Gunt in Tampa - 10th - 12th December, 2020

I'll chime in and agree that they are likely not compression socks. As stated, compression socks go half way up the knee. Those are just crusty old cotton socks he's probably owned for 3 years. But I suspect he does, or will, suffer venous insufficiency. He sits on his ass constantly leaving his heart at a constant resting rate. He likely gets really shitty sleep due to his alcoholism leaving him unable to achieve a REM state, which is also really hard on the heart, making it difficult to pump blood efficiently down and back up the leg. Should he develop the beetus, that venous insufficiency will be the catalyst that paves the way for potential and eventual amputation.
 
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: Sir Yarnsalot, L. Duse, Justa Grata Honoria and 3 others
This is the last thing on his twitter, is there any other movement from him? Why isn't he streaming? What a fat loser. Ralph, think of all the money you're missing out on.
1607808857687.png
 
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: Ij999, Justa Grata Honoria, MeltyTW and 2 others
The Demon Baby said:
Ralph is just trying to emulate Dax who is a Californian pedo defender with hipster accents, hence the socks and sandals. Mystery solved.
Click to expand...
If you look at his sandals, he's trying to emulate 'Big Lebowski'.

Ralph's reality is based on popculture references because he doesn't leave the house and doesn't meet or get to know real people. He's doing the big Lebowski because he got a baby crazy woman pregnant and he's not a dad, he's a sperm donor who will have no influence on the baby's life.
76199263c8d1bc961e93c5a0a987b732.png
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Like
Reactions: Ij999, Lemurakk, Trappin in the Trap and 3 others
RichardRApe said:
This is the last thing on his twitter, is there any other movement from him? Why isn't he streaming? What a fat loser. Ralph, think of all the money you're missing out on.
View attachment 1784517
Click to expand...
I think he might not realize that the venue has been known for weeks and is trying to be sneaky (once again costing himself money and not deterring anyone from anything).

EDIT: It honestly makes you wonder if the whole Cuban Club thing is a giant misdirection and it's actually being held somewhere else.
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Like
Reactions: Justa Grata Honoria, Old Man Mario, RichardRApe and 1 other person
Sriracha said:
If you look at his sandals, he's trying to emulate 'Big Lebowski'.

Ralph's reality is based on popculture references because he doesn't leave the house and doesn't meet or get to know real people. He's doing the big Lebowski because he got a baby crazy woman pregnant and he's not a dad, he's a sperm donor who will have no influence on the baby's life.
View attachment 1784572
Click to expand...
Nah man, he already admitted he bought 9 dollar sandals from Wal Mart, probably while in Tampa itself. He's just being cheap.
 
  • Informative
  • Like
Reactions: Ij999, Justa Grata Honoria, RichardRApe and 2 others
RichardRApe said:
This is the last thing on his twitter, is there any other movement from him? Why isn't he streaming? What a fat loser. Ralph, think of all the money you're missing out on.
View attachment 1784517
Click to expand...
Why would bars being open late be a selling point? Never stopped him from getting fucking plastered before.
 
  • Like
Reactions: High Tea, RichardRApe and TriggerMeElmo
polarwater said:
I don't think they're compression socks either, his legs are just fat.
Click to expand...
This. Because his calf is so large around, he has to buy bigger sized socks to be able to pull the top of the sock up over his calf. The heel of the sock goes up the back of his ankle because the "foot" of the sock is sized for an actual bigfoot, but Ralph's foot is just a tiny stubby thing.

If you're reading this Ralph, pull the sock all the way forward and fold it under the front of your foot. That will pull the heel of the sock back down to where it's supposed to be.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Justa Grata Honoria
TaterFarmer said:
This. Because his calf is so large around, he has to buy bigger sized socks to be able to pull the top of the sock up over his calf. The heel of the sock goes up the back of his ankle because the "foot" of the sock is sized for an actual bigfoot, but Ralph's foot is just a tiny stubby thing.

If you're reading this Ralph, pull the sock all the way forward and fold it under the front of your foot. That will pull the heel of the sock back down to where it's supposed to be.
Click to expand...
LOL! Imagine being so retarded that you can’t put socks on properly.
Another example of how Ethan Ralph’s parents failed.
I would feel sorry for him if he wasn’t so damn insufferable.
 
  • Feels
  • Agree
Reactions: John Andrews Stan and Old Man Mario
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back