Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Stilgar of Troon]

The phase where he starts losing extremities to the combination of beetus and cold is where this gets depressing instead of funny.

You say that, but if just his dick fell off and he couldn't impregnate a zoomerbae, even in the unlikely event that he could woo one? That shit would be funny AF.
In fact, that's the Wern arc I want to see; his chode falls off from a cold/beetus combo and he is almost immediately inundated by thirsty zoomerbaes.

 

[WonderWino]

The phase where he starts losing extremities to the combination of beetus and cold is where this gets depressing instead of funny.

I don't know. Watching stumpy lucas waddling down the street on his stumps or sitting on a skateboard and using that to wheel around spokane like they do in india when they're legless might be amusing. Plus we'd get to see him screeching about how super healthy he is and how great his sperm is while missing his legs from the beetus and showing off what a fine genetic specimen he is. Truly a khan level ubermensch right there. and of course he'll be able to skip the fisting offer and go straight to claiming he doesn't need to have a horsecock cause he has thick leg stumps and can give her a good ass stumping right

I mean he'll finally have a set of wheels at least. All he has to do is do some modifications to it and rig up a weedwacker motor to it and he's all set. Hell he could do that now with a mountain bike and get around easier. I know a guy that did that once with a 10 speed. Turns out it works really well for getting the bike moving.....the problems start when you try to use the brakes. But seeing lucas slam on the brakes after going all out and watching him go flying over the handlebars and headlong into traffic would be quite the fitting end

So what do you think the odds are that he'll get extra stupid about housing and try to build some kind of makeshift igloo in the park when it starts snowing. He could add a few of them and make it look like santas village to lure in the little girls....until some pissed off father sees what he's doing and kicks his hobo snow hut down and gives him a good beating

 

[Trainwreck]

The phase where he starts losing extremities to the combination of beetus and cold is where this gets depressing instead of funny.

I'm still surprised he didn't lose part of his nose after his last bout of wintertime street sleeping. If I recall correctly, that was when he was outside in Olympia where he had a better chance of fairing in that winter weather vs here. His nose was swollen bigger than his microdick.

 

[wenttobermuda]

You say that, but if just his dick fell off and he couldn't impregnate a zoomerbae, even in the unlikely event that he could woo one? That shit would be funny AF.
In fact, that's the Wern arc I want to see; his chode falls off from a cold/beetus combo and he is almost immediately inundated by thirsty zoomerbaes.

What about his fists?

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

What about his fists?

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Good point... Yeah, scratch that, I hope he gets Jack Torrance'd.

 

[VoidFace]

If parts start falling off of Lucas, either from frostbite or diabetes, how much you wanna bet he would add that to the total weight he’s lost?

 

[Da Dude123]

I think Nigga Luke may have threatened suicide again to get out of the cold. Really not a bad plan. He doesn't have any catfish that we know of now, so it will be hard to track. I guess we need to stay tuned to his social media and be observant for the word on the street, and of course, the voices on the wind.

 

[WonderWino]

I think Nigga Luke may have threatened suicide again to get out of the cold. Really not a bad plan. He doesn't have any catfish that we know of now, so it will be hard to track. I guess we need to stay tuned to his social media and be observant for the word on the street, and of course, the voices on the wind.

It wouldn't surprise me if he did. But if thats his plan for getting through the winter then its definitely a bad plan, because as I pointed out already it isn't something he can do constantly without either triggering a forced commitment and medication or them realizing what hes doing and telling him to piss off or else. So he can only do that a few times before red flags start getting raised. That aside it only gets him off the street for a few days anyway when it does work so its not a solution anyway

That said, his 30 day ban at the shelter should be up by now. If he were allowed back you'd think he would go there instead of risking trouble or commitment again. It makes me wonder why he hasn't just gone back there

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

If parts start falling off of Lucas, either from frostbite or diabetes, how much you wanna bet he would add that to the total weight he’s lost?

Not only that but also somehow chalk it up to "sacrifices" he's made for ALL of gen Z, and accuse them of being at fault for it for being agephobic leftist in name only bigots who won't let him stay at their place.

 

[IceQueen]

I don't know. Watching stumpy lucas waddling down the street on his stumps or sitting on a skateboard and using that to wheel around spokane like they do in india when they're legless might be amusing. Plus we'd get to see him screeching about how super healthy he is and how great his sperm is while missing his legs from the beetus and showing off what a fine genetic specimen he is. Truly a khan level ubermensch right there. and of course he'll be able to skip the fisting offer and go straight to claiming he doesn't need to have a horsecock cause he has thick leg stumps and can give her a good ass stumping right

I mean he'll finally have a set of wheels at least. All he has to do is do some modifications to it and rig up a weedwacker motor to it and he's all set. Hell he could do that now with a mountain bike and get around easier. I know a guy that did that once with a 10 speed. Turns out it works really well for getting the bike moving.....the problems start when you try to use the brakes. But seeing lucas slam on the brakes after going all out and watching him go flying over the handlebars and headlong into traffic would be quite the fitting end

So what do you think the odds are that he'll get extra stupid about housing and try to build some kind of makeshift igloo in the park when it starts snowing. He could add a few of them and make it look like santas village to lure in the little girls....until some pissed off father sees what he's doing and kicks his hobo snow hut down and gives him a good beating

Yeah I mean... If he starts losing limbs/extremities I will feel bad for him because that's human nature. But as much as it will be unfortunate that that is happening to another human being, it is so, SO much his own doing that I (and likely others) won't feel nearly as bad for him as we would if someone lost limbs completely without doing a thing to bring on the loss. Lucas' diabetes rages out of control because he refuses to acknowledge it (like so many of his health problems). He could have stayed in his housing if he wasn't such an insufferable idiot. Even with losing the housing, he has had almost a year now to rectify that situation and with how coddled he is by the system, he easily could've gotten into a new apartment by now if he actually gave a shit about doing so. He even says in some of the videos from the past year that he LIKES being homeless because he's "less isolated". How ridiculous.

So yeah TLDR I'll feel a little sad for him when that starts happening but it's so much his own fault that it's impossible to care THAT much.

If parts start falling off of Lucas, either from frostbite or diabetes, how much you wanna bet he would add that to the total weight he’s lost?

LMAOOOO he 100% will do this. "I lost a finger so that's another 15 pounds down." His weight estimations are so absurd I wouldn't put this past him at all.

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

I hope Fing is ok.

 

[Goldaor]

He's back

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Its amazing how much better off he was just 1 year ago. and his life was still terrible in 2019

It really is. I started following Lucas around his 40th birthday with the Dream Chaser shenanigans when Lucas was shirtless on his bed every video with the repulsive hair grease stain on his fartbox wall. How much things have changed... and completely for the worse somehow.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

He's back
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Biting his lip like he thinks he's so f****** sexy oh, yeah that's the priority he should have. What is he in a bus station? Yeah bite that lip Lucas bite that pillow too!

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah I mean... If he starts losing limbs/extremities I will feel bad for him because that's human nature. But as much as it will be unfortunate that that is happening to another human being, it is so, SO much his own doing that I (and likely others) won't feel nearly as bad for him as we would if someone lost limbs completely without doing a thing to bring on the loss.

I'll still laugh at him about it but I'll feel even more like a terrible human being than usual.

 

[INeedUhChickUnder26]

People throw the 'incel' term around alot, including incels themselves. What they actually mean is that their standards are too high for what they bring to the table, and that they aren't willing to stoop to the level of romantic partner they deserve quite yet.

Lucas, on the other hand, is truly involuntarily celibate. A combination of his repulsive physical appearance, hygiene, and various mental illnesses disqualify him from ANY dating pool.

Honestly I think people focus a little too much on personality and social value when talking to Lucas, well-intentioned or not. Even if he was the most charismatic, confident person in the world, Lucas's face, body, clothing, style etc. are absolutely revolting. People are naturally repelled by Lucas and there's a good reason for that, biology. Lucas is a greasy, wrinkly, balding, obese pedophile. His facial hair grows in disgusting blonde patches. He smells like cat piss and vinegar.

Fuck you Lucas if you're reading this. I hope you puke while you're passed out on your back in the park.

Yeah, but when have incels ever been known for having realistic standards?

 

[Goldaor]

A second post from THE Wern. What did he mean by this?

 

[moseph.jartelli]

He's back
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I think its funny that he think Generation Z gives a shit about validation from him.

 

[ThomasAudley]

He appears to be in a new shelter.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

A second post from THE Wern. What did he mean by this?

He's only commenting about his former Gen Z roomies not hooking him up with any baes. Unfortunately, Lucas is not giving us any videos. He needs to scream ISAAC!