Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Deadpool]

How much exp do I need to get to level 3? Do we get free exp when another tranny bites the dust and we get blamed for it?

Lvl 3 is obtained by giving Null $20 to be one of his loyal bannermen.

Last session I got hit by a wight and lost a level. I can't find my Player's Handbook, does that mean I go to 1 XP under what I need for level 4, or do I drop to 1 XP over level 3?

Force a woman to make you a sandwich and bring you a beer and you get your lvl back.

 

[Toasty]

Last session I got hit by a wight and lost a level. I can't find my Player's Handbook, does that mean I go to 1 XP under what I need for level 4, or do I drop to 1 XP over level 3?

Lvl 3 is obtained by giving Null $20 to be one of his loyal bannermen.


Force a woman to make you a sandwich and bring you a beer and you get your lvl back.

Good luck with that, there aren't any of us here.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Do I have to rememorize my spells? What about my new sword? It has a level 4 requirement but I already threw away my old sword. Can't I just use it until we get into a random encounter or w/e and I get my XP back?

 

[Deadpool]

Do I have to rememorize my spells? What about my new sword? It has a level 4 requirement but I already threw away my old sword. Can't I just use it until we get into a random encounter or w/e and I get my XP back?

Just as an aside anyone who uses lvl drain in a campaign that lasts longer than an encounter or two is a dick and I wouldn't play D&D with them any more.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

It's so Gygaxian. IIRC level drain was a remnant of a few of Gary's most autistic punishment sessions from his basement that just mysteriously hung around even though everyone has always absolutely hated it.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Also, weird how you dodged the part that proved that your motion to strike was frivolous. Wonder why?

Because you'll see it in my reply headed to the courthouse this week

14 pages. 2891 words.

Weird how you didn't rebute me. He did, yes. And you responded

Weird how you didn't rebute me. He did, yes. And you responded. The deadline is now meaningless.

A Motion to Strike is not a full response. It's a Motion that goes before another response.

Anyways, you'll see the pleadings.

I wonder if she even realizes that she's up against a actual, real lawyer, not some sperg who went to a shitty college and grabbed a degree a lobotomized chimp could have been granted?

Um, you do realize that Mr. Hardin - the "actual real lawyer" you refer to - went to the same Law School as I? Lol. He's a graduate of Appalachian School of Law.

It's not stealing from poor "people". It's obviously just taking from cursed "goyim". ElHomo not only approves, but commands it as a mitzvah DUH!

That's not theologically accurate.

The Talmud commands Jews to oppress Goyim. The Torah does not. The Messiah also stated the same as The Torah: "don't judge *unless* you are judged". So pretty much I can live in peace and quiet separate from Goyim...unless they attack me first

@TamarYaelBatYah I'm curious. Hypothetically if your family were severely strapped for food and you had to go to a food bank, but the food wasn't kosher what would you do?

I've never been in that situation because I stay within my budget and I save a lot of money cooking 95% of my meals at home. Being humble enough to eat a simple diet and do the grunt work of daily coming is part of The Torah. I don't need lavish meals all the time to be content.

This blessing has always been on me since I returned to The Torah:

"You will eat all you want from last year’s harvest and throw out what remains of the old to make room for the new" (Lev. 26:10)

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

So pretty much I can live in peace and quiet separate from Goyim...unless they attack me first

Or unless you continually stalk an internet forum so you can claim you're being "attacked."

 

[Deadpool]

Um, you do realize that Mr. Hardin - the "actual real lawyer" you refer to - went to the same Law School as I? Lol. He's a graduate of Appalachian School of Law

The difference is he graduated, and has a career in law. You dropped out after a year, and have a career tard wrangling niglets for government gibbs. Point Hardin.

never been in that situation because I stay within my budget and I save a lot of money cooking 95% of my meals at home. Being humble enough to eat a simple diet and do the grunt work of daily coming is part of The Torah. I don't need lavish meals all the time to be content.

This blessing has always been on me since I returned to The Torah:

"You will eat all you want from last year’s harvest and throw out what remains of the old to make room for the new" (Lev. 26:10)

That doesn't answer my HYPOTHETICAL question at all. Since I know you don't word no good here's the definition:

noun

1. a hypothetical proposition or statement.
   "Finn talked in hypotheticals, tossing what-if scenarios to Rosen"

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

coming

*cooking

 

[Mushroom Tip]

and do the grunt work of daily coming is part of The Torah. I don't need lavish meals all the time to be content.

This blessing has always been on me since I returned to The Torah:

Coomer 100% CONFIRMED

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

The difference is he graduated, and has a career in law. Youu dropped out after a year, and have a career tard wrangling

Yeah, I'm sure every time men get pregnant and have to stay at home to breastfeed makes it that much easier for them to have a career outside of the home

How'd you get so smart?

Or unless you continually stalk an internet forum so you can claim you're being "attacked."

Saving the answer to that one for court pleadings

 

[Deadpool]

Yeah, I'm sure every time men get pregnant and have to stay at home to breastfeed makes it that much easier for them to have a career outside of the home

How'd you get so smart?

So it's men's fault you're a whore who got knocked up? Unless you were raped you could have kept your legs closed if you're against birth control. You chose to have babies, that's on you. I guess your cousin was down to fuck and you just couldn't resist the urge for some incest.

How'd you get so stupid?

 

[Toasty]

Yeah, I'm sure every time men get pregnant and have to stay at home to breastfeed makes it that much easier for them to have a career outside of the home

No one has to get pregnant, other than rape survivors in third world countries.

How'd you get so much of a victim complex?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Because you'll see it in my reply headed to the courthouse this week

14 pages. 2891 words

Well, that's a 4d move if I ever saw one. Inform the judge of your frivolous motions before the defendant can. Not sure why you'd do it, but...
Also, come on, Mel, you must admit, filling a motion to strike, saying it's because you want to trim down on needed responce, and responding in full anyway looks very bad for you. At best you look horribly inept and without a plan. At worst...well, I think we all know the answer to that.
Btw, ~3k words is not a lot. In any case, arguments are worth more than mere numbers.

A Motion to Strike is not a full response. It's a Motion that goes before another response.

Anyways, you'll see the pleadings

For your sake, I hope you read the citacions you cite this time.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Saving the answer to that one for court pleadings

I look forward to it, given that your court filings are only "pleadings" in the sense that they're laughably pathetic.

 

[Pat Fried Rice]

Um, you do realize that Mr. Hardin - the "actual real lawyer" you refer to - went to the same Law School as I? Lol. He's a graduate of Appalachian School of Law.

Yes. In fact, if you could actually be bothered to lift your jowls off the keyboard and read, you'd see that @Mushroom Tip and I discussed this. To paraphrase my response, how does it feel to know that this person made something of himself, whereas you couldn't hack it and have to resort to trawling this forum to get your attention now that Marshall dumped you like a moldy tampon?

 

[CansOfCant]

Now I wanna get accused of being John Candy. I wanna see Melinda try and serve someone who's been dead nearly 30 years.

Given the way she addresses Sir Dank-a-Lot, I wouldn't be surprised if she tries to serve sue John Goodman at some point.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Yes. In fact, if you could actually be bothered to lift your jowls off the keyboard and read, you'd see that @Mushroom Tip and I discussed this. To paraphrase my response, how does it feel to know that this person made something of himself, whereas you couldn't hack it and have to resort to trawling this forum to get your attention now that Marshall dumped you like a moldy tampon?

I elected to withdraw from law school to focus on my children who needed me. No shame in that.

Where did you get the idea that being a lawyer is superior to being a SAHM?

So it's men's fault you're a whore who got knocked up? Unless you were raped you could have kept your legs closed if you're against birth control. You chose to have babies, that's on you. I guess your cousin was down to fuck and you just couldn't resist the urge for some incest.

How'd you get so stupid?

it doesn't matter if someone chooses to procreate or not

If you create an infrastructure that reduces someone's capability to earn money when they are pregnant, postpartum or breastfeeding, then you have created a SEXIST infrastructure

No one has to get pregnant

No one has to sexually repress, take birth control or have abortions either. It goes both ways.

 

[Mushroom Tip]

1) I elected to withdraw from law school to focus on my children who needed me. No shame in that.

2) Where did you get the idea that being a lawyer is superior to being a SAHM?

1) not the excuse you gave before, inconsistent Piggie...go back and read your last excuse
2) if it weren't, why do you aspire to be one/ pantomime being one?

Whole lotta cope here...

 

[Deadpool]

Where did you get the idea that being a lawyer is superior to being a SAHM?

I never said it was in general. It is however superior when your embroiled in a lawsuit. Lawyers tend to win out over SAHM'S in those, because you know they're lawyers.

One of my best friends is a SAHM. A good SAHM mom is priceless. A shitty SAHM like you is a dime a dozen and should have lye poured in their vaginas to keep them from breeding more retarded niglets to poorly raise.

it doesn't matter if someone chooses to procreate or not

If you create an infrastructure that reduces someone's capability to earn money when they are pregnant, postpartum or breastfeeding, then you have created a SEXIST infrastructure

Wah they system didn't cater to my shitty life decsions wah-A retard named Melinda.