Trainwreck
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That "stalker" pic was mine. You are welcome! I've been running work errands and seen him a few times. He's like a skittish overweight rat.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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That's even more pathetic than I thought.
He's fat enough to survive without food for a bit.
That's some of the most obvious trolling I've seen and it says a lot about Lucas' mental state that he can't work out that it's trolling.
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I kinda think they'd have better odds with a slut than a virgin since it wouldn't be nearly as big of a deal to them. Like if all they're interested in is sex why not go for the girls that are after the same thing?
Funny how being turned down by someone who would sleep with ANYONE somehow doesnt cause them to realize the issue is with them
Yeah i agree with you that he could be more dangerous than he seems. Sure hes a huge coward but if he ever gets an opportunity to do anything shitty without any resistance he totally would. i could see him running into a passed out drunk girl and uploading a video about how great of a guy he is for holding off until he's done recording to rape her.
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I've seen these before but always figured they were just jokes. I think this buffoon is actually taking them seriously. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit thinking about how disgusting these would taste.
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We've recently been over how Lucas is a fat retard with a small wiener.
There are a few other things to add, so that we may complete teasing him for his physical appearance. Then we can tease him for his clothes, and call him faggot and kick him in the nards and stuff.
Anyway, first, he smells bad.
It is unknown if this is a problem that he developed while homeless, or if he was the stinky kid in grade school.
Lucas's scent has been described as pungent, onions and piss. He's an adult who pisses himself. Very strong body odor and poor hygiene.
Ok. So we're at fat, smelly retard with a small wiener now.
Next up, check out his hair. Among his many misfortunes:
So now we're at fat, smelly, balding retard with a small wiener.
He is not attractive. Haha.
I dwell on this for the simple joy of calling a retard retarded, and also because Lucas's physicality is a huge part of what makes him such a comedic character. He's a gross oaf with moobs and noodle arms. It makes his love quest all the more ridiculous.
There are a few other things to add, so that we may complete teasing him for his physical appearance. Then we can tease him for his clothes, and call him faggot and kick him in the nards and stuff.
Anyway, first, he smells bad.
It is unknown if this is a problem that he developed while homeless, or if he was the stinky kid in grade school.
Lucas's scent has been described as pungent, onions and piss. He's an adult who pisses himself. Very strong body odor and poor hygiene.
Ok. So we're at fat, smelly retard with a small wiener now.
Next up, check out his hair. Among his many misfortunes:
So now we're at fat, smelly, balding retard with a small wiener.
He is not attractive. Haha.
I dwell on this for the simple joy of calling a retard retarded, and also because Lucas's physicality is a huge part of what makes him such a comedic character. He's a gross oaf with moobs and noodle arms. It makes his love quest all the more ridiculous.
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I wonder how he'll pay for this. Oh, right...
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Lucas can't even pay for it now because he gave this month's EBT away to his roommates... that kicked him out after a day or two.I wonder how he'll pay for this. Oh, right...
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Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't he have a payee?
If that's the case, shouldn't the payee be ensuring his money goes to feed and house him instead of letting him give his food stamps away?
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I assume the payee just handles Lucas' SSDI, tries getting his dumbass into properly handling his money, housing, etc... EBT is automatically put onto your card every month which Lucas brags about regularly.
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Lucas has admitted he gets a check every week from his payee specifically so he can't blow it all at once and showed pics of himself collecting it at some point
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I know Lucas is lazy, but stealing other people's content? That's low even for Lucas. Just make another video screaming into your phone you fat lazy creep
You don't realise until you get a good look how badly he's balding. No idea why he'd ever think that photo was a good idea. Especially when he so obviously tries to hide it with his mullet
Probably would be on the streets for the rest of his life if he had access to all of his money. He really should just get put in a group home. He's just not capable of living by himself. I really want to see someone argue Lucas is lucid enough to take care of himself and not be permanently committed with the shit he says/does on a daily basis
You don't realise until you get a good look how badly he's balding. No idea why he'd ever think that photo was a good idea. Especially when he so obviously tries to hide it with his mullet
Probably would be on the streets for the rest of his life if he had access to all of his money. He really should just get put in a group home. He's just not capable of living by himself. I really want to see someone argue Lucas is lucid enough to take care of himself and not be permanently committed with the shit he says/does on a daily basis
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In a perfect world, Lucas would be in a group home. I assume his workers have pushed for that in the past, but Western society isn't set up today to handle that for a fringe case like Lucas that will probably never seriously harm people. He's proven many times now that he can't even handle living in an apartment by himself with minimal responsibilities.
As soon as I saw those I thought of how Lucas might just be posting them as a joke bc they’re funny and gross (which is the purpose of that account), but honestly even if he is kidding I could 100% see him making and consuming shit like that
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I wouldn't want to inflict lucas on the rest of the residents of said group home.
I agree, he needs one, but my god a lot of those people have already had it rough, imagine being forced to share a kitchen and bathroom with that smelly loon.
I agree, he needs one, but my god a lot of those people have already had it rough, imagine being forced to share a kitchen and bathroom with that smelly loon.
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The only long term solution for Lucas is to lock him in the Fratellis' basement and sing to him Opera-style about nothing being in the cards for him.
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No doubt, I thought the same thing.As soon as I saw those I thought of how Lucas might just be posting them as a joke bc they’re funny and gross (which is the purpose of that account), but honestly even if he is kidding I could 100% see him making and consuming shit like that
Lucas has the weird food combinations of the stereotypical pregnant woman, combined with the gluttonous fast food habits of the trashiest of Americans, combined with his apparent inability to ever feel full. And to all of that he adds his own disgusting trashiness, drowning everything in ranch dressing, covering everything in cheap cheese, he's vile.
I'm still in awe, entirely in awe, of the fact that Lucas could polish off a whole pizza, and then immediately go eat a steak dinner with multiple sides.
I mean, has he never experienced the "your eyes are bigger than your stomach"?
Lucas has some pretty big f****** eyes, but I guess his disgusting gut Is yet Bigger?
He's never ordered more food than he can finish? The idea of eating two giant greasy meals back-to-back, being able to finish all that food, and somehow thinking that that's going to impress women?
There's a lot of crazy things about Lucas in the way he thinks, but this is one of the top IMHO.
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Imagine sitting at a fancy restaurant with Lucas' wide open mouth chewing like a horse while ranting to you about his jizz. I don't think dine n' dashing is even worth it, zoomer baes.
Also, we've seen Lucas spends all his EBT money on junk food and candy like he's an 11 year old allowed to buy his own groceries.