aren't his doing and he doesn't have access to them. That is money his wrangler has forced him to save for the purposes of getting housing, as he has admitted. As such he isn't allowed to have access to it for anything else. If he were it would have been long gone by now

 

[Da Dude123]

Those 'savings' aren't his doing and he doesn't have access to them. That is money his wrangler has forced him to save for the purposes of getting housing, as he has admitted. As such he isn't allowed to have access to it for anything else. If he were it would have been long gone by now

I believe that is true. This brings up one of my favorite old sayings: "A fool and his money are soon parted."

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Lucas could at least lower his standards somewhat from demanding a tight body zoomer bae that jogs daily for miles in yoga pants at the park. Even with his bullshit 220 lb lie, that's still overweight near obese for his height.

Yeah, but when have incels ever been known for having realistic standards?

 

[mothman96]

Those 'savings' aren't his doing and he doesn't have access to them. That is money his wrangler has forced him to save for the purposes of getting housing, as he has admitted. As such he isn't allowed to have access to it for anything else. If he were it would have been long gone by now

He may not be able to get the whole amt, but I'm sure he'd be able to give his "payee" his "sob" story and get about $100 to tie him over.
Also we don't know if he gave all his cash to Isaac and the others in the apt/(house?). We know Lucas lies to make himself look "good". "look at me, how generous I am. It was a pleasure to give money to those in the apt so they can buy food".

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Lucas could at least lower his standards somewhat from demanding a tight body zoomer bae that jogs daily for miles in yoga pants at the park. Even with his bullshit 220 lb lie, that's still overweight near obese for his height.

Yeah, but when have incels ever been known for having realistic standards?

Let's be real here, even if he had rock bottom standards he wouldn't be able to obtain even the most bottom of the barrel zoomer women. If he was able to she'd be another lolcow for sure, probably someone who deserves their own KF page.

His only real options are women around his age with rock bottom standards and some mental disorders to go along with his.

 

[mothman96]

Let's be real here, even if he had rock bottom standards he wouldn't be able to obtain even the most bottom of the barrel zoomer women. If he was able to she'd be another lolcow for sure, probably someone who deserves their own KF page.

His only real options are women around his age with rock bottom standards and some mental disorders to go along with his.

A woman like that already has enough problems. I wouldn't want her life made worse by the psycho Freak Lucas Colby Werner.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

It's really weird how limited the video content has been from Lucas in the past weeks.

Heck, it's almost as restricted as it was when he was without a phone.

It's probably just because I find the board game stuff so interminably boring, and I've never really liked his more political memes, I wonder what he's focusing on and it actually surprises me that he's not complaining more, especially in regard to getting kicked out.

Or if not kicked out, having to leave his roof over his head and go out in the cold.... knowing Lucas, he would find some way to make this an unreasonable slight against his Noble identity.

Anybody have any insight into what he's doing and why he's not making more videos?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Let's be real here, even if he had rock bottom standards he wouldn't be able to obtain even the most bottom of the barrel zoomer women. If he was able to she'd be another lolcow for sure, probably someone who deserves their own KF page.

His only real options are women around his age with rock bottom standards and some mental disorders to go along with his.

Out of all the zoomer women on this planet, the odds are that at least one of them would shag Lucas.

 

[boner_alert]

It's really weird how limited the video content has been from Lucas in the past weeks.

Heck, it's almost as restricted as it was when he was without a phone.

It's probably just because I find the board game stuff so interminably boring, and I've never really liked his more political memes, I wonder what he's focusing on and it actually surprises me that he's not complaining more, especially in regard to getting kicked out.

Or if not kicked out, having to leave his roof over his head and go out in the cold.... knowing Lucas, he would find some way to make this an unreasonable slight against his Noble identity.

Anybody have any insight into what he's doing and why he's not making more videos?

If he were kicked out because the rest of his housemates did in fact, discover his videos.. that could maybe explain the sudden decline

Also, maybe it's just me but does it seem like the 'memes' he's put out since being kicked out see a lot more tame and ... (I LOATHE using this word but I can't think of something else to describe it) sophisticated RELATIVE to his usual 'nigga finna okkkkkuuurt yeet the bae honies?' Perhaps being mercilessly mocked and kicked out in the second week of December allowed for a moment of self reflection and Lucas was able to get the faint notion that he's an obnoxious braying jackass and he should tone it the fuck down if he ever wants to get in proximity of zoomer dudes and troons to rip him out of lunch money ever again

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

His only real options are women around his age with rock bottom standards and some mental disorders to go along with his.

Lucas has no chance with any women except for maybe really messed up druggies or the mentally ill like Suzanne apparently was. And that's if he got his act together. You need to be really attractive to pull off homeless bum without a car.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

If he were kicked out because the rest of his housemates did in fact, discover his videos.. that could maybe explain the sudden decline

Also, maybe it's just me but does it seem like the 'memes' he's put out since being kicked out see a lot more tame and ... (I LOATHE using this word but I can't think of something else to describe it) sophisticated RELATIVE to his usual 'nigga finna okkkkkuuurt yeet the bae honies?' Perhaps being mercilessly mocked and kicked out in the second week of December allowed for a moment of self reflection and Lucas was able to get the faint notion that he's an obnoxious braying jackass and he should tone it the fuck down if he ever wants to get in proximity of zoomer dudes and troons to rip him out of lunch money ever again

You hit the nail on the head here, absolutely. It's not just that the video content has dwindled to almost nothing, it's that all of the memes seem drained of that crude animalistic "Lucas essence".

Almost as if he knows he's being watched...??...I mean, watched by someone whose opinion would actually matter to him, perhaps something involving his legal case?

 

[WonderWino]

He may not be able to get the whole amt, but I'm sure he'd be able to give his "payee" his "sob" story and get about $100 to tie him over.
Also we don't know if he gave all his cash to Isaac and the others in the apt/(house?). We know Lucas lies to make himself look "good". "look at me, how generous I am. It was a pleasure to give money to those in the apt so they can buy food".

He wouldn't get any of it. Payees are there specifically to prevent situations like that. When they say a part of it is earmarked for a specific purpose there isn't anything he can really do about it. He'd just be told he has money provided to him each month and its is responsible for making sure he uses it wisely. Showing he can't by trying to get more only proves he can't do so and justifies not giving him any more. Its literally the payees job to refuse such any sob stories, as hobo types are frequently manipulative as fuck and try that stuff on a regular basis

It's really weird how limited the video content has been from Lucas in the past weeks.

Heck, it's almost as restricted as it was when he was without a phone.

It's probably just because I find the board game stuff so interminably boring, and I've never really liked his more political memes, I wonder what he's focusing on and it actually surprises me that he's not complaining more, especially in regard to getting kicked out.

Or if not kicked out, having to leave his roof over his head and go out in the cold.... knowing Lucas, he would find some way to make this an unreasonable slight against his Noble identity.

Anybody have any insight into what he's doing and why he's not making more videos?

It makes me wonder if he pissed off his payee or someone of that sort and was told to stfu or else. I can see him getting a warning like that, particularly from his case manager or doctor after his latest trip to the nuthouse and the reason for it. Especially if they made him going back to school contingent on his behavior. Might even be related to the court stuff seeing as he missed a couple court dates due to his behavior landing him in the nuthouse. If history has shown anything with lucas its that when he shuts up and tries to keep things deliberately low key there is a reason for it and that reason is usually negative consequences for not doing so

 

[Goldaor]

Didn't he only get a 30 days ban from hoc? He disappeared end of October and confirmed he was at the hospital November 2, he should be able to to back now.

 

[Da Dude123]

Didn't he only get a 30 days ban from hoc? He disappeared end of October and confirmed he was at the hospital November 2, he should be able to to back now.

Apparently, HOC had a COVID outbreak and may not be letting new people in. With Lucas and all the mooing he does on COVID, he gladly will live in random small apartments with other hobos and dine with trannies. It's amazing he has not caught COVID-19 himself so far.