Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Goldaor said:
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It's surreal.
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.....He looks like he is trying to stab somebody he hates with an invisible knife in that pic

Patchwork Ragdoll said:
His eye(s) are so unsettling.
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Thats an understatement. and in that screenshot he looks like he is some kind of psycho knocking on some teen girls door about to say or do something horrifying when she answers it

Fatal Walter said:
This is the worst guillotine meme I've ever seen and that's saying something. This is just like "Sleep with me or you should be executed."
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If anything his tard wrangler should take that shit as at least an implied threat and have a talking to him about saying things people could take as threatening young women, for the sake of everyone involved, to avoid any potential incident. Especially one that may be aimed at lucas if someone catches him doing that shit

darkwingsonichugorl said:
Lucas may be near the breaking point. Once he's kicked out of the bus station, where does he go? There's 3 weeks until he can blow all his SSI on Motel 6 again. Freezing nights every night are coming.
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He was banned from the bus station at some point for his behavior and told by security to stay off the premises unless he was a customer. Apparently they forgot about that at some point

Goldaor said:
This morning he sent that to the Spokane girl: a remix of baby zoom made by YouTube user JimBallz uploaded 7hrs ago.
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Even for lucas thats a dumbass move. The pressure must be starting to get to him

telemeres69 said:
It's pretty funny when you remember he hasn't the balls to do anything
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The stalking incident and DV charge imply otherwise. As does his attempt to fight dan campbell back in the day and that creepy video of him bragging about not raping that sleeping girl despite the fact he claims he totally could have if he was that type of guy. Its not wise to underestimate what someone is capable of under the right circumstances. Lucas is the type to be timid as fuck until he isn't. Everyone has their breaking point and something that will set them off if you put them in the right circumstances. Lucas has little to lose and is neither sane nor rational. You never know what someone like that is capable of. There is also the fact that lucas is exactly the kind of person who will try something if he thinks he can get away with it
 
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IbnTaymiyyah said:
Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks Lucas looks genuinely horrifying with a mask on. At least with the mask off, his absurdly large facial proportions make it impossible to take him seriously as a threat to people around him. Without his bloated jaw exposed, he just looks like a Criminal Minds unsub.
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It’s funny you say this, I literally have a note in my phone of “Lucas Werner as an unsub” that I made one day when I was bored 💀💀💀
 
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Since Lucas is so boring at the moment here's the latest sofalaw highlight:
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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
Shit, The Wern is a living Capitalist's/Lib-Right's lazily constructed strawman.
"He's a SOCIALIST so he's FAT and UNEMPLOYED and a TOTAL PUSSY but uh also he's A PEDO RAPIST!"
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This is so true. Lucas is a stereotypical straw man for conservatives who want to bash welfare. The fat fuck dines on expensive steak dinners paid for by our tax dollars, gets free medical care, and all sorts of other hand outs. He is an example of what is wrong with the welfare system in the US.

I want to know where Lucas got this idea that all these young women care so much about politics. Most of them don't. Some of course do. But I would say the vast majority of them don't.

And as much as Lucas moos and rees about Bernie Sanders and how Orange Man bad, he couldn't be bothered to waddle to the polls to vote for Sanders or anyone else. Politics is just a way that he thinks he can get into baby zooms' panties.

It has been said before, that if young women for some reason loved Donald Trump, which some do, but apparently not nearly as many who love Sanders. Then Lucas would be all MAGA.


Those girls wearing bikinis in that pic would be terrified if Lucas approached them. A large stinky hobo coming up to them.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
I want to know where Lucas got this idea that all these young women care so much about politics. Most of them don't. Some of course do. But I would say the vast majority of them don't.
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There's lots of zoomer young women that virtue signal pretending to care about politics, but they really don't, and I assume it's more prevalent in Washington state. Especially the skanky attention whore types that Lucas gets drawn to. I assume Lucas sees this as something he can relate to these 11-24 year olds he desperately wants to fuck, so he can virtue signal too.

And, of course, if a Trump loving zoomer bae looked at Lucas, he would suddenly shift his political beliefs.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
I dunno. I still am not convinced he's gay. He may take it up the butt if the dude would hand him a Gen Z bae. Who knows? He may be sort of bi curious?
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Look.

We've all seen his nudes in this thread and have been exposed to the full spectrum of his entire personality.

Ain't no way he's a top.

Lucas is absolutely the type of bottom that would be jealous of hearing someone else being called a "bottom bitch", though, and would go on about it being classism and capitalism that they weren't all equal bitches because he has no idea what the phrase "bottom bitch" means he just knows it has the word bottom in it.
 
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Goldaor said:
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News flash: Lucas was converted to homosexuality.
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.....It also looks like lucas is trying to have some kind of fucked up raider haircut from fallout going on there

Lucas is exactly the kind of person who would end up waking up after a night in the homeless shelter or bus station and find himself in a warehouse somewhere being stuck in one of jigsaws games for being a creepy waste of space

I can see it now: beartrap on a timer on lucas's gourd shaped head and the key to unlock it surgically implanted in his microdick, so he has to cut it off with a hacksaw to save his life

mothman96 said:
The Freak did say he'd be up to "dude play" IRL top or bottom
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So lucas is admitting he would do homosexual acts irl then. Lucas 'totally not gay' werner everybody

Some gay guy should tell him he'll get him a zoomer bae if lucas takes it up the ass for him, then fuck his ass and refuse to give him a zoomer after. Teach lucas a lesson he'll never ever live down. and i'm sure his mother would be so proud to find out lucas wanted to fuck little girls so bad he let a guy buttfuck him
 
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Da Dude123 said:
This is so true. Lucas is a stereotypical straw man for conservatives who want to bash welfare. The fat fuck dines on expensive steak dinners paid for by our tax dollars, gets free medical care, and all sorts of other hand outs. He is an example of what is wrong with the welfare system in the US.

I want to know where Lucas got this idea that all these young women care so much about politics. Most of them don't. Some of course do. But I would say the vast majority of them don't.

And as much as Lucas moos and rees about Bernie Sanders and how Orange Man bad, he couldn't be bothered to waddle to the polls to vote for Sanders or anyone else. Politics is just a way that he thinks he can get into baby zooms' panties.

It has been said before, that if young women for some reason loved Donald Trump, which some do, but apparently not nearly as many who love Sanders. Then Lucas would be all MAGA.


Those girls wearing bikinis in that pic would be terrified if Lucas approached them. A large stinky hobo coming up to them.
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As a conservative, there's a difference between the state helping those who can't work and aren't otherwise being helped and giving money to Lucas and his ilk.
That said, the way he uses taxpayers' money could turn the most hardline socialist into an Ayn Rand-style ”kill the poor” ancap.
darkwingosonichugorl said:
There's lots of zoomer young women that virtue signal pretending to care about politics, but they really don't, and I assume it's more prevalent in Washington state. Especially the skanky attention whore types that Lucas gets drawn to. I assume Lucas sees this as something he can relate to these 11-24 year olds he desperately wants to fuck, so he can virtue signal too.

And, of course, if a Trump loving zoomer bae looked at Lucas, he would suddenly shift his political beliefs.
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I'd go one further and say that he'd get swastikas tattooed on his body if a Nazi chick looked at him. And to be fair, he wouldn't be the ugliest or most paedophilic Nazi in the Reichsgau.
 
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