Shock, Becky isn't trying to get pregnant like she said, but will totally try any day now, really.
Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS
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If she does get pregnant (press X to doubt) will she pull a Freddy McConnell and sue to be listed as a father on the birth certificate?
It would waste everyone's time and get her attention so it's sort of on brand for her. But it also takes effort.
The Becky wants a baby saga is probably just a prelude to a Twitter grift about how she needs gibs cause she's "barren" and "heartbroken".
It would waste everyone's time and get her attention so it's sort of on brand for her. But it also takes effort.
The Becky wants a baby saga is probably just a prelude to a Twitter grift about how she needs gibs cause she's "barren" and "heartbroken".
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She really only has one husband. She also has another cuck. They're both cucks, but only one is actually a husband.
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I would pay good money to be a fly on the wall when the Cuck Bros are commiserating outside of Becky's hearing.
Daniel: "Oh god, she's making up more bullshit again."
Cuckson: "What is it this time? About how Jewish she is, or how she was the first and bestest fan of something despite never talking about it before?"
Daniel: "The first one. She bragged on Twitter about being the reincarnation of Anne Frank, and Jewish Twitter blasted her a new asshole, so she's shut down for Twitter "for good this time it's serious I really mean it" "
Cuckson: "Sure, and I'm Joan of Arc *sighs* I guess that means I have to be her Twitter proxy again until she "forgets" that she abandoned Twitter, at least until she starts yet another slap fight with Jews on Twitter. Fuck my life. The one time a year she lets me touch her isn't worth all this headache"
Daniel: "At least we have each other" *gently caresses Cuckson on the cheek*
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Mami has no right to know about Becky’s pregnancy saga or sex life. That information is reserved for anyone who reads Twitter.
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As well as random trash fuckbois and pregnancy fetishist sex pests.
Becky is claiming Mami never met Daniel
Becky is fat
When you misgender a troon, you're actually misgendering all troons, and Becky the most.
Becky is fat
When you misgender a troon, you're actually misgendering all troons, and Becky the most.
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Everytime someone calls Becky "her", the siren noise from Kill Bill goes off in her head and her vision goes red!
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She's actually saying her godmother never met Daniel.
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And especially when it's from en EVIL TrANSPHOBIC NIGGER that always caused non stop suicide. Becky told me so!
Gonna press X on that story Becky. Also weren't you LATINX just a few weeks ago? I wonder where the fake jewishness fits in this clusterfuck...
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Yeah, Becky's saying her godmother has never met Daniel. Mami is the one telling the godmother he's not worth meeting, lol. Based Mami at it again.
Speaking of Becky's parents, she suddenly has forgotten she disowned them. Of course, she brings up the European vacation they still owe her, but it's TOTES NOT ABOUT THE LUXURY VACATION YA'LL, I JUST MISS THE PARENTS I CLAIMED TO BE CUTTING OUT OF MY LIFE EARLIER THIS YEAR!
Speaking of Becky's parents, she suddenly has forgotten she disowned them. Of course, she brings up the European vacation they still owe her, but it's TOTES NOT ABOUT THE LUXURY VACATION YA'LL, I JUST MISS THE PARENTS I CLAIMED TO BE CUTTING OUT OF MY LIFE EARLIER THIS YEAR!
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Yes, the parents you shit on at regular intervals, unless you need to milk then for cash.
I'm sure Becky could just forego the trip and FaceTime or call her parents, but who cares about not exposing her elderly parents to a deadly disease when Becky could be taking selfies at concentration camps? THOSE SELFISH OLD CUBAN ASSHOLES!
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Well for a person who "sure as fuck misses" her parents, she sure does love prattling on about parental abuse as if she's the authority on it.
I have to imagine the absolute 180 Becky would do if her hypothetical future children ever strayed from her bullshit mindset and ways. Imagine having this Reeeeing at you in your bedroom as a kid every other day.
I have to imagine the absolute 180 Becky would do if her hypothetical future children ever strayed from her bullshit mindset and ways. Imagine having this Reeeeing at you in your bedroom as a kid every other day.
Apologies for reading the Daniel/Mami thing wrong, I thought that was a stretch even for her.
I'm sure I've seen that picture before, but Jesus, she looks about 50 there. There's hitting the wall and then there's slamming into it face first.
I'm sure I've seen that picture before, but Jesus, she looks about 50 there. There's hitting the wall and then there's slamming into it face first.
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She misses human interaction?are there humans who want to interact with her?
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Imagine having to give Becky a wax.
First Yaniv, now Becky. Those poor wax people just can't catch a break.
First Yaniv, now Becky. Those poor wax people just can't catch a break.
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That new photo really shows how fat she's gotten.
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Now that's the face of a rotten brat who won't grow up.I have to imagine the absolute 180 Becky would do if her hypothetical future children ever strayed from her bullshit mindset and ways. Imagine having this Reeeeing at you in your bedroom as a kid every other day.
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Those jowls of hers have really started coming in nicely.
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I do like how Totes A Guy Becky claims she's only done beautician things this year - wax and hair. The most important part of any man's regimen. Not only that, but totally essential services that she can't do at home, because reasons.
Also, she always refers to herself as unemployed as if that wasn't by choice, which is funny considering how much she sperged about her big plans for the year. All of which she still could have done, none of which she's even slightly undertaken. I guess when they look at who has been hit by covid the hardest, the scientists will leave out 'fat basic bitches who wish they were interesting' because they're bigots.