Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,453 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,602
I'm curious as to what he's doing for work. And I still wanna know how moving affects his probation. Maybe he did get permission, with the authorities thinking if he was in Vegas, he was further away from his victim and thus less a threat.
 

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I'm curious as to what he's doing for work. And I still wanna know how moving affects his probation. Maybe he did get permission, with the authorities thinking if he was in Vegas, he was further away from his victim and thus less a threat.
That would be my assumption if he actually did get permission. I considered emailing Skordas the details but decided fuck it, why bother? If he's concerned he's probably already on top of it. If not, why bug him?
 
That would be my assumption if he actually did get permission. I considered emailing Skordas the details but decided fuck it, why bother? If he's concerned he's probably already on top of it. If not, why bug him?
I'll bet our man Greg has someone watching Russ's social media and is well aware. I bet Utah was glad to hand him off to someone else if they did transfer his probation.
 
Taylor is doing a surprise release of her latest album tonight. She must have caught wind of that press release about Russell and scrambled to drop something to direct attention away from it.
She also gave money to some people who were out of work due to the pandemic. Did they write a song for her? I bet not!
 
are there any lolcows or youtube sensations that are even remotely good looking? like even in the slightest?

I guess some of the e-thots could be mildly attractive (aside from their behavior). It's also a matter of perspective. If you're a feeder you probably find Chantal or Amberlynn to be attractive. Or, if you are Russel Greer, you'd look in the mirror and see a studly 9/10.

Really, though, this is more of a funny looking kind of place as opposed to a good one.
 
I'll bet our man Greg has someone watching Russ's social media and is well aware. I bet Utah was glad to hand him off to someone else if they did transfer his probation.
Either way it's great. Either Russhole has come to Las Vegas as a convicted criminal on probation, and is trying to make a new life as that, or he is literally a fucking fugitive. Those both portend fun.
 
this website is my new favourite thing. seriously. i love taylor swift. i cant believe this happened. unrelated question but are there any lolcows or youtube sensations that are even remotely good looking? like even in the slightest?
I'm not a fan of her music but I really enjoy the idea of her performing all these good deeds to spite Crussell, as he believes in his mind. She can't be doing something out of genuine concern or even a publicity stunt; no, it's all an act of malice towards Slurpy McDrools.

"That WHORE is helping burn victims!?"
"That evil bitch is just feeding the homeless so people won't listen to my song!"
 
I'm not a fan of her music but I really enjoy the idea of her performing all these good deeds to spite Crussell, as he believes in his mind. She can't be doing something out of genuine concern or even a publicity stunt; no, it's all an act of malice towards Slurpy McDrools.

"That WHORE is helping burn victims!?"
"That evil bitch is just feeding the homeless so people won't listen to my song!"
This is a guy who thinks she cancelled a whole concert in SLC just to avoid him. In reality, it was a stadium tour and SLC doesn't have a big enough stadium for the crowds she draws. I'm waiting for him to run afoul of LV's prostitution laws. It's only a matter of time I think.
 
this website is my new favourite thing. seriously. i love taylor swift. i cant believe this happened. unrelated question but are there any lolcows or youtube sensations that are even remotely good looking? like even in the slightest?
Welcome. I assume you'll be taking the time to acquaint yourself with Greer's magnum opus, "Why I Sued Taylor Swift: And How I Became Falsely Known As Frivolous, Litigious and Crazy." When you're done with that, I strongly suggest you also make a close reading Greer's earlier works, "Manifesto of the Mile-High Neon" and "Why I'm Making It Legal for Your 18 Year Old Daughter to Get In Bed with a Complete Stranger for Only 500 Bucks: A Short Essay from a Pro Se Litigant who is Challenging the Utah Brothel Bans." Much like "The Sorrows of Young Werther" throws new light on "Faust," these earlier publications help put Greer's later, and better known, works in proper context.
 
Welcome. I assume you'll be taking the time to acquaint yourself with Greer's magnum opus, "Why I Sued Taylor Swift: And How I Became Falsely Known As Frivolous, Litigious and Crazy." When you're done with that, I strongly suggest you also make a close reading Greer's earlier works, "Manifesto of the Mile-High Neon" and "Why I'm Making It Legal for Your 18 Year Old Daughter to Get In Bed with a Complete Stranger for Only 500 Bucks: A Short Essay from a Pro Se Litigant who is Challenging the Utah Brothel Bans." Much like "The Sorrows of Young Werther" throws new light on "Faust," these earlier publications help put Greer's later, and better known, works in proper context.
Once they've reviewed Greer's literary contributions, they should familiarize themselves with his musical stylings. Truly the man is the song writer of our generation.
 
Once they've reviewed Greer's literary contributions, they should familiarize themselves with his musical stylings. Truly the man is the song writer of our generation.
"I Get You Taylor Swift" is surely an anthem of our generation.

I would also recommend Nick Rekeita's reading and analysis of the Taylor Swift book. It even guest stars the Farm's very own NipplelessWoman in the second episode to tell of her experiences with the Legend himself.
 
"I Get You Taylor Swift" is surely an anthem of our generation.

I would also recommend Nick Rekeita's reading and analysis of the Taylor Swift book. It even guest stars the Farm's very own NipplelessWoman in the second episode to tell of her experiences with the Legend himself.
I will never tire of the story of her having to bribe a homeless guy with junk food to keep Greer away from her and her roommate. It's funny to us, but probably not funny to them, and it shows what cowards the administration of the school were. Instead of holding Russ accountable, they let him have the run of the place it sounds like, and expected the female students to deal with him. Maybe they just didn't want to lose his tuition. Maybe they thought they'd get hit with a discrimination lawsuit, or maybe his magic disability armor kicked in again, but regardless, they should have warned him firmly once, then expelled him. Why is one guy more valuable than the entire female student body?
 
This is a guy who thinks she cancelled a whole concert in SLC just to avoid him. In reality, it was a stadium tour and SLC doesn't have a big enough stadium for the crowds she draws. I'm waiting for him to run afoul of LV's prostitution laws. It's only a matter of time I think.
He must really be upset she didn't name the new album after him: Nuthin' But Grizzle
 
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