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What’s with the sudden influx of weens sending Chris art?
Probably because of that Sonic World mod, and just weens being weens in general. It's also worth considering that people are sanitising Chris' image online so people think that he's just some autistic tranny wrongfully bullied by the big bad internet.
 
"I'm not asking for money but if you want you can donate anyway." Amazing the man has never read Orwell in life, but somehow managed to grasp the concept of double think...I'd say Chris is an idiot savant but that would imply he's talented in something to a degree that isn't mashing buttons on a controller for 30 years on end.
 
"I'm not asking for money but if you want you can donate anyway." Amazing the man has never read Orwell in life, but somehow managed to grasp the concept of double think...I'd say Chris is an idiot savant but that would imply he's talented in something to a degree that isn't mashing buttons on a controller for 30 years on end.
It always comes from the television
What’s with the sudden influx of weens sending Chris art?
There are more fanarts he liked and retweeted than he makes in his lifetime.
 
trying to rewatch the stream from october 30th, ugh i had almost forgotten how irritating Chris's sperging has gotten "I'm immortal, I'm part of the one percent that will be overpowered this brain is literally lined with the cosmos in this timeline the work that mama does in this dimension is very hard!!!"
@TheOnlyYamchaFan deserves some kinda medal for all the work he did sitting through all that babbling to summarize it in English, a lesser man would have gone elder god mad.

also i only just realized Chris keeps a wastebasket that's full of food waste and trash in his bedroom 🤢
 
Better yet, why not sell some of those kiddie toys he has just lying around his rooms not being played with?

I know Chris would take stuff to the pawn shop when he needed money quick, which would usually be jewelry and maybe some toys. Ever since he started getting orbiters and PayPigs, I don't think he does it anymore. He'd rather own stuff than keep a bank account healthy. To Chris money just sitting there is wasted because it could be new toys or some Burger King.

Speaking of Chris parting money from fools, does he still make $100/mo off Patreon for shitting his pants and doing nothing?

Edit: Yup, makes $188/mo by ignoring 11 morons
 
trying to rewatch the stream from october 30th, ugh i had almost forgotten how irritating Chris's sperging has gotten "I'm immortal, I'm part of the one percent that will be overpowered this brain is literally lined with the cosmos in this timeline the work that mama does in this dimension is very hard!!!"
@TheOnlyYamchaFan deserves some kinda medal for all the work he did sitting through all that babbling to summarize it in English, a lesser man would have gone elder god mad.

also i only just realized Chris keeps a wastebasket that's full of food waste and trash in his bedroom 🤢
Chris: Ew, someone drew my husbando Magichan with a slight bulge in his pants. Gross.
Also Chris: My waste basket is full of moldy rotting food I bought from the gas station last month? Totally normal.
 
Chris: Ew, someone drew my husbando Magichan with a slight bulge in his pants. Gross.
Also Chris: My waste basket is full of moldy rotting food I bought from the gas station last month? Totally normal.
The reason he didn't like the bulge was because the magichan someone drew is female. In his toon logic, there are no futanari.

If people want to fundraise Chris, make sure it's for cleaning service.
chris wants money, said it's for bills...
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I call bullshit on that. The followup tweet however, he knows that people expect that he'll waste it on garbage.
It will not be video games or legos, but it could be figurines, transformers, rocks or an upgrade on SNT's patreon pledge.
 
The reason he didn't like the bulge was because the magichan someone drew is female. In his toon logic, there are no futanari.
which is odd considering how much chris seems to love the idea of having both sets of anatomy. when asked about hermaphrodite children he said he'd want the child to keep both sets.
If people want to fundraise Chris, make sure it's for cleaning service.
they tried to get him on hoarding TV shows which would have covered the cost but bob and barb turned them down. And barb would never allow it. I pity the bank people who'll have to crawl through the house to assess what's valuable in the home to auction off when they get the house.
I call bullshit on that. The followup tweet however, he knows that people expect that he'll waste it on garbage.
It will not be video games or legos, but it could be figurines, transformers, rocks or an upgrade on SNT's patreon pledge.
Heh, reminds me of how he threw a bitch fit about people sending him food lion gift cards because trolls saw through his 5th-grade money grift.
 
Heh, reminds me of how he threw a bitch fit about people sending him food lion gift cards because trolls saw through his 5th-grade money grift.
Chris is an utterly ungrateful dick. Even if it was to fuck with him he could have bought food with it and then spent actual money he would otherwise have spent on food on whatever tard toys he wanted. But no he has to be a little bitch.
 
Chris is an utterly ungrateful dick. Even if it was to fuck with him he could have bought food with it and then spent actual money he would otherwise have spent on food on whatever tard toys he wanted. But no he has to be a little bitch.
Chris is a hobo who's instead of buying cigarettes, beer and crack, he's buying plastic crap.
 
The reason he didn't like the bulge was because the magichan someone drew is female. In his toon logic, there are no futanari.

If people want to fundraise Chris, make sure it's for cleaning service.

I call bullshit on that. The followup tweet however, he knows that people expect that he'll waste it on garbage.
It will not be video games or legos, but it could be figurines, transformers, rocks or an upgrade on SNT's patreon pledge.

Chris donates to a few people on Patreon each month, right? Seems to me that if the Chandlers' bank accounts really do need a boost in fundage, then the logical first step would be to cut back on all unnecessary spending. Starting with putting an end to every Patreon donation, since that's basically spending money for the sake of spending money for someone in Chris' financial situation.
 
I know Chris would take stuff to the pawn shop when he needed money quick, which would usually be jewelry and maybe some toys. Ever since he started getting orbiters and PayPigs, I don't think he does it anymore. He'd rather own stuff than keep a bank account healthy. To Chris money just sitting there is wasted because it could be new toys or some Burger King.

Speaking of Chris parting money from fools, does he still make $100/mo off Patreon for shitting his pants and doing nothing?

Edit: Yup, makes $188/mo by ignoring 11 morons
"To Chris money just sitting there is money wasted"
This is actually a really poignant insight that ive seen echoed by a lot of poor people.

Chris sees money as fleeting fancy. He's never earned any of his own so when its there his first thought is "how do i spend this before it gets gobbled up by bills". In chris's mind if he has no money to take that's a good thing because it means he spent it all on frivolous junk.

I won't power level too hard here but when i was younger i had a really good friend who was poor. White middle class poor, so he had a place to live,cable,internet etc. Both his parents were terrible with money. No matter how much they worked they couldn't get onto the black. They didnt drink or do drugs they just couldn't budget and didnt like to work.

So when my friend got older he absorbed some of those traits. Like chris he was so used to money being a fleeting commodity that the moment he got some hed spend it as fast as possible. Obv chris didnt necessarily grow up poor. But its clear that he inherited barbs budgeting skills. That being "buy as much crap as possible and let the creditors come and find you".
 
Chris donates to a few people on Patreon each month, right? Seems to me that if the Chandlers' bank accounts really do need a boost in fundage, then the logical first step would be to cut back on all unnecessary spending. Starting with putting an end to every Patreon donation, since that's basically spending money for the sake of spending money for someone in Chris' financial situation.
"But... how am I going to talk to SNT directly?" Like being a simp to Belle Delphine, it's better off not spending and visit pornhub instead. In this case, it's Deviantart for Sonic fanarts.

If Chris choose whichever is unecessary between his prescriptions and legos, he'll think it's the former.
So when my friend got older he absorbed some of those traits. Like chris he was so used to money being a fleeting commodity that the moment he got some hed spend it as fast as possible. Obv chris didnt necessarily grow up poor. But its clear that he inherited barbs budgeting skills. That being "buy as much crap as possible and let the creditors come and find you".
If Chris won 1 million dollars, it'll be gone in a day. That's a guarantee
 
which is odd considering how much chris seems to love the idea of having both sets of anatomy. when asked about hermaphrodite children he said he'd want the child to keep both sets.

they tried to get him on hoarding TV shows which would have covered the cost but bob and barb turned them down. And barb would never allow it. I pity the bank people who'll have to crawl through the house to assess what's valuable in the home to auction off when they get the house.

Heh, reminds me of how he threw a bitch fit about people sending him food lion gift cards because trolls saw through his 5th-grade money grift.
Firstly, that herm kids thing may also explain why Chris hopes uterine transplants will be a thing soon (fitting he'd be as old as bard was when she gave birth to him) second and slightly unrelated...is snack lion where night in the woods for inspiration for the name of the snack falcon convenience store?
 
Chris doesn't even make his own medallions anymore lol.
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