everything is lesbian - a subculture on tumblr that 'headcanons' everything as lesbian

But weren't they called 'jocks'? Same definition, even.

Not all jocks are himbos but most himbos are some kind of jock.

If a jock is a raging asshole, even if he's dumb and hot, he's not a himbo. He's gotta mean well and have that "heart of gold" element to him. He's gotta be a big, dumb, jacked sweetheart.
 
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I'm still thinking this subculture forced Bryke to making the holding hands shit between Korra & Asami in the ending.
I mean, those 2 characters in near all the series hadn't nothing in common and even a rivalry in the first episodes. 2 scenes between them in S3 & S4 without touching the main plot is the minimum requirement to make them lesbians it seems.
PD: Damn it typos.
 
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I'm still thinking this subculture forced Bryke to making the holding hands shit between Korra & Asami in the ending.
I mean, those 2 characters in near all the series hadn't nothing in common and even a rivalry in the first episodes. 2 scenes between them in S3 & S4 without touching the main plot is the minimum requirement to make them lesbians it seems.
PD: Damn it typos.
Some hairy cunts on Tumblr didn't force Bryke to do anything. Bryke wanted to make Korra and Asami scissor sisters because that gets his pp hard, and if that also lets him net social cache, even better.
 
It’s getting so much worse. It’s expanding to historical figures. Any quote or painting/photo where girls are being nice to each other? They’re totally gay. People got so mad when I pointed out that a portrait of Marie Antoinette kissing her sister-in-law Madame Elisabeth was not, in fact, gay. I mean, I guess it can be interpreted as such if you have no idea who the painting is portraying, but to be mad about pointing out that it is actually not a gay moment is incredibly dumb.

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Another thing that I saw people interpreting as lesbian was a woman complimenting her niece/daughter-in-law.

”She looked as delicious as a sugar bonbon, in a strawberry pink dress.”
 
And yet they cry like bitches when you fuck THEIR wifes/girlfriends/associates. I mean, one such lesbian even released a comic where she sleeps on the couch while her girlfriend is getting railed by a dude in their bed. Dana Terrace is her name, she's the producer of The Owl House and one character, "concidentally", is lesbian for the maincharacter.

It's hilarious how salty they can get over straight men fucking their supposed lesbians.

EDIT: But it's possible I'm confusing her for some other useless lesbian.
Late, but as already stated from other kiwis, you're confusing Dana Terrace with Noelle Stevenson, who was the producer of the She-Ra reboot. Noelle is convinced her relationship is the healthiest thing ever, even though it's pretty clear her girlfriend hates her so much she insisted they try for an open relationship as an excuse to get dicked down. It's like an NTR hentai come to life, except it involves a sad lesbian.
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As you've already said, Dana Terrace is the producer of another L.A. cartoon, but instead of being a lesbian, she is a bi-girl whose currently dating Alex Hirsch, producer of Gravity Falls. There used to be a bit of /co/ threads dedicated to her, but they've been increasing in numbers since the debut of her show. The show is so boring, that anons would rather talk about the creator's personal life, and their interest was piqued when they realized that two of the main characters are self inserts for Dana and her 'friend', Luz Batista:
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It raised some eyebrows, because Dana made the relationship between Amity (Dana's self insert) and Luz N.'s (Luz B.'s self insert) a huge deal to the point where it kind of blew up on twitter, so anons on /co/ did the big think and theorized that Dana only created the Owl House to relieve her lesbian fantasies with her exotic Dominican roommate who she wished she scissored when she had the chance, and that Alex Hirsch is a cuckold for letting it happen. It's also a common theory on /co/ that Dana fucked Alex to climb up the industry hierarchy (wouldn't be surprised, it's L.A. after all), going from a lowly storyboarder for GF, director in the Ducktales reboot, and then finally being a producer of her own show.
It's not known whether or not if Dana is secretly disgusted with Alex's dick, but in a recent /co/ thread, it's been said that they're also in an 'open relationship,' and that Alex has been sleeping with a 19 year old girl.
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She has an instagram account where she would later confirm Alex speaks as one of the characters he voices in GF during sex:
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An anon would later upload that video onto youtube, but then it was promptly deleted for unknown reasons. Luckily, it was reuploaded in another format: https://files.catbox.moe/sk7a2q.mp4
TL;DR: The American animation industry is fucked, and it would be interesting to have a dedicated thread on KF about it. Some of these people are unironically mentally ill.
Back on topic, the whole 'everything is a lesbian' trend has got to be the most annoying out of any tumblr subcultures I personally came across, and since the great migration on twitter, you tend to see it a lot on animal posts featuring a photo of two cats, birds, dogs or whatever, and either the caption or comments are like "they're lesbeans!!!!!" Cue some mediocre artists swoops in and draws said animals as ugly anthros with a bad mix of pastel colors and inserts their shitty headcanons like "trans he/him girl and his beautiful nonconforming she/they girlfriend!! <33"
 
I didn't need to come to this thread to learn about Alex Hirsch doing the Grunkle Stan voice during sex but now I can't help but think of the friends I definitely have who would be into that.

EDIT: Also I'm pretty fuckin' tired of threads I post in turning into "people in the animation industry are degenerates for being into three-ways or dating people younger than them that are still legal, and I'm not bitter or jealous of their success at all" like shut the fuck up, bitch, what the fuck does that have to do with this thread?
 
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you tend to see it a lot on animal posts featuring a photo of two cats, birds, dogs or whatever, and either the caption or comments are like "they're lesbeans!!!!!"
The worst is how much people actually believe that to be true in cases like cats helping eachother to raise kittens.


dating people younger than them that are still legal
I came to think this is a kind of uniquely american brainfuck, to use someone dating 18-19 y. o. as a thing to imply they are off.
Wtf.
She has tits, she is legal, how is any of that pedo or even suspicious at all.
 
EDIT: Also I'm pretty fuckin' tired of threads I post in turning into "people in the animation industry are degenerates for being into three-ways or dating people younger than them that are still legal, and I'm not bitter or jealous of their success at all" like shut the fuck up, bitch, what the fuck does that have to do with this thread?
/co/ is finally transcended into Tumblr-show off eske. I'm done with cartoons.
I'm still depressed about Korra btw
 
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