Honestly, if he had put the same time and effort into, say, starting some kind of successful business that he did filing junk lawsuits, visiting brothels, writing crap songs, and stalking hot celebrities - maybe, just maybe he could have earned enough money to be a sugar daddy and find some hot chick who will ignore his face and horrid personality as long as he provides free room and board.
Judson is the one who first replied to Russell and called him a "simp" on Madilyn's post. Russell did not take kindly.
"Dude, what're you like 40? 45?" That's really got to sting.
"Random middle aged guy," Jesus Christ. Have some mercy, Matthew.
Russ must also be jealous that Judson has a friend willing to defend him. No one other than his parents will go to bat for him, and I suspect his parents only provided a lawyer for the Erika case because they knew he'd be eaten alive in jail.
Also wow at how he took Russel's accusation of Dason being "random" and threw it right back in his face.
I found it now, thanks - the irony is hiliarious:
This is such a quintessentially Russ moment. "Hi, neighbors! Tonight we'll be studying John 11 and reflecting on how the miracle of resurrection can strengthen our--" "-- RAAAARRR!! ME ANGRY!!! AND HORNY!!"
I love it when someone as amoral as Russ tries to lecture people on proper behavior.
I think they are, he made several references to them being on their mission. Then again, I wouldn't be shocked to learn that Russ thinks all sects of Christianity have a mission. A lot do, but they're not as emphasized as they are in the LDS church.
Russ didn't say anyone's music is shit, Matthew said he listened to Russ' music and it's shit.
Calling it shit is too goddamn generous. It's fucking aural assault and battery. I'd rather have a root canal than listen to Russ's auditory bowel movements.
Are these other guys on a mission or just Dason? I thought use of electronics was restricted while on a mission. I'm not Mormon so I could be wrong.
I'm not certain on the specifics, but that's changed quite a bit within the last five or so years, I wanna say. The pandemic especially has required missionaries to turn more to social media usage instead of door knocking (and if both we and they are lucky, door knocking won't be nearly as common after the pandemic's over).
I'm tempted to fire up my alternate facebook account and tell one of the guys that's ripping into him about what Russ did on his mission, but that would be getting involved. He's got so much dirty laundry that if he had any brains, he'd be a ghost now.
So much for Mormons being nice all the time. That was fucking savage!
