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What's a Gen X guy supposed to do to fuck Gen Z girls? Pay them? Yes, Lucas. Or be ridiculously attractive, which you'll never be.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Lucas: "I am a non-violent pacifist!"
Also Lucas: "Fight me IRL, bigot!"
Also Lucas: *posts meme implying young women who won't sleep with him should be guillotined*
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Or have literally any redeeming qualities.
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Rejoice fellow kiwis and sofalaw members, he finally posted a chimp out video!
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SHUT UR BIGOT HOLES!!!
WonderWino
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Sounds like the pressure is starting to get to him. Not surprising really. He's sleeping in a bus station at best, winter is quickly settling in and nobody wants anything to do with him. I wonder how long it'll be before he goes spastic or creeps out on somebody at the bus station and gets thrown out again. He is in for a long, cold winter and another christmas alone, without even a giftcard as he has no address to send it to
He must be just aching for january to finally come to get his college disbursement money. Not that it'll last very long the way he spends it. The best part is he can only use the college route so many times before he gets denied for failing or dropping too many classes and not going anywhere with it. When that isn't an option anymore he'll have nothing left to rely on financially except his tardbux and EBT and being an idiot in his 40s that has to wait for his weekly allowance from his wrangler....ironically much like the teen girls waiting for their allowance from their parents that he hungers after so strongly
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As someone who enjoys historical music, yeah.
Will someone explain to Youtube that the HRE were not Nazis?
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I smell another sectioning coming soon to a Spokane bus station near you!
Fatal Walter
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I'm not even going to bother to tell this faggot to shut the fuck up. I'm sure you get the idea.
"submissive wet napkin"- you hit the nail on the head and gave me a good laugh this morning.
Yea Lucas the tough guy. He forgot what he did when he was challenged to a legal fight under the Mutual Combat Law. The Freak blocked the guy who challenged him. Face to face with a man, Lucas will shit his pants.
Nobleman
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Talked to a friend who works for the county and loathes the Wern. He said the tan back walls and basketball hoop in the background of Lucas's videos is the Salvation Army shelter.
Buuutt some of Lucas's recent videos have been at night outside or at the plaza. SA shelter check in is 3 pm. So did he get kicked from there too (possibly again)?
Also the bus plaza closes night at 10 pm I believe and opens at 5 am. So he couldn't be sleeping there.
We have seen Lucas do this before, when he is on the street, he tries to hide it.
Buuutt some of Lucas's recent videos have been at night outside or at the plaza. SA shelter check in is 3 pm. So did he get kicked from there too (possibly again)?
Also the bus plaza closes night at 10 pm I believe and opens at 5 am. So he couldn't be sleeping there.
We have seen Lucas do this before, when he is on the street, he tries to hide it.
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@Nobleman think of all the content we could get if you invite him into your home!
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I wonder if Dr. Nigga Luke is sleeping rough in December? Those are dire circumstances. And all the big idiot can think about is "hand over the women to me". The guy is just broken. I would love to hear if he got kicked out of Salvation Army in one day. Maybe he didn't like their rules and just decided it wasn't worth it? I would fall in line to avoid freezing to death.
As as been said, the cow doesn't even have warm gloves or a proper hat or cold weather gear. Oh, no. That money is better spent on 5 star steak and prime rib dinners and treating a bunch of troons to tacos and burritos at the Motel 6. He is after all a descendant of kings. True royalty he is.
Anyone keeping up with Myrna's social media? Has she made any mention of her ragman son and his comings and goings?
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Alexa, show me a keyboard warrior.
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It's sad that Lucas is sleeping at a bus station. Sadder still that he put himself there. But then he opens his mouth, and it's suddenly not that sad that he's sleeping at a bus station.
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This is what ya boi Lucas does, face to face, with his opp.
Yes.
Sockness wanted to come in CWC's butthole, and didn't. I used to ship Sockness and CWC, before I got over the novelty of a guy who wanted to leave CWC's ass a "flaming ruin," and realized just how boring Sockness is.
Sockness is also reputed to have an ancient sugar daddy, who is so old and loathsome he'll settle for Sockness ass. Whether or not his sugar daddy is capable of achieving an erection, even with the aid of pharmaceuticals, is questionable.
Sockness is a giant retard, and still far more functional and stable than Lucas.
Sockness is also reputed to have an ancient sugar daddy, who is so old and loathsome he'll settle for Sockness ass. Whether or not his sugar daddy is capable of achieving an erection, even with the aid of pharmaceuticals, is questionable.
Sockness is a giant retard, and still far more functional and stable than Lucas.
That doesn't look like the Salvation Army's new shelter (The Way Out) where he was before. Must be the Salvation Army building at 222 E. Indiana.
It was driving me crazy how the mask kept falling down, so he’d pull it up to where it’s supposed to be, but then he would pull it down so it was just at the tip of his nose EVERY SINGLE TIME so it would immediately slip down again. Fucking idiot.
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Well at least he’s improved from pulling it up over his eyes. He’s also lost 200 lbs, got on the dean’s list, and is looking for a part time job WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT, GEN Z!?
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It's honestly so funny, like he'll kick your ass but he's too chickenshit to go on a live with anyone. OK Lucas.
He'd probably start sobbing and begging the second anyone made a vaguely aggressive move toward him offline.
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This Keith Spokane guy showed me their convo on Facebook: to locals he's a huge pussy.
So I can only imagine an irl confrontation.