Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Anonymus Fluhre]

LIE

Truth, it's why I never shared any information I found about you back in 2017 so that Andrew couldn't get it. Then I found out what sort of bitch you really were so I really don't care what get's posted.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

People shouldn't have to suffer when someone else above them can do something.

Why?

We can imagine what sorts of men you turned down: decent, nonjudgemental dudes (maybe Xtian, maybe not) who would be nice to your kids for the price of a bit a drippy cavern. Instead, you advertised continent-wide for inbred beaners who believe in faireys and ghosts. Good job, you!

Show me a man as righteous as me and I'll be the first one to tell you I was wrong

 

[Pizdec]

Why?

What do you mean why? Don't you help someone if they need it? If I see someone's lost I ask if they need help finding something. Humans should be willing to help each other.

Peons like you who can only praise God get in the way of that. Fools like Marshall who evoke the name of YHVH to demand karma are lazy and misguided, and deserve the pestilence themselves.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Individuals with this disorder have a grandiose sense of self-importance (Criterion 1). They routinely overestimate their abilities and inflate their accomplishments, often appearing boastful and pretentious. They may blithely assume that others attribute the same value to their efforts and may be surprised when the praise they expect and feel they deserve is not forthcoming. Often implicit in the inflated judgments of their own accomplishments is an underestimation (devaluation) of the contributions of others. Individuals with narcissistic personality disorder are often preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love (Criterion 2). They may ruminate about "'long overdue" admiration and privilege and compare themselves favorably with famous or privileged people.

Individuals with this disorder generally require excessive admiration (Criterion 4). Their self-esteem is almost invariably very fragile. Tliey may be preoccupied with how well they are doing and how favorably they are regarded by others. This often takes the form of a need for constant attention and admiration. They may expect their arrival to be greeted with great farifare and are astonished if others do not covet their possessions. They may constantly fish for compliments, often with great charm. A sense of entitlement is evident in these individuals' unreasonable expectation of especially favorable treatment (Criterion 5). They expect to be catered to and are puzzled or furious when this does not happen. For example, they may assume that they do not have to wait in line and that their priorities are so important that others should defer to them, and then get irritated when others fail to assist "in their very important work." This sense of entitlement, combined with a lack of sensitivity to the wants and needs of others, may result in the conscious or unwitting exploitation of others (Criterion 6). They expect to be given whatever they want or feel they need, no matter what it might mean to others. For example, these individuals may expect great dedication from others and may overwork them without regard for the impact on their lives. They tend to form friendships or romantic relationships only if the other person seems likely to advance their purposes or otherwise enhance their self-esteem. They often usuφ special privileges and extra resources that they believe they deserve because they are so special.

Individuals with narcissistic personality disorder generally have a lack of empathy and have difficulty recognizing the desires, subjective experiences, and feelings of others (Criterion 7). They may assume that others are totally concerned about their welfare. They tend to discuss their own concerns in inappropriate and lengthy detail, while failing to recognize that others also have feelings and needs. They are often contemptuous and impatient with others who talk about their own problems and concerns. These individuals may be oblivious to the hurt their remarks may inflict (e.g., exuberantly telling a former lover that "I am now in the relationship of a lifetime!"; boasting of health in front of someone who is sick). When recognized, the needs, desires, or feelings of others are likely to be viewed disparagingly as signs of weakness or vulnerability. Those who relate to individuals with narcissistic personality disorder typically find an emotional coldness and lack of reciprocal interest

These individuals are often envious of others or believe that others are envious of them (Criterion 8 )They may begrudge others their successes or possessions, feeling that they better deserve those achievements, admiration, or privileges. They may harshly devalue the contributions of others, particularly when those individuals have received acknowledgment or praise for their accomplishments. Arrogant, haughty behaviors characterize these individuals; they often display snobbish, disdainful, or patronizing attitudes (Criterion 9). For example, an individual with this disorder may complain about a clumsy waiter's "rudeness" or "stupidity" or conclude a medical evaluation with a condescending evaluation of the physician.

We've all seen this from Melinda countless times over the course of a year.

 

[DarkAlien]

It's a Thursday night and you the self proclaimed elevated studious woman, mother of 6, including an infant, are in a fucking forum where a bunch of us assholes make fun of idiots and retards. You are in NO shape or foyr better than us, in fact you are worse, because clearly you belong here but pretend like you're somehow better.
Pathetic.

 

[LoverofPi]

No, I didn't miss that. I ignored it because I disagree. We already hashed that issue out.

Yeah, no, we did not. And while I have no doubt you disagree, that can't be why you ignored it, because you disagree with literally everything in this thread.

You have no facts to support your claim

I have plenty of facts, Mel. You just throw a tantrum every time I bring any of them up. Said tantrums are themselves additional facts.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

We've all seen this from Melinda countless times over the course of a year.

There is not one fucking lolcow discussed actively on this site whose head is not trapped inextricably up their asshole. Other personality traits very from one lolcow to another, but every single one of them thinks they're a gift to the internet and makes a show of openly fucking up again and again, usually in the same way each time, steadfastly refusing to ever learn from any of their mistakes.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Show me a man as righteous as me and I'll be the first one to tell you I was wrong

Marshall Casterson. For one.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

I feel really bad for her kids. She's probably the worst parent on the farms.

Hey now, KhordKitty tried to get his children into a babyfur fetish party. Though he’s Jewish so maybe he has a chance with this tart

 

[SargonF00t]

Show me a man as righteous as me and I'll be the first one to tell you I was wrong

Ethan Ralph, your next baby daddy.

 

[Pizdec]

Hey now, KhordKitty tried to get his children into a babyfur fetish party. Though he’s Jewish so maybe he has a chance with this tart

So he can drag her six kids to a babyfur meet, too?

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

So he can drag her six kids to a babyfur meet, too?

Probably. And hey, if righteousness is what Melinda is into, she can’t do better than Khord. We all know how legal, ethical and moral that fellow is.

@TamarYaelBatYah Gabriel Sickel, aka @KhordKitty, is a Jewish film actor, musician, dancer, and father, and he’s also single and seeking. He loves his children and will jump at the chance to regale you with his pure Jewish heritage and his life’s innumerable accomplishments. He’ll even enlighten you to the truth of your TAMIYM ancestry, such is his skill at genealogical research. Go on.

 

[Toasty]

Go eat a bullet. It would probably taste better than your cooking tbh.

Less risk of meeting Sam and Ella again, right @TamarYaelBatYah ?

You're not allowed to bring up new arguments you haven't briefed you idiot twat. If you do you will be told to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

She'd probably get pregnant from that. Or at least really horny.
Edit: shit. Apologies for double post. Please forgive.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Marshall Casterson. For one.

Marshall is in no way as Righteous as me. If he was, I wouldn't have left him

Ethan Ralph, your next baby daddy.

I'm not doing any more concubines

We've all seen this from Melinda countless times over the course of a year.

You're projecting yourself.

 

[White Baby]

Marshall is in no way as Righteous as me. If he was, I wouldn't have left him

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I'm not doing any more concubines





You're projecting yourself.

Charge your phone!

 

[Toasty]

All of you are Christians, Atheists, a Buddhist, and Secular Humanists

Incorrect. Look at the little pictures that you usually take so literally and try again, and maybe quit over generalizing for once.

Some physical violence is words than words. Just depends.

Try actual english next time.

No, not true. Eye for eye means that the Righteous would have a stock pile of the eyeballs of The Wicked.

What do the righteous plan to do with this pile of decomposing eyeballs? Make vitreous humor soup? Charitably donate corneas?

Criticism: "You're draining a fucking hole in my wallet buying too much shit for the children. Money just goes through your fingers like water!"

Criticism: "Your skin looks like road kill. What the fuck do you eat?"

Neither of these are criticism, they are insults. Criticism would be telling someone who is careless with money, "hey, you're careless with money". Constructive criticism would be, " hey, I've noticed that you frequently spend beyond your means, here's some budgeting suggestions." Insulting verbal abuse would be "You fucking greedy bitch. How dare you buy tampons and food for yourself and the kidswhen you got your paycheck? I wanted that money for weed because yahoohey knows I need it to put up with you."
Or for your second example, criticism would be, "wow, your skin looks really unhealthy" constructive criticism would be, "I've noticed that you have a lot of break outs. Do you think you might be over washing? Here's what I tried when I had that problem"
Insults and verbal abuse would be "Ugh your skin looks sallow and prematurely aged, like Melinda's. It's complete garbage. Sucks for you that instagram filters aren't real life."
But for real, your lack of understanding of the differences between these things, and that criticism is in fact neutral, just really drives home how damaged, skewed, and out of touch your thought processes are. Have you only ever been exposed to abusive language or kind gentle kid glove constructive criticism? You went to college, have they all become such hugboxes? So you're home with an asshole who hypothetically is incapable of saying, " hey, I wish you wouldn't leave your bras all over the bathroom, it makes it hard for me to shower," but instead says " I'm sick of your nasty tit slings in my way whenever I take a piss, next time I see them in there, I'll miss the toilet, you lazy messy sperm bank"
Or you're at college where every paper, no matter how garbage is talked up and praised. Oooh, look at you, you're a single mom in college! Sure, there are thousands upon thousands of women who do it, but Melinda deserves a special martyr medal for it.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Was I reading the filing right? She wants to be praised for not resorting to violence?

Yup.

With responses like this, I'm tempted to make a shitty Python bot or something that generates Melinda responses. Chances are they'd be pretty believable.

Do it

I used to be part satanist, but @Burmese Rice Farmer has shown me the light.

Sister! You must return to your Satanic Roots! Let not them lead you astray from path of power, love, and debauchery (Demons are not included and need to be summoned seperately)

MELINDA JERKS OFF PIGS. SHE GETS DOWN ON HER KNEES AND CRAWLS THROUGH THE PIGPISS MUD SLOP AND SNUGGLES UP TO THE PIG, HER FINGERS TRACING ALONG IT’S BELLY UNTIL SHE FINDS IT’S COCK. SHE BEGINS TUGGING AND STROKING AS HER TWAT MOISTENS, HER BREASTS SWELLING AND HER NIPPLES BEGIN TO STICK OUT LIKE ERASERS ON A FRESH #2 PENCIL. SHE GRUNTS WITH SATISFACTION AS THE PIG BEGINS EAGERLY THRUSTING INTO HER HAND, HER GRIP NOW TIGHTENING TO MAINTAIN CONTROL OF THE PIG’S GREASY CORKSCREW COCK. SHE LOWERS HER HEAD TO WATCH THE COCK WORK IN HER HAND, GROANS WITH SATISFACTION AND BEGINS WORKING HER CLIT WITH HER OTHER MUDDY HAND, HER HIPS GYRATING WITH THE RHYTHM OF THE PIG’S THRUSTING. “OH FUCKING JESUS GOD YES..” SHE GASPS. SHE CHANGES POSITIONS, STILL MAINTAINING CONTROL OF THE FEVERISHLY THRUSTING COCK AS THE PIG’S SQUEALING INTENSIFIES. SHE LEANS FORWARD AND WITH HER LIPS ALMOST TOUCHING THE PIG’S EAR, SHE WHISPERS MARSHALL'S NAME AND BEGINS TO SHUDDER. SHE TURNS HER ATTENTION AGAIN TO THE PIGS SWOLLEN MEMBER ROCKING IN HER HAND. SHE PRESSES IT BETWEEN HER HAND AND HER FACE, THE PIG THRUSTING IT AGAINST HER CHEEKS AS SHE DROOLS. WITH A MASSIVE GRUNT AND A HIGH PITCHED SQUEAL, THE PIG’S BALLS EXPLODE, BEGINNING A MASSIVE SHOWER OF HOT, SOUR PIG JIZZ. MELINDA CUPS ONE HAND UNDER THE FOUNTAIN OF STEAMING GENETIC MATERIAL GATHERING IT IN HER HAND AS THE THRUSTING COMES TO AN END. THE PIG SHUDDERS AND BEGINS TO WALK TO THE TROUGH OF SLOP IN THE CORNER OF IT’S PEN, BUT MELINDA TACKLES IT TO THE GROUND. SHE LIFTS IT’S TAIL AND SMEARS THE HANDFUL OF PIG LOAD INTO THE PIG’S OWN FETID BUTTHOLE, TURNING FLAKES OF CRUSTY PIG SHIT INTO A PIGSHIT-PIGJIZZ MUD SLOP ON THE PIGS ASS. NOW SHE TILTS HER HEAD TO THE SKY AND SCREAMS MARSHALL'S FULL NAME, NOT ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT THREE TIMES. SHE SLAMS HER FACE FULL FORCE INTO THE PIG’S BUTTHOLE AND IT’S WREATH OF SHITSEMEN PUDDING, HER TONGUE MACHINE GUN FLICKING THE RIM AND THEN BURYING ITSELF TO THE HILT INSIDE THE PIG’S HOT COLON. MELINDA WORKS HER TONGUE AROUND THE INSIDE OF THE PIGS ASS, AND THEN AS A FEW INCOHERENT SYLLABLES ESCAPED HER NOW BROWN LIPS, SPURTS OF FEMALE EJACULATE SPURT FROM HER MASSIVR PULSATING CUNT. EXHAUSTED, SHE COLLAPSES IN THE MUD, ROLLS OVER ONTO HER BACK, AND LIGHTS A CIGARETTE. SHE TAKES ONE LONG DRAG, LOOKS AGAIN TO THE SKY, AND SPEAKS HER NAME ONE LAST TIME BEFORE SHE DRIFTS OFF TO SLEEP. THAT’S MELINDA. MELINDA DOES THAT.
This is a true story. Marshall sent me the video and everything.

Why the fuck did you post this?

My case at the hearing is going to catch you off guard. Can't wait to sock it to ya!!

That's assuming the judge doesn't grant both of Null's motions, which he likely will, since once again, you failed to follow the judge's orders.

What would humanity do with independence?

Seeing as we've been independant for quite some time....

 

[Toasty]

Why the fuck did you post this?

Because, deep down, when you get to our very bone marrow, since @TamarYaelBatYah is so not posting about how much she loves admiring her own flabby ass in the mirror and posting spandex clad pix of it on a website that she is currently sueing for saying things she doesn't like, and we're supposed to be subsisting on bones, but joke's on our broth and eyeball soup, the bitch won't STFU. Some of us actually miss Raf, and must conjure his spirit sometimes.
Plus it's a super old copy pasta. Lurk more fag. I still love you tho.
@Deadpool @Mushroom Tip

 

[Spectre_06]

Can't you do a simple search before asking a question?

I'm 35.
I'm twice divorced.
I've had 2 husbands and 6 male concubines.

I could, but that'd be more time spent on you that, quite frankly, could be spent on something more productive in life. Like taking a shit.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Some of us actually miss Raf, and must conjure his spirit sometimes.

I feel like it's more a mix of him and @Baby Yoda . Anyway, fair enough for a reason, I suppose.