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You missed the part where you can make deepfry grenades fam
Thanks for letting me know how to be a retard doctor
 
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Moths said:
You missed the part where you can make deepfry grenades fam
Thanks for letting me know how to be a retard doctor
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I need to make deepfry smoke or foam sometime. That sounds funny. One thing you can also do for meme purposes is make nutrient grenades that turn people fat.
 
*ahem* Welcome, welcome, please help yourself to refreshments over in the corner of the room, we have cookies and bottled cum.

I have gathered everyone here today to talk about the issue with our late night low pop rounds, the ridiculously large map size we use. Before you start linking my ban appeals on other forums and talking about how I accidentally posted porn that one time, hear me out.

Our player number has dwindled in the last few weeks, which is normal, but with it has caused a grand problem, that during low pop rounds, we still play on the same map as we do during high pop rounds. This leads to maps that are huge and spaced out, and you have to run around and go searching for everyone because although it is a map suited for like 80 people, there are only 15-25 on.

Goon figured out a problem to this a while back, which is using certain smaller maps for lower pop rounds, which I totally think we should do. One map that comes to mind is mini station (https://www.reddit.com/r/SS13/comments/2cijnf/released_tiny_station_dl_included/) which is perfect for 20 or less players, and I personally think should be forced upon the server as a map when there are 20 or less. There are other tiny maps, but thats what just comes to mind.

This would increase the quality of low pop rounds alot, and might even bring in more players if we advertise it, as it can create the whole "packed station going to captastrophe" vibe that everyone loves.

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I agree that we need a lowpop map to fall back on. Mini is alright, but it's not very well updated for modern station stuff. Kilo Station would be my recommendation. It's got a big maintenance area but a relatively small station proper and it should be up-to-date in tgcode at least to a fairly recent build.
 
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I need to make deepfry smoke or foam sometime. That sounds funny. One thing you can also do for meme purposes is make nutrient grenades that turn people fat.
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That was actually a plan of mine at a point. Making vegis that inject nutriment into people when thrown, as well as a little bit of mint toxin to make them explode when fat. A little bit too convoluted to be practical though, seeing as how I need miners help to get special lavaland mushrooms for mint toxin genes, and nutriment take a while to make you fat.
 
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That was actually a plan of mine at a point. Making vegis that inject nutriment into people when thrown, as well as a little bit of mint toxin to make them explode when fat. A little bit too convoluted to be practical though, seeing as how I need miners help to get special lavaland mushrooms for mint toxin genes, and nutriment take a while to make you fat.
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Produce can inject at most 20u.
 
Indeed, but ~20u is a lot of nutriment. The plan was, give them slippery genes and leave them all over the hallway. People would slip, but nutriment only feeds you and mint toxin does nothing until you are fat, so unless people actually ground up the vegis no one would know what's up at first. After a slip, maybe two, the person would fatten up after a couple minutes then one more slip would gib them.
 
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I actually linked tiny station, which is completely different than mini station, apparently tiny station works really well though, we should try that one out. I personally dislike kilo, and it still feels big with the sheer size of maintenance on that map.

Here's an image of Tinystation, the one I linked. It looks really neat, and I think we should give it a try one night.
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That's a Bay map from 6 years ago. It would probably have to be remapped to work on modern tgcode.
 
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>be me
>join a round and pick R&D because I want to learn it
>I'm a changeling; never been before
>Need to kill and replace one guy, all my other tasks are easy
>he literally just wanders into my department and gets trapped in, I'm the only one on the job
>even with all my changeling tools I still barely even manage to kill him, AI sees and the head of security promptly comes and drops me into an incinerator

how do i get better at traitor guys (:_(
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Yeah, I helped one of your fellow scientists find genetics. You said you had something to show me, just didn't expect it to be your armblade haha. It was pretty funny imo.
 
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>Decide I am fucking sick of playing command and screaming at niggers
>Play CLOWN
>Be Clyde Cash
>Be Clown
>Dick around
>Get beaten up by gorillas
>Slip over a lot
>RD is a bro who helps out
>Lings, fucking everywhere
>One does the lamest gimmick in history, "friendly ling. I just wanna mine". Fuck that noise.
>Two people get cremated
>Dick around for a while. Try to build a disposals loop.
>Bridge is opened, super lowpop, lings. Take fire axe.
>Armory is opened. As clown, take riot armor and the secway, as well as a pair of HUDSGLASSES.
>Dick around a bit more, clearing out vines and dragging away the dying to medical
>Swipe cap's spare ID off a corpse
>Head to shuttle
>See nuke op
>Nuke alarm goes off
>RD didn't secure the disk(?). Disk was taken
>Everyone dies
>Nuke op boards the shuttle in EORG
>Kill the nuke op no problem with my axe and armor.
>All the lings survived.
When I'm not clown, I feel like I'm one of three or four people holding the station together. When I am the clown, all I want to do is make disposals loops and scream about niggers.

Clown tip: clowns can shoot themselves/hit themselves with Sec equipment, so if you are a clown and the armory's been cracked open, take only armor and a bowman. You, as a clown, are slow. Compensate with either a scooter, a stolen secway or janicart, or, if you are confident, a skateboard.

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Average non-chemist plumbing setup: factory to mass-produce and distribute chloral hydrate.
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That round was fucking cancer. If I wasn't the Clown I would've screamed like a lunatic.

Make the AI able to speak the words "kike" "nigger" "tranny" and "faggot" on VOX.
 
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Singularity is e-z p-z if you can somehow manage to get atmos and engi all to yourself for like 10 minutes. Perhaps the engineers all mysteriously disappeared or something?

Replace the SM chamber input pumps with volume pumps, disable the siphons. Ensure the SM doesn't get cooled. Set every pump in atmos to max and feed it into SM.

Tesla is similar but don't replace the pumps with volume pumps. At 25% it'll start shooting beams out.

If you're non antag you could reconfigure the SM chamber to accommodate the shield projectors and keep the singularity contained.
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You can do it faster if you straightpipe and swap the vents for injectors, although that latter step is obvious.

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The vox announcement sounds are pre-recorded clips.
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I'm aware. Pre-record saying racial slurs and then put those recordings into wherever the game draws the AI's speech sound from.
 
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Dr W said:
>Decide I am fucking sick of playing command and screaming at niggers
>Play CLOWN
>Be Clyde Cash
>Be Clown
>Dick around
>Get beaten up by gorillas
>Slip over a lot
>RD is a bro who helps out
>Lings, fucking everywhere
>One does the lamest gimmick in history, "friendly ling. I just wanna mine". Fuck that noise.
>Two people get cremated
>Dick around for a while. Try to build a disposals loop.
>Bridge is opened, super lowpop, lings. Take fire axe.
>Armory is opened. As clown, take riot armor and the secway, as well as a pair of HUDSGLASSES.
>Dick around a bit more, clearing out vines and dragging away the dying to medical
>Swipe cap's spare ID off a corpse
>Head to shuttle
>See nuke op
>Nuke alarm goes off
>RD didn't secure the disk(?). Disk was taken
>Everyone dies
>Nuke op boards the shuttle in EORG
>Kill the nuke op no problem with my axe and armor.
>All the lings survived.
When I'm not clown, I feel like I'm one of three or four people holding the station together. When I am the clown, all I want to do is make disposals loops and scream about niggers.

Clown tip: clowns can shoot themselves/hit themselves with Sec equipment, so if you are a clown and the armory's been cracked open, take only armor and a bowman. You, as a clown, are slow. Compensate with either a scooter, a stolen secway or janicart, or, if you are confident, a skateboard.
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I was the engineer you yeeted the medal off of.

Sec was retarded that round, I kept pointing out the ling to the guy and he just kept missing him, to the point where he wasn't even using radio to talk. He tried tossing the ling into the SM rather than cremate as well.
 
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I was the engineer you yeeted the medal off of.

Sec was retarded that round, I kept pointing out the ling to the guy and he just kept missing him, to the point where he wasn't even using radio to talk. He tried tossing the ling into the SM rather than cremate as well.
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Sorry I couldn't save you, man, you were a decent surrogate Cap, all things considered. I dropped you off in medbay and thought the docs could patch you back up fast enough, not that it mattered.

Also, only retards, masochists, or both play Sec on anything to do with /tg/code from my understanding of things.
 
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>Start as doctor and do the usual setup
>A wizard shows up and one of the medbay staff grabs a bonesaw to rush off for valids
>Sometime later a Miner shows up in medbay. An egg on the astroid left a special gift inside of him, and he wants it out.
>Easy-Peasy, just cut him open and rip it out.
>Halfway through the surgery, I realize I need a bonesaw.
>Yell out in medical comms I need a bonesaw. No response.
>Forget there's an extra bonesaw in the extra surgery room in this map and start to worry.
>I take the best option, to step out of the room and wait for the whole thing to blow over. After all, it's just one xeno, what could go wrong?
>The crew starts to report Xeno sightings.
>The Clown gets blasted when he puts on a Xeno costume and runs in the hallways
>The Shuttle is called so everyone can rush to safety.
>A mob of Xenos overtake the shuttle and all survivors in it.
>Xenos win
 
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