Cyberpunk 2077 Grieving Thread

My biggest complaint is about the driving. I don't have as many hours yet so I haven't encountered dozens of bugs, but holy shit the first person driving is just awful.

I can somewhat deal with the FPS drop, but my biggest issue to me is the fucking glare in first person that makes it pretty much impossible for me to drive around NC during the daytime without going to third person. It's like driving towards the sun with a really fogged up windshield constantly.

The game is OK. It's actually pretty decent IMO but way overhyped like most people knew it was, and i'm wondering what the game will look like in a year.
 
Why the fuck does every story npc have thirty used cars for sale? "Hey V I've got this used shitbox for sale" is this game's "hey cousin lets go bowling."
Its retarded. I hate the driving so fucking much I just use the free motorcycles and I can't tell the difference between them because they all handle like dogshit. I will also never do the fat tranny's races because fucking lol, driving is the worst part of this game and all the cars are shit.
I'm not gonna say it's the best I've seen because there's already so much gold out there but this one is definitely among my top keks:
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The most incredible thing is that I semi-crawled the links for about 1000 clips on Twitch, and had an algorithm shuffle the links randomly, and this one came out right behind the one above:
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What are the fucking chances.
I've had that happen to me, its very common. NPCs and even yourself can't seem to hold shit correct. I've had myself break reload animations.

Also, once you get short-circuit > Fry synapses you can just fucking start popping everyone's heads in stealth. Its amazing, I did the entire 'Into the Storm' mission without firing a shot. Just frying people's brains.
I will continue to wait forever for a game to come along and give me both sets of those things.

@Secret Asshole get on it, man. I want to wonder what it means to be human while I'm smothering between sweaty synth G-cups.
If I could code and model, believe me, I'd do it. The best I can do is a turn-based hybrid of a visual novel and a top down PnP RPG with rolls.
 
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It's well worth doing the racing quest lines for Claire. They can all be done in her car which handles the best out of anything I've driven in the game yet, with an option to keep the vehicle at the end of the questline which makes one of the games weakest parts slightly more tolerable.
 
Why the fuck does every story npc have thirty used cars for sale? "Hey V I've got this used shitbox for sale" is this game's "hey cousin lets go bowling."
Yeah, those cars should've been either given to you as a reward for completing optional quests or you should've been able to buy them on the net. Having them listed as 'missions' just clutters up the journal and the map. The more cynical part of me thinks they did that deliberately to make the game look like it has more content than it actually does.
 
Remember, you are not getting to see the following content because you are male (technically bc u play as a male but what's the big difference):


Arguably the first sex scene I've seen from this game that is actually kinda hot and not utterly retarded and ruined through ridiculous amounts of camp. Can't help but feel like they've ruined the male shit on purpose now, clearly they do have the talent to make it good, but only for muh LGBTardeds. Someone with the talent to make this would have to be going out of his way to make it shitty to end up with a result like the stuff we've seen so far.
 
So I get that they wanted the main quest to be shorter than TW3 because x number of players didn't complete it or whatever but how do you go from

"We want this to be shorter than TW3"

to

"The main quest is now ten hours long"

I think they missed a few steps.
 
So I get that they wanted the main quest to be shorter than TW3 because x number of players didn't complete it or whatever but how do you go from

"We want this to be shorter than TW3"

to

"The main quest is now ten hours long"

I think they missed a few steps.

It's definitely a more side quest focused game, which is why I think they locked most of the endings behind them.

It's gotta feel weird to hear V has weeks to live, but if you only go through the main quest you can probably finish it within a week of in game time. (although the whole "wait a day for..." shit probably pads it out more than I remember)
 
Remember, you are not getting to see the following content because you are male (technically bc u play as a male but what's the big difference):
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Arguably the first sex scene I've seen from this game that is actually kinda hot and not utterly retarded and ruined through ridiculous amounts of camp. Can't help but feel like they've ruined the male shit on purpose now, clearly they do have the talent to make it good, but only for muh LGBTardeds. Someone with the talent to make this would have to be going out of his way to make it shitty to end up with a result like the stuff we've seen so far.
I bet once the dust settles down and the modding workflows are figured out, we’ll first get a character swap, then voice swaps, and then finally a limited Judy- Male V romance progression that recombines existing lines of dialogue to push you to that scene.

I recall that something like that roughly happened to the Mass Effect series.
 
Why the fuck does every story npc have thirty used cars for sale? "Hey V I've got this used shitbox for sale" is this game's "hey cousin lets go bowling."

That and the fucking Delamin calls.

If I didn't care about your cars on that side of the map, I can guarantee I won't on this side.
 
So I get that they wanted the main quest to be shorter than TW3 because x number of players didn't complete it or whatever but how do you go from

"We want this to be shorter than TW3"

to

"The main quest is now ten hours long"

I think they missed a few steps.

Wait, isn't it about 20-30 hours long? I heard people talking it is.
 
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Lol @ poorfags bitching about how the game runs and looks on their Xbox One from 2014. I'll be booting up the game tonight on my 5800x / RTX 3080 rig
Update on this: it runs and looks amazing. Great performance with everything on high/ultra and ray tracing and DLSS on at 1440p. The lighting and reflections on everything are superb. Unfortunately the game itself is dogshit - might as well just play Dude Sex again
 
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Update on this: it runs and looks amazing. Great performance with everything on high/ultra and ray tracing and DLSS on at 1440p. The lighting and reflections on everything are superb. Unfortunately the game itself is dogshit - might as well just play Dude Sex again
Imagine building a PC to play shit
 
I've been reading the reviews for this on Steam a bit, and it's somewhat baffling that a) there's already 200,000+ reviews for it, and b) most of them are positive. Of course, Steam has only good/bad -review system, so some of the good reviews might be people who have been on the hedge on the issue, but still, considering all the incredible shit we have seen thus far about the game it's perplexing. Like are most of the gamers really that product- and company- loyal that no matter what they are going to give this good review, or is there something else going on? Like, is it possible that the CDPR is artificially bloating the good score on this with bots or bought reviews to cover up the shitstorm?
 
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