Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

And Dr. Nigga Lucas needs "Gen Z Baes". Come on, hook him up with phone numbers! Quit being greedy and quit withholding the women from him!
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The way he says "I'm also in my second year at Spokane community college starting January where I was on the honor roll in 2019". It's like he's trying to give the impression he's close to getting a degree and made the "honor roll" through out all quarters of 2019.

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@Nobleman , @Trainwreck -- there is a basketball hoop behind him in this picture. Any idea where he was at?

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So guys... I got an answer (surely not the truth, but an answer) about his living situation. Lucas claimed that the new living situation “isn’t going to work out because he would have to pay the landlord directly.” When pressed as to why on earth that would be a problem he said that paying the landlord only helps the landlord, not his friends who he was living with, and he isn’t okay with that.

So yeah, safe to say they kicked him out and he’s trying to cover his ass by being “the hero” as usual, because of course virtue signaling about how “landlord bad” matters more to him than not freezing to death.

I think its funny that he think Generation Z gives a shit about validation from him.
RIGHT lmao like bruh NO one cares what you think. He always does shit like that, which is part of why I think he truly is a narcissist. Remember a couple years ago when he was going on about the book he wrote, and he kept saying things like “as soon as I have a girlfriend I’ll press send on the email of my book to publishers!!!” As if that would make someone hand him a girlfriend on a silver platter.

Newsflash dude, that doesn’t mean anything even if we DID care about it. Anyone can send a manuscript to a publisher, that doesn’t mean it will get published and his “book” certainly wouldn’t. And even if sending a book to a publisher did mean it would magically end up in stores the next day, still no one gives a fuck. So yeah he’s always doing that — “prove me wrong”, “I’ll stop believing X if you do Y”, etc. and he is completely incapable of recognizing that literally no one could possibly care less.
 
RIGHT lmao like bruh NO one cares what you think. He always does shit like that, which is part of why I think he truly is a narcissist. Remember a couple years ago when he was going on about the book he wrote, and he kept saying things like “as soon as I have a girlfriend I’ll press send on the email of my book to publishers!!!” As if that would make someone hand him a girlfriend on a silver platter.

Newsflash dude, that doesn’t mean anything even if we DID care about it. Anyone can send a manuscript to a publisher, that doesn’t mean it will get published and his “book” certainly wouldn’t. And even if sending a book to a publisher did mean it would magically end up in stores the next day, still no one gives a fuck. So yeah he’s always doing that — “prove me wrong”, “I’ll stop believing X if you do Y”, etc. and he is completely incapable of recognizing that literally no one could possibly care less.
He also wasn’t going to go back to school until he got a girlfriend.
 
christmas dinners at the homeless shelters are like
really strongly depends on the shelter. i usually help prepare meals and put together some pot luck dinners on xmas eve and day, with leftovers being portioned into hand out bags or in sealed, sterilized, donated tupperware to be distributed by police on patrol to the less fortunate people who don't get out much (impoverished elderly). i guarantee that the community center near you - church, town hall, hunting lodge, VFW, police or fire station, et c - will have some signage and can point you towards a crises center where you can bring some semblance of holiday to others in need. likewise many such places can offer good homes to gently used jackets, sweaters, socks, shoes, and so on. a lot of women's and family shelters are keen on gently used toys, toiletries, and other home goods.

also never underestimate the good feeling you can give someone with a new make up kit or a nice pair of pants and shirt for a pick-me-up. that sort of thing does wonders for improving mood and can go a long way to staving off depression and giving someone some self esteem.

for convenience, https://www.charitynavigator.org/ is a great site to use to find a charitable organization that you agree with. make sure that the money you donate has a sizeable (above 70%, but 85%+ is common in smaller orgs) amount going to the actual programs the charity runs instead of administration. your local police department and county sheriff will also have contacts with DV shelters and similar who can always use stuff like working but older cell phones and clothing and things to help a family get through a tough time.

losing weight is definitely a job skill that is super relevant to him getting hired at any job whatsoever.
that won't get him any offers of employment beyond day labor stuff. "some college" generally means someone who is seriously pursuing a bachelor degree and is in the middle of it, or someone that has an associates or completed a bunch of accredited courses but decided college wasn't the way to go (people like this get into trade school or join a union for union work or something). it's also kind of contradictory to list literally all days and all times as available to work, yet also state that he's going to attend school. typically students must be picky about availability so as not to conflict with school hours and study/lab time.

having recently hired some people, looking at this sort of "job wanted" post just makes me think it's a day labor guy looking for gig work on the side once in a while. trim the hedges at the condo i own once a month, help repave a driveway or put up a fence or clear a lot of junk/trash, et c. not a serious desire for gainful (especially professional) employment.
 
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I love that he thinks that being utterly unskilled can be made up for by being locked up in a psych hospital for so long he quit smoking and for having continually gained and lost weight through gluttony and homelessness.


losing weight is definitely a job skill that is super relevant to him getting hired at any job whatsoever.
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Wow, he has no idea how to sell himself at all.

Like, I managed to turn, "I spent a few hellish years deciding it was a good idea to be a class and raid leader for 40 man raids in a progression guild" into some absolute bullshit about being able to work with a wide variety of people and having good leadership and organizational skills.

He could have easily gone with shit like he's adaptable/flexible (you know because he's an indoor/outdoor animal), that he's resourceful (managing not to starve, freeze, or be stabbed to death), creative (again with the managing not to starve, freeze, or be stabbed to death...also, begrudgingly his stupid board game creation fits here), able to work with a variety of people (which is a lie, but still, he could use his 'I know lots of hobos' and spin it that way), active (because he shuffles around downtown Spokane all day), good with technology (listen, a lot of people spin 'I use facebook and have a smartphone' as that), and for fuck's sake leave your stupid weight loss, smoking cessation (I mean, ok, congrats, that's a great thing to have stopped doing, but it also is completely irrelevant here) and and that you're stupid enough to expect $1k/month part time for having no marketable skills.

Right now, even day labor jobs would look at this and go, "LOL so...he's useless and we'd just waste time and money trying to train him."
 
I love that he thinks that being utterly unskilled can be made up for by being locked up in a psych hospital for so long he quit smoking and for having continually gained and lost weight through gluttony and homelessness.


losing weight is definitely a job skill that is super relevant to him getting hired at any job whatsoever.
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"I quit smoking 3 years ago"

So he doesnt consider smoking weed all the time smoking I guess
 
He'll fuck up every opportunity, burn every bridge, bite every hand that feeds him, and wind up freezing to death.
Lay your body down upon the midnight snow
Feel the cold of winter in your hair
Here in a world of your own
In a casing that's grown
To a children's delight
That arrived overnight.

And here they come to play their magic games
Carving names upon your frozen hand.
Here in a world of your own
Like a sleeper whose eyes
Sees the pain with surprise
As it smothers your cries
They'll never never know.

Hey there's a Snowman
Hey, Hey what a Snowman
Pray for the Snowman
Ooh, Ooh what a Snowman
They say a snow year's a good year
Filled with the love of all who lie so deep.

Smiling faces tear your body to the ground
Covered red that only we can see.
Here in a ball that they made
From the snow on the ground
See it rolling away
Wild eyes to the sky
They'll never, never know.
People throw the 'incel' term around alot, including incels themselves. What they actually mean is that their standards are too high for what they bring to the table, and that they aren't willing to stoop to the level of romantic partner they deserve quite yet.
or in the case of Reddit users, they use it to mean "someone I don't like"
 
So Lucas is on a content strike until someone yeets him a bae?

I’ll never understand this form of protest by him. It’s really the equivalent of holding your breath until you get your way. Eventually you have to breathe. Wern’s compulsion to post videos will return soon enough. Blathering into that camera phone is the only form of socializing that Lucas has. The crazy in him will ruminate until he has to express it.

His next video will probably start with, ”Here’s the thing...” and he will angrily expound on the circular argument that has been cycling in his brain over and over the past week, convinced of its iron clad logic.
 
I have a feeling he has stopped posting videos once he started paying more attention to the archives @klickitat and @Goldaor has been posting to YouTube, seeing the comments and narrative he isn’t able to control by deleting or blocking them. Just a theory.

Wouldn't surprise me. And he likely won't go private again on IG or FB because that means he doesn't get the attention through comments (that he can control) or likes. If he goes private again and keeps up with the I'LL BLOCK YOU IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME he knows damn well the attention dries up.


But he can totally quit any time he wants.

I'll be fair to him here. I quit smoking tobacco at about 22 and it's been well over 10 years, but I still occasionally smoke weed. Difference being it's easy to set down weed if I don't want it or can't get it, cigarettes were an addictive, automatic habit that were a lot harder to set down.

I've never had a craving for weed, but I still get a craving for a cigarette now and again.

Assuming he's not lying and he really did drop cigarettes for good, that's a pretty good accomplishment as a lot of people never fully drop it, but it's not CV fodder. Technically, if he knew how to use words properly, he could frame it without mentioning what it was on a CV as a "good discipline" trait but that's a massive stretch.
 
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