حلال Jakub Danis / CaesarCzech / CaesarCzechReborn - Savior of the white race, genocide advocate, anime mind control porn enthusiast.

@CaesarCzech Ahoj! I totally understand the plight of having an incompetent instructor; I'm going to try to supplement the shoddy English education you've received! Smaller edits like punctuation, etc. will be italicized and in bold, and I will write out the other corrections. Contractions missing an apostrophe will be indicated with underlining, if necessary.
Hopefully your time here will help you improve your grasp of the language : )
CaesarCzech said:
Also iI'd ask you to refrain from *(Yeah i I know i I can't do anything if you decide to do it *2) but otherwise i I don't give fuck, despite my email being known you have in general behaved generally behaved/you have, in general, behaved, so thanks for that.

Can't seem to quote anybody but Fromtheblackdepths regarding that shit.

It's not that i I dont believe i I won't be gassed, it's that just like I'd*3Pprefer Muslims over Feminists so i I do with regards to left and right*4. I prefer enemies over traitors, afterall afterall*5 imI'm autist Eastern European shithole*6 but apparently im I'm priviledged as privileged as an autistic not trendy minority*7, etc. needless to say that*8 i I know imI'm getting gasedgassed, it's just that im I'm gonna have the pleasure of having some people i hate go first. *9
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* This is where you put the action that you are asking them to refrain from
*2 Because this phrase appears after the indicated action (what you are asking them to refrain from doing), you can omit the "do it" part, whereas if you were to put this phrase before the to-be-referenced action that you are asking them to refrain from doing, you would keep it in, as "it" acts as a placeholder for the to-be-referenced subject in the next part of the sentence. ex. "Yeah, I know I can't do anything if you decide to do it, but I'd ask you to refrain from..."
*3 Good job capitalizing the "I" here!
*4 This would be better written as: "...just like/as I prefer...so do I prefer (the left/right over the left/right). I took out the conditional "would" ("I'd") from the first part because you are not speaking in the conditional in the second part; you say that you actively prefer one side over the other, not that, under whatever set of circumstances, you would prefer one over the other.
*5 "After all" is the correct term, it is not a compound word.
*6 Are you saying you are an autist in an Eastern European shithole, or that you are in an autistic Eastern European shithole?
*7 Are you trying to emphasize that you are an autistic minority but not the trendy kind of autistic minority? Or a minority that is autistic but not trendy? etc.
*8 The phrase is "needless to say, ..." (no "that");
*9 I think this is what you are trying to say: "Needless to say, I know I am getting gassed, but at least I'm going to have the pleasure of having some people I hate get gassed first." ("it's just" doesn't make sense here, because you are not indicating anything in the previous phrase that you would be indicating an exception to)
CaesarCzech said:
The problem here is Somebodysomebody *10 decided to kick me out of A@&H specifically posting.*11 If Somebody somebody can pullput*12 in a word well i have no problem with continuing using to use*13 this account there.

In general i I think not doxing me is in everyone's*14 interest, as long as im not doxed i see absolutely no reason to change my account names, etc, but i do*15 have common sense so i I know if i I get doxed (ie i.e., people being able to tie shit to me beyond a rare name which could impact work and shit) imI'm clamming up, changing account names, and waiting till it blows over, .*16 yYou cant can't delete shit from the iInternet but you sure as hell can make sure it will be an obscure and semi forgotensemi-forgotten thing.*17 So basically you want new material dont dox me, You want More material right here ?*18 Talk to mods about my posting priviledges in A@HA&H.
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*10 "Somebody," capitalized, implies that you are naming a specific entity named "Somebody." You are not (at least I don't think; if so, you are more delusional than I thought).
*11 I think you are trying to say that you can view A&H, but not post, in which case you should say this: "...decided to revoke my ability to post in A&H"
*12 The phrase is put in a (good) word
*13 While there are some instances where you can use two gerunds in a row (i.e., "I'm going swimming"), this is not one of them. You would say "continuing + (infinitive).
*14 the phrase is "in (someone)'s interest;" you would not say "it is in Tim interest," you would say "it is in Tim's interest"
*15 I would add "do" here because you are trying to emphasize that while you see no reason to change account names, there is an instance where you would.
*16 Use commas when listing (you don't have to include the last one necessarily, but if you want to pride yourself on a deeper appreciation for English and its linguistic history, I suggest using the Oxford comma ;)
*17 Because you said "obscure and semi-forgotten thing", you are specifying that the "shit" you can't delete from the Internet can be something else--obscure and semi-forgotten. You must use "a/an" here (indefinite article).
*18 "So, basically, you want new material? Don't dox me. You want more material right here?..." or you could say "So, basically, if you want new material, don't dox me. ..."
CaesarCzech said:
ThastThat's my greatest danger ability? threat? *19. I simply pull others down to my level. DontDon't wrestle with a lolcow in a the mud*20 or you might find yourself wearing clown makeup in the morning.*21
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*19 "my greatest danger" means something that is a danger to you
*20 articles can be flexible sometimes but still tricky; I've reformatted the phrase to make more sense
*21 Not really anything particular of note here, it just sounds funny to me lol.
CaesarCzech said:
Easy, tthere, Nikki. iI dontdon't seem to remember you still being a negotiator.
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CaesarCzech said:
So you used Uno Card on my Uno Card*22, congratulations*23 now we are getting into the realm of exponents.*24
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*22 It's a Reverse card, do they not have Uno in Czechistan?
*23 "Congratulations," not a singular congratulation
*24 what? exponents? lmao
CaesarCzech said:
Hello this is Gerbil tech support what is your problem with our product ?

You have a lolcow in front of you and what you are concerned with is now is Lolcow being retarded but that its it's triple posting?
Priorities.

And another post just because
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Dumb tech support joke is dumb and not executed well anyway.
CaesarCzech said:
Im I'm tarded everywhere, but are you seriously saying this isnt isn't the place where imI'm tarded the most ? *25

Wouldnt I wouldn't say nobody likes me since, you know, family, and I had quite few friends in highschool; I used to be funnier. But yeah imI'm pathetic and i I accept that, Budhism aint isn't wrong about the importance of inner peace. *26
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*25 :drink:
*26 Nigga, get basic English down first, then you can use the black meme vernacular.
CaesarCzech said:
You arent aren't amusing enough for me to translate this shit, ultimately when on internet i tend to what some people tend to do drunk.*27
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Fortunately for you, you are amusing enough for me to help translate this shit!
*27 I cannot help translate this part, however, please make it a little less retarded so I know what you're trying to say.
CaesarCzech said:
See? This is how you do it.
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Není zač, and happy learning! : )

edit--spoilered the text wall lol
 
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Medical Hawaii said:
@CaesarCzech Ahoj! I totally understand the plight of having an incompetent instructor; I'm going to try to supplement the shoddy English education you've received! Smaller edits like punctuation, etc. will be italicized and in bold, and I will write out the other corrections. Contractions missing an apostrophe will be indicated with underlining, if necessary.
Hopefully your time here will help you improve your grasp of the language : )

* This is where you put the action that you are asking them to refrain from
*2 Because this phrase appears after the indicated action (what you are asking them to refrain from doing), you can omit the "do it" part, whereas if you were to put this phrase before the to-be-referenced action that you are asking them to refrain from doing, you would keep it in, as "it" acts as a placeholder for the to-be-referenced subject in the next part of the sentence. ex. "Yeah, I know I can't do anything if you decide to do it, but I'd ask you to refrain from..."
*3 Good job capitalizing the "I" here!
*4 This would be better written as: "...just like/as I prefer...so do I prefer (the left/right over the left/right). I took out the conditional "would" ("I'd") from the first part because you are not speaking in the conditional in the second part; you say that you actively prefer one side over the other, not that, under whatever set of circumstances, you would prefer one over the other.
*5 "After all" is the correct term, it is not a compound word.
*6 Are you saying you are an autist in an Eastern European shithole, or that you are in an autistic Eastern European shithole?
*7 Are you trying to emphasize that you are an autistic minority but not the trendy kind of autistic minority? Or a minority that is autistic but not trendy? etc.
*8 The phrase is "needless to say, ..." (no "that");
*9 I think this is what you are trying to say: "Needless to say, I know I am getting gassed, but at least I'm going to have the pleasure of having some people I hate get gassed first." ("it's just" doesn't make sense here, because you are not indicating anything in the previous phrase that you would be indicating an exception to)

*10 "Somebody," capitalized, implies that you are naming a specific entity named "Somebody." You are not (at least I don't think; if so, you are more delusional than I thought).
*11 I think you are trying to say that you can view A&H, but not post, in which case you should say this: "...decided to revoke my ability to post in A&H"
*12 The phrase is put in a (good) word
*13 While there are some instances where you can use two gerunds in a row (i.e., "I'm going swimming"), this is not one of them. You would say "continuing + (infinitive).
*14 the phrase is "in (someone)'s interest;" you would not say "it is in Tim interest," you would say "it is in Tim's interest"
*15 I would add "do" here because you are trying to emphasize that while you see no reason to change account names, there is an instance where you would.
*16 Use commas when listing (you don't have to include the last one necessarily, but if you want to pride yourself on a deeper appreciation for English and its linguistic history, I suggest using the Oxford comma ;)
*17 Because you said "obscure and semi-forgotten thing", you are specifying that the "shit" you can't delete from the Internet can be something else--obscure and semi-forgotten. You must use "a/an" here (indefinite article).
*18 "So, basically, you want new material? Don't dox me. You want more material right here?..." or you could say "So, basically, if you want new material, don't dox me. ..."

*19 "my greatest danger" means something that is a danger to you
*20 articles can be flexible sometimes but still tricky; I've reformatted the phrase to make more sense
*21 Not really anything particular of note here, it just sounds funny to me lol.



*22 It's a Reverse card, do they not have Uno in Czechistan?
*23 "Congratulations," not a singular congratulation
*24 what? exponents? lmao

Dumb tech support joke is dumb and not executed well anyway.

*25 :drink:
*26 Nigga, get basic English down first, then you can use the black meme vernacular.

Fortunately for you, you are amusing enough for me to help translate this shit!
*27 I cannot help translate this part, however, please make it a little less retarded so I know what you're trying to say.


Není zač, and happy learning! : )
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if none of us can be fucked to read all this autism then what hope in hell do you have of the subject of this thread wanting to read it
 
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skeng said:
if none of us can be fucked to read all this autism then what hope in hell do you have of the subject of this thread wanting to read it
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Satan said:
This is a good excuse to post that he went to college and took English classes, and considers himself a grammar Nazi. He should get his money back.
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He was so generous as to fix another user's grammar, so I wanted to return the favor!

Seriously, dude needs a refund from his university lol
 
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Satan said:
This post is to archive his posts on althistoryforums because it should be archived but there really isn't a place in the OP for it.
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Delicious Halal, fam. I don't know how I managed to miss it until now. It's been far too long since there's been one so blatant it's amazing he found the Farms before the Farms found his deviant ass.
 
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CaesarCzech said:
Cant seem to quote Old Lurker post without it fucking up, but basically regarding Choice of games I can pretend to hold views i dont, Kiwifarms just seemed appropriate to let the darkest stuff out for my own psychological health. Also id ask you to refrain from(Yeah i know i cant do anything if you decide to do it) but otherwise i dont give fuck, despite my email being known you have in general behaved so thanks for that.

Cant seem to quote anybody but Fromtheblackdepths regarding that shit.

Its not that i dont believe i wont be gassed, its that just like Id Prefer Muslims over Feminists so i do with regards to left and right. I prefer enemies over traitors, afterall im autist Eastern European shithole but apparently im priviledged as an autistic not trendy minority etc. needless to say that i know im getting gased, its just that im gonna have the pleasure of having some people i hate go first.
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This site isn't a right-wing daycare, faggot
get real life help
 
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