Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Loona]

Do it, Lou. Change your name. I dare you.

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[kevin]

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uuuummmm I thought God didn't exist, Louis

 

[tofu dog]

I came across this article from a few days ago earlier and I'm pretty curious if Lou will mention it for his grift. Isn't this his frequented Dollar General?

Greensburg man cited after outburst in store over mask, social distancing

A Greensburg man who became enraged after being told to leave a store for failing to wear a mask and social distance is accused by city police of making threats against employees and knocking over merchandise as he departed. Police on Tuesday charged Derek P. Hart Jr., 21, with multiple

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Small excerpt that mentions the store address:

A Greensburg man who became enraged after being told to leave a store for failing to wear a mask and social distance is accused by city police of making threats against employees and knocking over merchandise as he departed.
Police on Tuesday charged Derek P. Hart Jr., 21, with multiple counts of disorderly conduct and harassment and single counts of criminal mischief and violating state health orders for failing to wear a mask. The incident took place Friday afternoon at the Family Dollar store in the Greensburg Shopping Center on East Pittsburgh Street.

This is a few days old, I'm just surprised it hasn't come up as ~proof of his justification for wanting grubhub.

And yes, I admit that when I saw "Greensburg man cited for outburst" I really wanted it to be Lou.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I think he goes to Dollar Gerbil around the corner.

 

[ricecake]

Whatever dollar store Lou goes to, it's a legit hike. There aren't any in his neighborhood and it's all hill in Greensburg. Which begs the question: why is he still so fucking fat if he's walking to the dollar store all the time? I think 90% of the time he claims to walk or take the bus he is getting rides from his immunocompromised, disabled stepfather.

 

[Turael]

Whatever dollar store Lou goes to, it's a legit hike. There aren't any in his neighborhood and it's all hill in Greensburg. Which begs the question: why is he still so fucking fat if he's walking to the dollar store all the time? I think 90% of the time he claims to walk or take the bus he is getting rides from his immunocompromised, disabled stepfather.

I've always been curious about this. The places he seems to favor are Dollar General and WalMart. Pre-Covid he spent a lot of time at the library too (Once very lewdly gawking at a woman there, creep.) I've always been curious how far these places are from Casa De Gagliardi.

 

[PBJ Sucks]

When people get to the point of needing an explanation for the most basic example of a parent needing to make decisions for their dependant child, like giving them a name, there is no point trying to understand. Their thought process stops at me me me, entitlement and outrage. Not gonna bother with the sex assignment part, since it's even stupider.

 

[tofu dog]

Whatever dollar store Lou goes to, it's a legit hike. There aren't any in his neighborhood and it's all hill in Greensburg. Which begs the question: why is he still so fucking fat if he's walking to the dollar store all the time? I think 90% of the time he claims to walk or take the bus he is getting rides from his immunocompromised, disabled stepfather.

Oh yeah, I guess it is all hill. I've only ever driven through Greensburg, never anything on foot, so it never even occurred to me that Louis is claiming to hike uphill both ways.

*Edited for phrasing

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

https://archive.md/HWgIrHe's definitely been reading Kevvie's tweets lately with this bullshit talk about 'spoons'

Poor Lardo boy, he just don't have spoons any more, huh?

1. Shouldn't have eaten them. I reckon it's easy when both your face and gunt are that huge.
2. And I reckon he's had a couple soup spoons too much anyway.

 

[Dusk]

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Lou referring to his girldick is one of the most repugnant things I've ever read.

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He's definitely been reading Kevvie's tweets lately with this bullshit talk about 'spoons'

I guess it is normal for a six year old not to want to do schoolwork, but the way Lou phrases it, it's like he thinks that that means that his mom shouldn't force him to do it. But that's not how being a kid works? Like, at all? You have to force six year olds to do anything that's not eating candy or playing Candy Crush. If she is forcing the kid to learn, then at least we know that she's learned from at least one of her biggest mistakes. A 500lb one, in fact.

 

[The Dude]

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Lou referring to his girldick is one of the most repugnant things I've ever read.

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He's definitely been reading Kevvie's tweets lately with this bullshit talk about 'spoons'

I don't ever recall June and Ward raising their voices to Wally and the Beav'. They may have lectured them at times, but they weren't yellers. Then again, this is Louie Lard-ass we're talking about, so any kind of constructive parental lecturing is "yelling and screaming" and any kind of healthy boundaries and discipline is "abuse bordering on systemic genocide". She's trying not to make the same mistakes she did with Louie. Mama Gags may be a shitty human being, just like her son. But unlike Louie, she's actually capable of recognizing her mistakes and where she went wrong once in a while, and is willing to make an effort not to repeat them. If she hadn't coddled and spoiled her 500lb retarded son when he was a child, then maybe he'd be living on his own today, supporting himself with an actual job instead of government TardBux and whatever he can sucker from rubes on Twatter.

And why would Louie want to shoot himself? He's made it clear that he's 100% anti-gun. Shouldn't he stick to his principles as an anti-gun progressive tranzwymyn, and instead of using icky guns to end his misery follow the example of tranzwymyn heroes before him and self-immolate?

Lou's multitude of totally Jewish relatives who definitely died in the Holocaust would be so proud to see how he thinks that a little kid being made to attend school is pretty much exactly what they went through.

Louie has lived a soft life of privilege and sloth. He was spoiled and coddled because he was a SpEd being raised by a mother who was criminally shitty and ill-suited to bring up a mentally disabled child properly. Louie had no expectations placed on him, no chores, no responsibilities, no boundaries, no discipline, and no accountability for his behavior or actions. It's a similar story as many other lolcows on this forum. So does it really shock anyone that Louie would have the insensitive audacity to compare proper parenting with healthy expectations, boundaries and discipline being placed on a child to the genocide against the Jews by Nazi Germany taking place at Auschwitz, Dachau, and Buchenwald?

'Why does my body hate me??'' Well Louis, first of all, YOU hate your body, not the other way around. You're obese, filthy, and inactive. Don't you think that after 37 years of treating your body like trash, it would backfire? And this is just the beginning, my dude. You'll pay all those years of being a lazy ass with your health before you even hit 50.

Also, it legitimately sounds like the nephew is a certified tard. Poor kid.

I know a few knowledgeable Kiwis have brought up the possibility that Louie getting nauseous all the time after he eats is a strong indicator that he's got the 'Beetus. Others have suggested it's due to the infection from the Diabetic Ulcer in his foot spreading to other parts of his system. Only time will tell, but it likely won't be too long since Louie doesn't take care of himself and hasn't even gone to the doctor to have that festering crater in his foot checked out.

And the grandson/nephew has quite a few things stacked against him. His father (Louie's half-brother) was/is a junkie and his mother was/is a brainless, selfish, skanky party girl who likely drank/smoked/did drugs while she was pregnant with the kid. Not the most optimistic start to a child's life and development.

Whatever dollar store Lou goes to, it's a legit hike. There aren't any in his neighborhood and it's all hill in Greensburg. Which begs the question: why is he still so fucking fat if he's walking to the dollar store all the time? I think 90% of the time he claims to walk or take the bus he is getting rides from his immunocompromised, disabled stepfather.

I'll do you one better and say that Louie is getting rides from Mama Gags 100% of the time. Louie doesn't seem like the kind of person willing to stand around for public transportation and take the Heel-Toe Express to get around, even if he was desperately starving. Hell, Mama Gags already cooks, cleans, let's Louie live rent-free, and everything else for him, so being his personal chauffeur as well isn't a stretch.

Poor Lardo boy, he just don't have spoons any more, huh?

1. Shouldn't have eaten them. I reckon it's easy when both your face and gunt are that huge.
2. And I reckon he's had a couple soup spoons too much anyway.

Those spoons of Louie's have likely been used less for reasonably healthy soup, and more for ice cream, sugary cereal, raw cookie dough, and cake frosting right out of the tub.

What do you guys think is more likely to happen if Louie accidentally cut himself? Would he bleed gravy, or bleed chocolate syrup?

 

[Lurk]

Lou's spoons are probably made of chocolate so of course he ran out:

Here's some overnight Lou:

So much for not celebrating Christmas for himself

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He ordered... bagpipes? I know he'll say this is a "gift" for a "friend" but we all know that's horseshit

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Just lol at 'deadname'

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I guess that Samsung tablet wasn't the only thing he wanted for himself for Christmas, after all. Imagine my shock.

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[Boris Blank's glass eye]

So much for not celebrating Christmas for himself
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Open the window, faggot. You don't even have the convenient excuse of being a basement dweller stuck in a room with no windows.

 

[Dusk]

What do you guys think is more likely to happen if Louie accidentally cut himself? Would he bleed gravy, or bleed chocolate syrup?

Butter.

 

[Lurk]

Open the window, faggot. You don't even have the convenient excuse of being a basement dweller stuck in a room with no windows.

This is even more absurd because I'm pretty sure he already has a fan that he purchased during the summer and those days of being too hot to make a sandwich. I remember capping the thing and finding the same one on Amazon, in fact. So he's either wasted money on yet another fan or he's lying about it and spent the money on something else.

 

[Dusk]

Open the window, faggot. You don't even have the convenient excuse of being a basement dweller stuck in a room with no windows.

Excuse you, if he opens a window the carrion birds waiting outside his house will smell his rotting foot and eat it, and then he won't be able to use it for e-begging anymore! It's like you don't even understand the struggles we women face. Shitlord.

 

[Parasaurolophus]

Open the window, faggot. You don't even have the convenient excuse of being a basement dweller stuck in a room with no windows.

Wasn't it last time that his feet were getting cold? Because his Wonder Woman blanket couldn't keep them comfy during the night?

Also, curious to see how gender and name are forced upon you in Lou's perspective. The first time he ever heard his name, just after grasping how sounds connect to the world around him and this particular one refers to his being, he already wanted to commit toddler sized suicide. What a depressing existence, indeed. jk

I'm new here btw. Well, kinda, knew about Lou since he appeared in the Sideshows thread and longer about the farms, but this is my first post and even if you don't care, just thought it'd be appropriate to at least say hi. So, hi :>

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Excuse you, if he opens a window the carrion birds waiting outside his house will smell his rotting foot and eat it, and then he won't be able to use it for e-begging anymore! It's like you don't even understand the struggles we women face. Shitlord.

Please forgive me, I seem to have forgot to check my privilege this morning. I'll do it post haste.
To my defense, him getting his leg eaten by carrion birds would be a fast and - since he has diabetic neuropathy - a relatively painless way to lose a substantial amount of weight.

Of course, he'd still be too fucking fat for anyone to have sex with him.

 

[The Dude]

Wait...just a couple days ago Louie was begging for GriftBux because he "needed a new blanket so he won't freeze" because his Wonder Woman woobie wasn't cutting it. And now he needs GriftBux for a new fan because he's roasting to death? Nope, don't see anything wrong with that! Nothing questionable with Louie's story at all!

And I thought gender was a result of things like chromosomes and hormones and genetics? You know, biology and scientifically proven facts? Or is that sex? I can never keep this ridiculous bullshit straight, and these gender special freaks are always changing things. Either way, what does Louie expect parents to do? Not name their babies or do anything with them until some nebulous time in the future? That's incredibly silly and unrealistic. The VAST majority of people align perfectly with their birth gender/sex/whatever. Less than 4% of the population have issues like gender dysphoria, and it still hasn't been scientifically verified whether gender dysphoria is biological or simply a mental illness or personality disorder. Biological issues like being intersex or a hermaphrodite are even rarer. Of course, this isn't including people who claim to be trans for attention/to feel special or unique/to hide their failures or dodge accountability for their horrible actions as men (or outright lie about it for money like Louie), even if they go to the effort of trying to pass, but have no gender dysphoria or other biological/psychological issues with their sex.

So Louie wants up to 96% of the human race to do what? Wait until a child is old enough to decide for themselves? Most kids can't even decide what toy they want in their Happy Meals. When you ask kids what they want to do/be when they grow up, there's a good chance the answer you'll get will be something like "a Power Ranger" or "Pokémon trainer" or some other unrealistic/impossible occupation. I wanted to be RoboCop or Cable from the X-Men when I was a kid. Why? Because kids are dumb and don't have the capacity to understand complex issues like "gender" so they can make those decisions. So what then? Wait even longer until they are old enough to understand? Until they're 18 or so? That's even more impractical and unrealistic. Even at 18 concepts like gender/sex can be too complex for kids to comprehend fully, and that's even before you add things like peer pressure, trends, and the manufactured focus media has place on society regarding trans issues that could confuse someone into deciding they're trans in an effort to "fit in" and be accepted.

Sorry, but Louie and people like him are absolutely full of shit when they make claims like names and genders being "forced" on them. Just like Louie making the claim that he wanted to die the first time he heard his name. The first time he heard his name was likely shortly after he was born, and at that time he wouldn't have been able to understand it. It would have just been some weird noises the blurry big shapes towering over him were making. It wouldn't be until months later that he would finally associate those noises as pertaining directly to him, that it's what his parents call him. It would be months after that until he would start to understand what a name is and that other people and things have names. However, I can definitely understand why Louie would kill himself because of his name (though there's a 99% chance he actually doesn't). Louis is a faggy name, and I'd hate being named that too.

Butter.

So you think Louie bleeds savory, not sweet?

 

[Next Task]

Less than 4% of the population have issues like gender dysphoria,

Less than 1%. Likely less than 0.1%. Focussed on the western world as well. But no, troons like Lou want every baby to be thought of as neuter until they're old enough to choose their own name and gender, which can be as young as 18 months when a child has fully developed their sense of gender and self and is in no way just a toddler still dealing with object permanence and walking.

For fuck's sake, troon logic would dictate that he stop calling his nephew his nephew because he might be a girl, considering how young these cunts think someone can know their gender identity - or, in Lou's case, that he hates his name. They basically want the entire world to change their ideas of birth, parenting and children because of their aberration of a fraction of the population feels triggered. Only intersex people have to worry about the gender they were assigned at birth, and they've made it overwhelmingly clear they hate transtrenders appropriating their struggles to legitimise their gender nonsense.

But we know Lou is lying, even about being trans. He doesn't have the intellectual capacity to do more than regurgitate the speaking points of other troons, so I doubt it's occurred to him that his fantasy online life could include begging for his 'niece' rather than just his nephew the Louman Shield.