Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Lucas the woke ally everyone. He's more right wing in his view of women than any Republicans I've met

Yeah, but he hangs around with the ”we have a right to [thing you should get off your arse and work for]” crowd because he's averse to work.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Yeah, but he hangs around with the ”we have a right to [thing you should get off your arse and work for]” crowd because he's averse to work.

Incels are Marxists but about dating rather than economics.

 

[WonderWino]

Incels are Marxists but about dating rather than economics.

Incels of the world unite! you have nothing to lose but your virginity! - lucas werner

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas on a content strike, eh? Yeah, he has tried that before when he only released stuff on Patreon. When no one was subscribing he went back to posting on YouTube and Facebook. I think that idea lasted almost a week.

He will break down and post soon. He has to share his ideas with the world! He just has to! It's a huge part of what makes him an Lolcow. How else will the zoomer baes learn about the plenty good, homeless, 41 year old ragman?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Incels are Marxists but about dating rather than economics.

I've seen them unironically talk about rape in terms of ”seizing the means of reproduction” so you're right there.

That said, incels aren't known for being upstanding people.

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

I can imagine young Lucas saying, "later" then sitting there staring stupidity at his feet not understanding 'later' was short for 'see you later.' Imagine being the kid Lucas was trying to sound cool and interact with, awkward. Lucas is a pro at making the people around him feel uncomfortable. The man's a walking red flag, and has been since he was a child.

Spoiler: A History of Rejection

 

[Goldaor]

More pedo posting from our favorite common friend.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Fatty just posted one of the creepiest videos in a while, he's really getting off on this fist in the air bullshit lately. Is this supposed to be some kind of statement of oppression? Yes Lucas society is keeping you from succeeding in your goals you lazy awkward psychopathic demented crazy eyed piece of shit.

 

[Wernology]

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More pedo posting from our favorite common friend.

I love that he didn't turn off location tagging again.

Maybe it's like the "I DON'T SEE ANY OF YOU LINING UP AT HOUSE OF CHARITY TO FUCK A BUM!" thing, only he's gone down a rung on the social ladder and is at the bus shelter, yet still one step above technically sleeping outside.

 

[Goldaor]

Fatty just posted one of the creepiest videos in a while

It's surreal.

 

[Gracie's Ghost]

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It's surreal.

JFC he looks completely unhinged. It's almost cartoonish.

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

His eye(s) are so unsettling.

 

[Fatal Walter]

This is the worst guillotine meme I've ever seen and that's saying something. This is just like "Sleep with me or you should be executed."

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Lucas may be near the breaking point. Once he's kicked out of the bus station, where does he go? There's 3 weeks until he can blow all his SSI on Motel 6 again. Freezing nights every night are coming.

 

[Goldaor]

This morning he sent that to the Spokane girl: a remix of baby zoom made by YouTube user JimBallz uploaded 7hrs ago.

https://youtu.be/XgtJcGKYPxA

 

[Wernology]

I'd bet all my telomeres he doesn't appreciate what I've done for him here.

 

[ThomasAudley]

So is Lucas sleeping at Spokane Plaza, and is the indoor area open 24/7 and they allow bums to shelter in there? Why doesn't the city run them out?

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

So Lucas is on a content strike until someone yeets him a bae?

I’ll never understand this form of protest by him. It’s really the equivalent of holding your breath until you get your way. Eventually you have to breathe. Wern’s compulsion to post videos will return soon enough. Blathering into that camera phone is the only form of socializing that Lucas has. The crazy in him will ruminate until he has to express it.

His next video will probably start with, ”Here’s the thing...” and he will angrily expound on the circular argument that has been cycling in his brain over and over the past week, convinced of its iron clad logic.

Imagine if we could convince Lucas to go on hunger strike until someone yeets him a bae

Incels are Marxists but about dating rather than economics.

I mean in Lucas Werner's case its basically both. "Gibs me UBI AND gibs me a girlfriend!"

Shit, The Wern is a living Capitalist's/Lib-Right's lazily constructed strawman.
"He's a SOCIALIST so he's FAT and UNEMPLOYED and a TOTAL PUSSY but uh also he's A PEDO RAPIST!"

This is the worst guillotine meme I've ever seen and that's saying something. This is just like "Sleep with me or you should be executed."
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More pedo posting from our favorite common friend.

Holy fucking shit something is excessively disturbing about the combination of these two posts in combination with each other...

 

[Dread First]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks Lucas looks genuinely horrifying with a mask on. At least with the mask off, his absurdly large facial proportions make it impossible to take him seriously as a threat to people around him. Without his bloated jaw exposed, he just looks like a Criminal Minds unsub.

 

[teleméres69]

I too remember when I first discovered electro/industrial Lucas. I hope creeper fully embraces looking like a cartoon villain. You've heard of hobo with a shotgun, now meet hobo with a smartphone

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It's surreal.

It's pretty funny when you remember he hasn't the balls to do anything

His eye(s) are so unsettling.

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I wish Lucas would progress to the "sleep with me or I'll do something I'll regret" stage so he can drop the facade of being a 'nice guy'. He's never going to do anything beyond make himself look like a rapist and it'll be funny to see it backfire on him badly

This is the worst guillotine meme I've ever seen and that's saying something. This is just like "Sleep with me or you should be executed."
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Doubtful. Lucas is a huge coward. Worst he'll do is yell at a woman like the woman at House of Charity and get arrested again. He'll go on some probation again where he isn't allowed weed or alcohol and will proceed ro record himself smoking weed and drinking alcohol as the state enables him yet again

Lucas may be near the breaking point. Once he's kicked out of the bus station, where does he go? There's 3 weeks until he can blow all his SSI on Motel 6 again. Freezing nights every night are coming.

It's not like Lucas can look more autistic at this point, so what has he got to lose I guess

This morning he sent that to the Spokane girl: a remix of baby zoom made by YouTube user JimBallz uploaded 7hrs ago.View attachment 1785508

https://youtu.be/XgtJcGKYPxA

People have been trying to run the fat pedo out of town for 4 years now. Doubt anyone cares to bother anymore. Hobos always seem to come back no matter how unwanted they are

So is Lucas sleeping at Spokane Plaza, and is the indoor area open 24/7 and they allow bums to shelter in there? Why doesn't the city run them out?

Lucas looks like a monster no matter what he wears. He's just a repulsive predator who looks, and likely smells, like his personality

Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks Lucas looks genuinely horrifying with a mask on. At least with the mask off, his absurdly large facial proportions make it impossible to take him seriously as a threat to people around him. Without his bloated jaw exposed, he just looks like a Criminal Minds unsub.